Chapter Eleven
Kreature
"Hi! I'm Lily Evans and I'm supposed to be explaining why Mrs. Black can't find her house elf. Sirius got this bright idea that we should stay overnight at his house. To keep Mrs. Black from finding us all there we stuffed Jamsiepoo, Sirius, Elektra and Remy-"
"Shut up Lils or I will tell them all every embarrassing moment since you were four-" "I'm quiet. You can't hear me! Any ways, there wasn't any room in the closet so I hid under the bed. Stupid elf was there, so I disposed of it."
"What does that mean?" "evil snigger" . "You are one naughty little girl lilyflower." "That is an embarrassing moment! Lets see what can I think of about you…" "I'm good. You don't hear a word I'm saying." "Pink dress cough cough". Now we must jump ahead in time a couple of decades.
"I'm Harry Potter" "And I'm Ron!" "We helped Sirius 'dispose' of Kreature forever!" "Honestly, you two are barbaric!" "thank you Hermione!" "Yeah! We like you too!"
"Poor Kreature! They hates us my precious! They hates us! Stupid red haired kids! Gollum, Gollum! My Mistress. What scum her son is, booting me out like that!".