Scene, an inuyasha fanfic

I've been wanting to use a scene like this in one of my fic's for a while now: No title

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"So, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru live in the same house without killing each?" Kagome asked as she walked beside Miroku.

Miroku smiled a bit and replied, "Yeah, hard to believe, isn't it? Actually, they manage to make it work. You see, they don't actually live in a house; they live in a mansion with two wings. When they were young, they came up with an idea. Inuyasha would be Lord of the East Wing and Sesshoumaru would be Lord of the West Wing. In the main building they have the 'neutral rooms' where 'family activities' take place. It sounds ridiculous, but they actually manage to follow through with the using tape to split up the mansion idea, and lo and behold, the tape is still there, and Inuyasha remains Lord of the East and Sesshoumaru remains Lord of the West. Funny, huh?"

"And their parents actually let them do this, keep the tape up and titles and everything?" Kagome said in a disbelieving tone.

Miroku shrugged. "Yeah. What would you rather have, a piece of tape separating the mansion, or no mansion with untapped walls that do not stand upright anymore?"

Kagome thought about this for a moment. "You have a point. But still, I have a hard time imagining the prestigious house of Taishos letting an old, ragged piece of tape divide the house.

"Yeah, actually, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha have to renew their side of the tape every year, and their mother hired a decorator to incorporate it into the scheme of the house," Miroku replied.

"Wow. I guess if you can afford it…" Kagome trailed off.

"I think it's more affordable than the entire mansion being destroyed, as I said before," Miroku commented.

"Uh huh. Lord of the East and the West, huh? I'm going to have to use that some time…" Kagome trailed off again, but this time an evil smirk grew on her face.

Miroku's face paled. "No! Don't! If they find out about the fact that I told anyone the titles they gave themselves, they'll kill me!"

"I won't tell them who told me. Actually, I will pretend that I don't know it's their actual titles for themselves," and again an evil grin grew on Kagome's face. Tomorrow was going to be an interesting day.

Miroku groaned. He knew they would find out it was him, sooner or later. And then…Miroku shuddered. He might as well go ahead and kiss and grope Sango tomorrow, even though they weren't going out. At least he would die happy by the hands of the woman he loved.

That's it. Thought you might enjoy it. Wish more authors would put up warnings.

-me

Just something I wrote for my friends and thought you guys might like to read. Also so that everyone knows I am still alive and working on my stories. I'll explain everything when I post my next chapter.

PS Why aren't more people reading Before the Fire? It's the prequel to Fire and you'll end up learning some interesting facts along with it being a decent story!

By the way, I don't own Inuyasha! Ha, thought ya'll had me, didn't ya'll?

Bye!