Chapter Eight
Red Vs. Blue-Harry Potter Style
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Red Team-
Sarge-Voldemort
Grif-Wormtail
Simmons-Lucius Malfoy
Donut-Bellatrix Lestrange
Lopez - Lopez is a robot
Blue Team-
Church-Moony
Tucker-Sirius
Caboose-James
Tex-Lily
Sheila - Sheila is a GIRL tank-Elektra
Back to the story- OH! and Dobby is the Medic, Doc.
"Remus! I don't wanna go through the teleporter!" "And why not? We tested it" "We threw ROCKS through it!" They came out at the other side!" "THEY WERE ALL HOT AND COVERED IN BLACK STUFF!" "So you scared of Black stuff?" "Yes, I'm scared of black stuff!" "Sirius, I almost hate to do this to you, so just GO THROUGH THE TELEPORTER!" "I just want to say that rocks aren't people!" "It will be noted. Now move."
"But Dark Lord It looks like a big cat, like maybe a puma!" "Quiet Wormtail. It is a WARTHOG! And quit makin' up animals!" "Uh Dark Lord…sir…could you explain WHY we are naming a jeep?" "Of course my favorite Death Eater of all. You see Lucius, these here look like tusks. Now, what animal has tusks" "OHHH! I know I know pick me pock me! "Fine. Wormtail, what has tusks?" "A walrus!" "Dingbat! Dint I tell you to stop makin up imaginary animals! "Now, we all agree that it is the Warthog, right Wormtail?" "Yes sir!" "Well then, how's about the Unicorn or the Phoenix," Voldemort started "I really don't think he needs encouragement sir." The favorite Death Eater tried to stop his master "Hey Lucius, whats that Mexican thing that eats all the goats?" "The…El Chipacaba sir?" "Yeah, the El chipathingy."
"O crap. That's definitely NOT good that jeep has a really big gun." "Uh, James? Why are you looking at the remote control car that YOU taped a squirt gun on through binoculars?" "Shuddup Lily."