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Everyone looked at Naraku with a confused look on their faces.
InuYasha growled, confused, "Hey, wait! You guys know each other?"
Kagome looked at him, then back at Naraku, "Yeah. This is our friend KC. We're kinda best friends."
Shocked look on InuYasha's face becomes surprisingly more shocked. "What!?!?!?!? Since when?"
Shippou tried to calculate exactly how long. "Um...................
Sango cut in. "Remember, we're not supposed to be here!" She is then attacked by a soul catcher/Kikyo's little flying things.
Both Sango & InuYasha state the same thing. "Dammit."
Kikyo looked around. "What's going on here?
Kagome looked around, startled. "And who are you again?"
As InuYasha started to have serious doubts about Kagome's sanity, Miroku was answering everything for him. "That's Kikyo, remember? You're the reincarnation of her spirit."
Kagome nodded as if she understood (and she didn't.) "oooo." freaked look on her face. "Since when???"
Sango sweat dropped, "well..........................................."
Shippou sighed, muttering to himself about idiotic morons. "Remember? She's the girl with the little jewel thingy ma bob in her hands in that pic Alexa showed us? The one you called really ugly? With the black hair?"
Kagome looked enlightened. "O, her................."
Kikyo fumed. "You called me what? Wait, who are you guys?"
Kagome & Shippou sweat dropped. "Well....................."
Kikyo looks at herself. "O my god, when did this happen? I'm only eleven years old! I'm not supposed to be this tall!"
Kagome gasped. "Nicole?"
Naraku looked up. "Nicole? What are you doing here?"
Kikyo seriously starts to freak. "who are you? Wait....................(studies Naraku)..................baboon pelt, looks like a girl, really bad style.........you must be Naraku..................o my god........................(looks at everyone).....................KATELYN!!!!!!!!"
Naraku rolled his eyes. "well, now everyone knows..........."
Kagome looked at Kikyo. "how'd we get here, Nicole?"
Everyone seems to forget poor InuYasha, still lying on the ground with a surprised/ disgusted/ confused look on his face.
InuYasha whispered. "Kikyo."
Everyone turns.
Miroku shook his head. "I don't think that's Kikyo, InuYasha. "Shippou", "Kagome", and "Naraku" seemed to call her "Nicole". Whoever that is.........."
"Katelyn, who are they?" Kikyo asked Naraku, confused.
Naraku sighed. "the girl with the long black hair and boomerang is Heather, the girl with the bow is Jess, and the little three-foot thing is Jill."
"Jill, Jess? What happened?"
Kagome looked like she was going to try to explain something to a three year old. "remember all the stuff about the InuYasha thing Alexa LOVES soo much?"
Kikyo said slowly, "yeah......."
"well, guess what we're in....." Naraku started to say before Shippou interrupted him.
"I'm gonna kill you Alexa!"
"well, I'm happy with who I am." Sango state matter-of-factly.
Death stares from everyone but InuYasha and Miroku because they're still trying to figure out who is who...
Sango sighed in defeat. "ok, ok, we'll go find Alexa and kill her."
Kagura and Kanna show up unexpectedly.
Kagura laughs. "Naraku! What are you doing on the ground? Why are you not finishing InuYasha off?" she looks around "Kikyo..... Kagome..... Shippou..... Sango..... Miroku..... the little cat thingy......
Kilala growled.
Miroku yelled to InuYasha. "finish Naraku off, InuYasha, or I will!"
Kagome, Shippou, Kikyo, and Sango all yelled out. "NOOOO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Kagura snickered. "fine, if you wont' finish them off, I will. (pulls out fan) Wait......." (pause) "......Naraku?"
Kanna turns her mirror. "we should go, sister."
Kagura looked appalled. "what? We're this close to victory, and you want to retreat?"
Kanna stares. Kagura shudders slightly. "fine then. Have it your way." Sweeps feather out of her hair and floats away with Naraku and Kanna. "You will see us again, and we will defeat you!" They disappear.
InuYasha gets up. "Kikyo....."
Kikyo has this look on her face like she doesn't realize why InuYasha keeps saying her "name" and has that look in his eye.
Kagome starts to fume. "Oh no you don't---"
Sango called. "Kilala!" Kilala comes and starts licking Sango. "Will you cut that out? Kilala, take Kikyo and drop her off at Naraku's fortress."
"mew?"
Sango and Miroku just yelled, "do it!"
Kagome started to crack her knuckles. "It's gonna get ugly."
Kilala nodded. "mew." Kikyo is swept onto Kilala's back and rides away with a confused look.
InuYasha turns at Sango. "what'd you do that for?"
Shippou whispers to Kagome, "isn't Nicole, er, Kikyo, the one who tries to pull InuYasha into hell?"
InuYasha freezed, then exploded.
Author's note: I could write what InuYasha says, but it was a little muffled because of Miroku's quick staff work, and Kagome/Jess was getting very good at the whole "sit" thing...... And I had to rate the damn thing PG 13, not R.
Sango nodded sagely. "Yeah, she is."
Shippou looked up. "Why?"
Miroku shrugged. I don't know, but whatever the reason is, it's probably InuYasha' fault anyway.
Kagome really starts to fume. "Nicole tries to drag people down to hell, obviously she enjoys it down there; five foot four Jill shrunk down to 'bout three foot, and looks more like a squirrelly thing; KC wears baboon pelts; Heather is a kick butt girl with a big boomerang and a little cat thingy that is scary when pissed; and I'm in a mini skirt. Damn, I am sooo going to kill Alexa."
dun dun dun!
Now, who is this mysterious Alexa?
Why does Sango/Heather know whats going on?
What's Kagome/Jess's problem?
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??????????????????????