This chapter was written by me ffx2fan. If my story Paine's Brains hadn't been removed than I would ask you to read it. But it shall return! Now here is Paine3 with Reviews. (And she's not happy with me. Hahaha!)

Reviews

Miss Amy Lynne: Thank you for that. Yes writers block is evil.

FFX2Fan: You can't write reviews for your own story! Well you can…but ya shouldn't.

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Rikku was indeed in the Astro world commercial. Paine and Yuna quickly got up and looked around too. "Oh god no." Paine knew exactly where they were.

"I know I've seen this place before too." Yuna said.

"Shut up Yuna, were in the stupid Six Flags commercial. Or Astro World I don't know! There the same thing so whatever." Paine was so close to losing her sanity.

"Who cares where we are!" Rikku yelled happily as the music started to play. "Let's just dance!" She danced next to the old man who had suddenly appeared on the scene.

Looney Tunes characters had appeared as well.

"Yeah! I wanna dance!" Yuna exclaimed happily.

"Hell no!" Paine just stood there and crossed her arms and watched as her friends acted like complete numbskulls. If one more crazy thing happens I swear…

"What the hell are you doing?" Paine yelled as she was suddenly picked up by a giant rabbit and duck that everyone seemed to refer to as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. "Put me down now!" Paine finally lost it. She was now yelling and screaming as she started swinging her sword around trying to kill them all. "Die, die, die!" She managed to finally stab a giant cat named Sylvester and mutilated the duck below her.

"Owie! What the heck was that for?" screamed the cat who was in excruciating pain.

"Mwahahahaha! Die all of you die!" Paine started running around after cutting the hands off the rabbit. She was killing all the crazed children and giant characters in the park. All the children started screaming and running away while the music lingered on.

"Paine, what are doing?" questioned the still dancing Rikku.

"Aarrggh!" Paine started to scream and changed into her Black Knight dressphere. "I'm not gonna miss you!" she said using the dreaded black sky attack destroying the whole park and killing everyone.

"Eh?" the old man questioned as he arose from a pile of rubble.

"Well, I'm all better now," said Paine.

"Paine you ruined everything!" yelled Yuna in anger.

Suddenly the old man started walking to the last thing remaining in the park: a switch. He managed to make it there and pulled it down. The music started again and the bloody old man, Rikku and Yuna started dancing, again. Paine was just about to lose it again when guess what, the portal opened up. Right under her! "Oh shit!" She fell through the hole which had suddenly appeared under her feet.

"No I don't wanna go yet!" Both Rikku and Yuna exclaimed as they clung to the old man. But the portal was too strong and sucked them up anyway ripping the old man's sleeves off.


Paine just fell screaming her head off as she felt the portal open up and she fell through the air of a place that looked oddly like….Luca? "What the Hell?" She landed on top of someone who's voice sounded very familiar. Looking down she saw…Herself? The two of them stared at the other just before Paine (one who fell from sky) fainted. On top of the other Paine. Paine pushed her unconscious counterpart off of her and stood up brushing herself off.

Suddenly two girls were heard screaming above them as Yuna and Rikku fell on top of her. "Oh hi Paine." Rikku said looking at her.

"Um is it just me or is that me!" Yuna and Rikku whipped around and where face to face with themselves.


Mwhahahahahaha! Bet you didn't see that coming did ya! Well hope this was random enough for all you random loving people. Even though it was short. Hope you look forward to the next one: The Final Fantasy X2 Commercial. Oh, I'm enjoying myself. :)