A/N: Hi my name is The Chunky Monkey and thanks for coming to my story, The Life of Monkey Jack. Please remember that I'm only 12 and this is my first fanfic ever. So please excuse my bad spelling grammar or whatever else… and review!
The Life of Monkey Jack
Yes hello, I am the monkey everyone knows as evil. The monkey Jack. Well, you see this is my side of the story about things I think and about the things I do. So it's all my things when all they talk about in the movie is The Black Pearl and I only appear a couple times yet I know I am the cutest thing and I am always looked at the audience. You know they should have had a big part for me. I mean I am a great actor and cuter then all the other ones. They are finally letting me have a chance for my side of things. Rrrr mate, thank you.
It started like any other fine day. You know those ones with the dark cloudy skies and looks like a tornado about to hit. Ya, one of those good old ones. We were searching for the last lost medallion… again. Arg.
"Rrrr I always end up with that!" Captain Barbossa growled. We were drinking rum and playing poker. I usually always win. It's when he cheats Barbossa wins. But I know when he has cheated so I catch him and I still win! Har har har! Or as a regular monkey should say: heh heh heh!
You know he still loves me…I think it is because I am the cutest and best actor in the world.
Excuse me, it's Captain Babosa.
Hey! I am telling the story. It's about me and my side of things.
I just wanted to say that I don't have you because you are cute…I have you because I need one and you're the only one who isn't afraid.
Well, get out so I can tell the story.
Well, you better watch it mate or I'll do what I told you I might do!
And what was that?
Cut off your…..I mean I love you, you little cutie pie!
Not that much ok?
Ya ok.
Get out now will ya?
Ya fine but I am watching you! Rrrrr.
Anyways, sorry about that disturbance. I showed him didn't I? Finally, I am the main part. Ok back to the story.
"Yes I beat you in poker again!" I figured that would happen. I mean like I said, I always beat him.
"Ahh you old chunky monkey." Captain Barbosa roared.
"I guess you need some lessons don't you?" I squeaked. I am so cool I know everything. I told him starting tomorrow I'll give him lessons.
"Oh fine you ratted monkey." Barbosa was about to cough then a loud bang then a shatter. "What in pokers name was that?" Rrrrr.
"Captain Barbosa come quick!" yelled one of the sailors. He was old and gray haired and tried to die it brown again but it turned purple. He was the smelliest hairiest and ugliest one ever.
"What is it?" exclaimed Captain Barbosa to the sailor.
"Look!" shouted the one with the wooden eye. "We're here!"
Now if you watched the movie you know he has a wooden eye and everything that happens with it. If you didn't watch the movie you wouldn't really know me unless your friends told you then that would be cheating. But he was the gross and tall and was not really mean just stupid and couldn't be anything else but a pirate. He didn't usually get what anybody was saying. So we now continue.
All of a sudden I everyone was moving around the Pearl quick like…uh quick mice.
I didn't know what was going on I mean I am always on Captain Barbosa's shoulder
"Get movin' people!" he roared very loudly.
I could smell his dirty teeth and I could always smell his dirty hair. I mean he never never brushed his teeth or washed his hair. Thank the Lord that I wasn't ever near his feet.
"What's going on Captain Barbosa?" I asked him in monkey language.
"We are setting for land. We are gonna get the medallion!" he told me as his rough moldy voice told me.
Excuse me, Captain Barbossa here again. I do NOT have a moldy voice. Maybe rough but not moldy.
Didn't mean it that way Captain I am trying to tell a story and stories need details in them.
Ahh, alright then but I'm m' keepin my eyes on you.
(Wooden eye guy) How bout' I keep my eyes on him Captain for you. (Whispering under his breath he says) You little monkey rat.
What was that you said?
(Wooden eye guy)-Oh notin sir. So can I?
No! I will, you get back to work!
Ok, now we continue with our story.
"Why we settin for land?" I asked him anxiously.
"We goin to get the medallion!" he grinned very evilly in a smirk.
"Ehh eh oohh ooooh aha haha ah." I said to him in more monkey.
"That's one crazy monkey he has." chuckled the wooden eye guy.
"I aint knowin much but by the looks of it that is a very insane lookin monkey." said the amused fat guy.
The wooden eye guy insisted "Maybe you never thought it, but we could be the stupid ones. You know?"
"Rrrr why you…---
"What are you mates doin talking?" the Captain said growling at them
"Notin sir we swear!" the said shaking together.
"Well, that's just my problem. You're not doin anything!" yelled Captain Barbosa.
"Get to work now!" he yelled again.
"Y-y-yes sir, we are going." they replied to him running off to work to make way for land.
A couple minutes later they reached the land.
(Dark skies about with big clouds and looks like its about to have a tornado. Wind gusts blowing hard and fast.)
"Tie her up and attack my sailors, attack!" the Captain fiercely yelled.
You see I can't tell you much what happened but how it looked and sounded but I will do the best I can.
"Captain Barbosa what do I do sir?" the trembling wooden eye guy said.
"You and the fat guy go and get the medallion and make sure you bring it back to me safe and sound. Anyone who gets in your way destroy them! Now go!" he said to them sounding relaxed.
"Yes Captain we will." They said in a stuffed up voice of theirs.
Now this is the part that can get mixed up and confusing for you. Not to worry, I will tell you so that you surely understand. I guess I already am getting confusing with all this talking and babbling about being confusing. Let's just get back to the story.
Oh ya. I forgot that you have to wait until the next chapter to find out what happens.
Hey, it's not my fault talk to The Chunky Monkey. Just review it ad tell us if you like it and if you wana here the next chapter. That would be rather great!
Thanks… Arg.