Ok. Next Chapter. As I said in the summary half of the credit goes to FFX2Fan. He may be righting a few chapters for it soon. And if anyone reading this likes to see Paine made fun of read his story Paine's Brains if you haven't already. Oh and if you like song parody's read Death's Devotion, again if you haven't already.

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On with the show!

"Name's Mac. And this is Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends." The boy told Yuna. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends? She thought. Were have I heard that name before? Hearing a moan from below her. Looking down she saw that Rikku was waking up. She noticed a small blue thing leaning over her.

"Mac? Who the heck are these people?" The blue thing asked looking Rikku up and down. "And why is this one half naked?" Suddenly Rikku started moaning something that sounded like 'Gippal' and reached out wrapping her arms around the blue creature. She pulled it close and started kissing it passionately. Yuna and Mac just stood there staring at this. Mac looked scared, Yuna well…looked like Yuna.

"Aww isn't that cute!" She said happily. That's when a bunny dressed as a butler came bounding down the stairs.

"Master Blooregard stop whatever your doing this instant." He said.

"Can't move." Blooregard hissed. "Need…HELP! Mac!"

The bunny then hopped over to Paine still lying flat out on the floor. He bent over her face and stared at her because she had begun to stir. Slowly she opened her eyes and stared at the bunny/butler.

"Oh god." She whispered rubbing her eyes. "Paine you're going nuts. Well it was bound to happen sometime. Considering the people you hang out with." Yuna, excited about her friend waking up, hopped over to her (yes hoped, she thought it looked fun) bent over her too.

"Hiya Paine!" She squealed happily.

"Yuna, where are we." Paine groaned.

"You are in Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends." The bunny told her. "I am Mr. Harriman." Paine stood up and looked around muttering to herself.

"Ok…I'm stuck in a world with a talking bunny." Then she noticed Rikku still kissing Blooregard. Walking up to Rikku she watched her for a few more seconds listening to her talking about how much she loves Gippal. She smiled just before she kicked Rikku in the stomach.

"Eeeeeekkk!" Rikku squealed jumping up. She dropped Bloo and clutched her stomach whimpering pathetically as Paine doubled up with laughter. "Meanie!"

"Well you got me stuck in this freakin TV show! And a children's TV show at that!" Paine retorted. Yuna was still thinking of where she heard that name before.

"It's not my fault." Rikku pouted. "You're the one who broke Tele."

"Because you threw me at him…it…no…wait why does our television have a name?" Paine was now more than slightly confused. Yevon help me I'm losing it! She thought in dismay.

"Because televisions have feelings too." Yuna stated matter-of-factly ignoring the fact that she wasn't really in the conversation.

"Whatever." Paine waved that statement away. The farther away she got from a conversation like that, the more sanity she'd have at the end of this little 'trip'. "We need to figure out how to get out of here." They sat down in the hall and thought long and hard about how to get out of this world.

Paine: Maybe my comsphere still works. I should try and contact Shinra if I can.

Rikku: …………cricket………..cricket……………………………………..

Yuna: Where have I heard that name before? Ooo, it's on the tip of my tongue! Almost got it…..

"I got it!" Yuna exclaimed jumping up.

"Really Yuna. I'm impressed." Paine smiled at her, surprised she actually came up with an idea. Guess she's not completely useless.

"Thank you." Yuna said happily. "Anyway I finally figured out where I heard that name before!"

"What."

"Shush." Yuna silenced Paine by raising her hand. "Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends is the name of a TV show!" She continued. SMACK! "What's the matter?" Paine had just slapped herself on the forehead.

"Nothing." She replied frustrated. Turning to Rikku she saw that she hadn't paid attention to a word being said. "Hey!" Paine gave her a slap on the back of the head.

"What!" Rikku whined. Paine just shook her head and Yuna looked confused.

"We need to find a way to get out of here." Paine repeated as she reached into her pocket and pulled out a small comsphere. She pushed a small button on the side of it which would turn it on. To her dismay it…didn't work. "Damn it." She tossed it and accidentally (yeah right) hit Bloo on the head.

"Hey that hurt!" Bloo and Rikku seemed to be similar in personality don't they? "Ooo shiny." Bloo picked up the comsphere and began to admire the shininess.

Rikku and Yuna, who were already bored with thinking, decided to go take a look around the mansion. So they skipped up the stairs, arms linked and disappeared around the corner.

Mac (for those who forgot he was there) walked up to Paine to see if she was ok. Because she was now kneeling on the floor and whacking her head on the ground constantly. "Ow…Smack…Ow…Smack…Ow… (Etc.)"

"Hey lady. Are you gonna be ok?" He said poking her. She swatted is hand away and kept on going with her task. "Lady I think you've hit your head enough… Lady stop it!" He grabbed her shoulders to prevent her from going down again but Paine was to strong and he went hurling into Mr. Harriman who was now standing, watching them. Paine looked up to see a huddled mass of fur and limbs.

Now with Rikku and Yuna.

They were happily skipping down one of the many Hallways when a door opened in front of them. A large purple thing (A/N: I don't know how to describe Eduardo.) stepped out into the hallway. It stopped when it saw Yuna and Rikku who were smiling up at it. "Ahhhhhhhh" It screamed and bolted toward the main hall "Senior Mac! Senior Mac!" Confused, the two girls decided to run after Eduardo.

Back in the Main Hall.

"Um are you two ok? I'm so-"

"Senior Mac! Senior Mac run!" Eduardo came running down the stairs screaming. Paine whipped around wide-eyed. Eduardo skidded to a halt and took a second to look Paine up and down. He turned on his heel and proceeded back up the stairs except that Yuna and Rikku had just appeared. Eduardo had no clue where to turn now. He was extremely frightened and the gigantic portal that appeared in the room didn't help them matter much.

"Crap." Paine didn't even try and resist this time. Hey maybe it will take us home. But knowing my luck…I doubt it. Yuna and Rikku were sucked into the portal with out a word from either of them.

"No SHINEY!" Bloo yelled as the comsphere fought to escape from his grasp and enter the vortex.

Rikku was the first to awaken this time. She looked around and saw that she was surrounded by large colorful machina. At least that's what they looked like too her. They were actually large colorful rollercoasters. Yes…she was in…the Astro-World commercial.

Ok I hope that didn't suck too much. I had writers block and I apologize. Next chapter will be contributed by FFX2Fan. Read and Review:)