HI EVERYBODY! Sorry it has been so long. But now it is getting hard for me to write I guess. Because HP #6 just came out and I had to finish it by today. Anyway: This was supposed to be the Oprah Chapter. But for many reasons I have changed it to the Ellen Chapter. Here are the reasons:
1. FFX2Fan decided not to write it.
2. I love Ellen's show, but have never seen Oprah.
Reviews:
Stacy: (rolls on the ground laughing) HAHA! I am you're friend! Oh all you people out there you should have seen her face when she read this and then found out I wrote it! It was priceless! Don't ask how it happened, it's a long story…but it was hilarious! To me. Anyway back to you Stacy…WHY THE HELL DO YOU HATE PAINE AGAIN! Oh yeah…she's my fav character yeah. Stupid reason. But I'll get over it…in time.
DaKeRMysTeRr: Thank you so much. I love Paine's reactions too!
Sunsprinklehoneysucklesmith: I. Hate. YOU! (read my profile if you want to know why) NEVER. REVIEW FOR ME. AGAIN! Moron.
Violent: Nope she wouldn't be happy now would she? At least you thought it was funny.
Sphere of Paine: Nope it's not the end! There will be more, hopefully much more!
Disclaimer: Don't own FFX2 characters. Don't own the Ellen Degenerous Show either. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS STORY OFF I BEG OF YOU!
Rikku landed on a couch face down with a small thump. She heard music and suddenly a scream and another thump. Then someone fell on top of her causing her excrutiating pain. But the person rolled off her and landed with one more thump on the ground. "Owie." She lifted her head up leaned over the edge of the couch to see Yuna lying face up on the ground.
Another scream was hear as she looked up she saw Paine falling from the ceiling and landed hitting the backrest of the couch with a loud crack. She seemed to have broken it. "SHIT! Oh Yevon that hurt!" And she rolled off onto the ground behind it. "Ahh!" THUMP. Rikku looked around and a large group of people sitting in chairs and staring in shock. There were also cameras and TV's.
"Hiya!" She waved at the people who continued to stare.
"Um...who are you three." Rikku turned to see another chair right next to the couch at an angle. A blond woman in her late 40s with a hairstyle slightly resembling Yuna's was poking her head out from behind the chair. The woman turned to the camera men. "What is this?" She whispered pointing at Rikku and Yuna. The men shrugged and she leaned over to look where Paine had fallen. "Girl. You ok?" A pained voice came from behind the couch.
"Oh yeah…I'm fine don't worry about me…Ow…"
"Ok then. If your sure."
"Oooo ow. Yeah…yeah I'm sure…" Paine's head appeared and looked around then at Yuna and Rikku, she stood up wincing. "That's so not fair."
"What's not fair Painey?" Rikku asked happily.
"That you landed on the couch and I didn't."
"Oh yeah! Poor you."
"Sure. Whatever. Yuna you ok!" She called leaning over the couch wincing again.
"Yep!" Yuna jumped up looking completely unharmed. "I landed on something soft."
"What, Rikku?"
"Exactly."
"Moron."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. So…" Paine looked at the audience. "Let me guess…you've seen this place before." Yuna turned towards the audience then back to Paine.
"Nope!" Paine fell down anime styled again. "I have no idea where we are!"
"WHY!" Paine yelled from behind the couch again. "WHY COULDN'T SHUYIN HAVE SHOT JUST A LITTLE BIT HIGHER?"
"Aww Painey are you depressed again?" Rikku asked. She looked at the woman still huddled behind a chair. "She does this sometimes." The woman nodded looking scared again.
"SHUT UP RIKKU!" Paine kicked the couch over crushing Yuna and Rikku.
"Owie!"
"Paine that was mean."
"Um could you please not destroy my set?" The woman told Paine still sounding scared.
"Who are you lady!" She demanded as if the woman hadn't said anything at all.
"Ellen…" Paine just blinked and had a blank expression on her face. "Ellen Degenerous." Blink. "Never heard of me?" Shakes head. "Oh. Well who are you three girls that's what I want to know." That's when Rikku and Yuna used all the strength they both possessed to push the couch off of them sending it crashing into Paine who went flying. Rikku jumped up and stuck her hand out for Ellen to shake.
"Nice to meet ya! I'm Rikku. And this here is my cousin Yunie."
"Yunie? Odd name."
"Oh well it's actually Yuna." Yuna corrected her.
"That's still and odd name." She said.
"You think that's strange?" Rikku asked. "Well that girl over there." She pointed to Paine who was now pushing the couch off of her and trying to get back onto the stage they all were on. "Her name's Paine."
"I kinda got that already. Your cousin already said it and so did you."
"We did! Yeah we did didn't we Yunie."
"I guess we did. Paine did we already say your name."
"YES!"
"Well you don't have to be so damn rude about it."
"SHUT UP!"
"You're so mean Paine." Yuna and Rikku both started to cry and Rikku, who hadn't let go of Ellen's hand yet accidentally mistook it for a tissue.
"Eww!" Ellen wrenched it out of her grasp and wiped it on her shirt. "Gross. You people are strange you know that."
"Welcome to my life!" No real need to tell you who said that.
"Also where did you people come from? How did you fall from the ceiling! And when do you leave!"
"We came from Spira. We fell through a vortex in your ceiling. And we leave when the portal opens up and decides to take us away." Several thumps were heard as a number of people in the audience fainted. Tony the Dj, three old women, two girls in their late teens, four men of various ages and Ellen's mother.
"No seriously."
"I'm being completely serious!" Ellen turned to the camera men again.
"You didn't plan this?" They shook their heads. "Ok…do you have a number for the nearest asylum?"
"The what! We're not crazy!"
"What's an asylum?" Rikku asked.
"I don't know." Yuna said quietly. Ellen looked at Paine smirking.
"Ok fine! They are crazy! But I'm not!"
"Hey Paine doesn't this remind you of the time you-" Rikku started but Paine kicked her. "Ow! But do you? I mean it was soooo fu—Ow! You went cra-" She stopped because Paine started humming the tune of Real Emotion (read FFX2Fan's Death's Devotion and you'll get it) "Never mind." Paine smiled satisfied.
"Hey look it's the little portal thingy!" Yuna pointed behind Ellen.
"Really." Ellen crossed her arms. "Ok ok I believe you."
"Um lady. It seriously is behind you." Paine nodded.
"Sure it is." Rikku skipped over to her and turned her around to face it. "AHH!" She fainted along with about ten more people from the audience, camera men included. There were smashing sounds as they dropped the cameras.
"Well let's get this over with." Paine grabbed Yuna's arm and dragged her over to Rikku and Ellen.
"Do you think she's ok?"
"Who cares?" Paine tossed Yuna into the vortex before kicking Rikku into it as well. "Goodbye people." She waved before stepping in herself.
Iam seriously running out of ideas! PEOPLE HELP ME! PLEASE! I don't know where they will go next but there will be more…once I think of it. So I'm sorry I can't tell you but I don't know yet. I'll talk to Chris and we'll get back to ya. Hope you enjoy it!