Chapter Ten
Artemis Black
"ARTEMIS!" "Uh…nobody's home right now, please leave your name and number while I run for my life. AAAAAHHHHHH!" "Artemis Black come explain WHY you are in the PHONEBOOTH again! "I like pushing the buttons."
"Relax Molly, she-" "She's exactly like YOU Sirius, If I remember right YOU got yourself stuck in an ELEVATOR because you pushed all the buttons almost all at once and shorted it out in between floors! Your uncle had to call a Muggle rescue squad to get you out!". "But-" "NO! that was taken from the Malfoys by-" "Erm…okay they don't need to know WHO did that."
"Ahah…Sirius you really need to set a better example for your daughter! I saw her lock Draco Malfoy in a closet!" "Yes and YOUR niece is the one who shoved him in there!" "Uh…father? I…why are you fighting with Molly? You ALWAYS lose!" "Shhh. He doesn't know that!" "Yes I do!"
"This chapter was supposed to be about me! Fine, I'll explain. I am the daughter of Sirius Black and Elektra Snape. Yes, Snape. I have 2 half sisters. You see, uh…AFTER Father was arrested she was forced to divorce him-that would be Grandfather's doing. She remarried Remus Lupin. I thought Moony was my dad, but he is Sarah's dad. And there's Selene Riddle. Yep. Voldemort is my…sister's dad. I don't think she ever married him, which makes it even scarier. Anyway. I lived in Salem Massachusetts when she married Remus. We were all arrested for being witches. My mother was hanged...on we go…I had to live with shudder Uncle Sev. Didja know he's a Vampire? Yep. He didn't want me to be anywhere near him so I went to Beaux Baton. There I met Mandy and then went to Hogwarts. Where I get to annoy-I mean enjoy potions class with Uncle Sev. The End" "SIRIUS!" "Sirius is not here right now, he is busy running for his life. AAHHHH!" "GA! Oh, you're done Arti! Well, I must find your father! Goodbye dear!".