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"Computer!" Zaphod yelled out to Eddie while opening his arms in an odd gesture. "Are you sure you don't know were Trillian is?" That was about the fifth time he had asked that.

"Well if I did know," Eddie replied with more annoyance then cheerfulness. "I would have told you already…"

Zaphod stuck two hands in two of his pockets and sat on a soft velvet chair. He grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and wrote "MUST FIND TRILLIAN" and then wrote "MUST KILL ZARKING COMPUTER".

Zaphod wasn't happy. He wanted to find Trillian, he just didn't know why. He had never cared before.The onlyreasonhe wanted her back because he had her first. No one could take her away from him. Especially not a British tea-loving virgin such as Arthur. That was the reason.He never liked Arthur. He always seemed to get in the way of things. He had never respected the president of the universe or wanted to have any fun. I mean if he could do things he had said or partied a bit more with him they probably would have gotten to know each other.

He took his hands out of his pockets and grabbed a picture on the table next to him. It was of him and Trillian. They were out at a dinner with some friends and they looked like they were having a good time. They were still sober because he remembered everything that had happened.

He dropped the picture and went to his bedroom. He saw a small note that had said "TO: ZAPHOD". He opened it and was shocked from what he found.

The note had said,

"Dear Zaphod, I am but to tell you this, I'm getting married to Arthur and it will be at the water planet. Like you needed to now you probably don't even remember who I am. You probably have drunken yourself to insanity and forget all about Trillian, your ex-girlfriend. Don't try and find me. The wedding will be over by the time your pathetic brain senses this note. In earth time the wedding will be on June 23 but you don't now when that is but that isn't my problem and probably not yours so good bye for ever.

Trillian."

The water planet is a planet that is 95 water so not very many people live there but when you vacation there it's beautiful. The people that live there are peaceful seafood-loving humanoid people but all can swim well and have cat like reflexes. Possible even better. There is never a rainy season and the beaches are always clear and the weather is always nice and warm. It is a beautiful place to live.

"Does she really think that's what I think?" Zaphod said out loud to himself.

He walked out to the main part of the ship were Eddie was. He opened his three arms in a wide gesture and yelled, "Computer,"

"Yeah fella?" Eddie replied

"When is June 23?"

"I believe tomorrow."

"Zark." He said and looked at the note and contemplated. He wanted to find Trillian more then he thought. Before he had expected it was because he thought Trillian would pick a British tea-loving virgin over him but his thoughts started to change. He never thought he loved Trillian that much but he always expected he loved Trillian more that anyone could love her.

Obviously he thought normally ignoring people close to him was love but he didn't know. He had never known. He had never known what love really was. He had never known where to find it. He had never known how he found it and he had never known how much Trillian didn't love him.

Just to think of it made him feel worst. Trillian was just a girl he had claimed he loved but never really meant it.

He decided he had to do something about it. He had to find Trillian or he would have lost the girl that stayed with him the longest. He through the note on the floor and put on a black cowboy hat and his trench coat.

"Computer!" He yelled.

"Hi there fella!"

He grabbed his hat and opened his arms in a wide gesture again. "Take me to the water planet!"

"Sure thing fella!" Was Eddie's reply.

Zaphod sat on the chair and grabbed the picture of him and Trillian. He wispered,"I've been changing but you'll neversee me now.I'm blaming you foreverything."