FFX2Fan: Yeah next chapter! Woohoo!
Paine3: Shut up.
FFX2Fan: Hey this is my story too; I can do whatever I want!
Paine3: WhateverI don't care. Let's just thank those who reviewed.
Reviews. (FFFX2Fan, PPaine3)
OCAdam: F: Go random INSANITY! P: I think random insanity can be good, I love it so much! And I hate him. (points to FFX2fan) F, P: THANK YOU:) :)
Meteora101: F: I can't wait to find out what happens either! WOOHOO! P: You really need to stop saying 'WOOHOO!' F, P: Glad you like it:) :)
Violent: P: I really am enjoying myself! It is so much fun! F: WOOHOO!
Auron's Fan: P: Not much to say to you really except thanks! F: Paine losing it was my idea!
Procrastinator-starting2moro: F: I mentioned Tweatie, but Miss Revision over here took it out! P:……It was an accident.
Greenerpastures42: F, P: THANK YOU VERY MUCH! WE LOVE IT TOO!
Sphere of Paine: F: Yay someone else who loves it! P: Yay. I really am happy. Seriously thank you so much!
Paine3: That took a while.
FFX2Fan: Hey wait we missed one!
Paine3: IT WAS YOU, YOU ID10T
FFX2Fan: So I deserve to be acknowledged for my review, thank you.
Paine3: MOVING ON!
Disclaimer: Must it really be said.
Rikku and Yuna were face to face with themselves. Paine was passed out on the ground next to another Paine who was standing up staring at the other girls in shock, eyes wide. Yuna looked around the pier they were on for a few seconds. "I recognize this place too!" If Paine had been awake she would have slapped Yuna into the next show.
"Um, Yunie I'm scared." The TV Rikku whispered to the TV Yuna, who nodded vigorously. The two of them were also staring wide eyed. Rikku thrust her hand into the TV Rikku's face.
"Hi I'm Rikku! Nice to meet ya!" TV Rikku stared at the girl, not knowing whether to shake her hand or not. She decided it couldn't hurt.
"Hi." She said timidly. Paine was starting to wake up, and Rikku and Yuna, finally realizing she was there suddenly skipped on over to her.
"Painey! Come on wake up!" Rikku slapped the unconscious girl on her face a few times to wake her up faster. Before Paine even opened her eyes she had punched Rikku in her solar plexus (that's gotta hurt!). "Oh Yevon…..owwie!" Rikku whimpered as she clutched her stomach for the second time that day.
"Paine! I am appalled! First you kill the Looney Tunes, and then you punch Rikku in her stomach. What do you have to say for yourself?" Yuna scolded.
"Yuna? Do you know what appalled means?" Without waiting for an answer Paine continued. "And actually first I kicked Rikku in the stomach, then I killed the Looney Tunes, then I killed all the little children, then destroyed the park, and then I punched Rikku in her stomach, solar plexus area… oh same difference." Paine got up and upon seeing the TV YRP remembered the reason why she had fainted. "Oh Yevon, two of them is torture enough." She muttered. "Now there are four."
"Who the hell are you people!" The TV Paine demanded not being able to stand watching them for one second longer.
"Well I should be asking you the same thing!" Paine answered glaring at her. "If we are still inside the TV why are we here? A show or commercial about us? That doesn't make any sense." She muttered to herself.
"Well maybe it isn't a show!" Rikku told her.
"Yeah maybe we're back!" Yuna added.
"Then why are there three other girls who look exactly like us standing right over there!" Paine pointed toward the now dumbstruck TV YRP.
"Um we are just here to get my garment grid back." TV Yuna pointed out.
"So where's Ormi and Logos." Paine contradicted. TV Yuna pointed to her right.
"Over there." She said flatly. Paine turned to see a very shocked fat man and a freakishly skinny man standing under about 100 yards away in the shade.
"Oh that's just not possible."
"Hey not fair!" Rikku whined.
"What?" Yuna asked her. All eyes were on Rikku to find out what she was complaining about now.
"I wanna be in the shade! It's hot out here." Everyone (except for Yuna) fell down anime style at this.
"Idiot." Paine muttered. That's when the most unexpected thing happened. A fat white man about 16 with a very deep voice suddenly showed up out of nowhere right next to Paine and scared her so much she almost wet herself…almost. Really she only screamed, loudly.
"Um…are we gonna do the commercial or not." He said completely ignoring the older teenage girl who had just screamed in his ear.
"Oh shove it!" TV Paine told him.
"Fine." He said in a holier-than-thou tone of voice, turning his nose up in the air. "But don't expect to be paid for this." Then he disappeared as quickly as he had come.
"Hey who was that?" Yuna asked everyone.
"Narrator." TV Rikku answered in a monotonous manner. She was more interested in Paine after her sudden outburst. (Not that way if that was what you are thinking. Sickos) "You sure are different from this Paine right here." She pointed to TV Paine. "I mean the look on your face, like you almost wet yourself." Paine glowered, while her cheeks showed a hint of pink on them. TV Rikku and TV Yuna began to roll on the ground laughing. TV Paine however was glaring at Paine.
Yuna and Rikku didn't know what was so funny but started to laugh anyway, which made TV Paine even angrier. "What?" Paine asked her. "So I have a weak bladder." Now you could see a vein throbbing in TV Paine's head. "What?"
"Nothing. Why don't you just go find a spot to pee then, instead of your pants. I mean that's just sick!"
"Well sorry. Hopefully for me that whole portal thing will open up soon." And it did. But it opened next to Yuna and Rikku (who were still laughing for no apparent reason) and sucked them in instantaneously before they had a chance to even stop laughing. "Yay I was right." As she was being sucked in she turned to TV Paine to give her a word or two of advice. "Whatever you do ok do NOT, I repeat DO NOT buy Rikku a television. I swear only bad things will come of it." She was completely inside by now but popped her head out once more. "Bad! Very bad."
FFX2Fan: Oh Paine would not be happy if she knew you put she had a weak bladder.
Paine3: Shut up. It's your fault they went there so don't complain if it sucks or whatever your trying to say.
FFX2Fan: You wrote the ending to the last chapter! And i'm trying to say that if Paine knew that you...
Paine3: Shut up! I get it ok!
FFX2Fan: Oh and you forgot to put a place for them to go next.
Paine3: Oh…that's to leave them in suspense.
FFX2Fan: Oh well how about I tell them! They are going to…
Paine3: Shut up!
FFX2Fan:...Oprah! I'm writin it 'k! BYE EVERYBODY:)
Paine3: Drags him away by the ear. ByeBye!
