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Author's Note: I realize the characters might be a little confusing, considering they're all people we don't really know. So, you make you peoples happy, I'm going to put a list of the characters so far:

Shippou-Jill

Kagome-Jess

Sango-Heather

Kikyo-Nicole

Naraku-KC

Author's Note 2: if the people that I used to make this possible, a.k.a our victims, I do not mean to be offensive. I am only using what my mind comes up with for the plot to make it worth reading. Thanks!

The group has been walking for a while, looking for the mysterious Alexa.

Shippou sighed. "I'm tired. Where are we? Do you know where we're going?"

InuYasha snaps and hits Shippou on the head hard.

"Well, THAT was uncalled for." Shippou whines.

InuYasha snickers. "Uh......yes it was."

Shippou shook his head. "Was not!"

InuYasha nodes. "Was too!"

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

(etc, etc.)

Sango whispers to Miroku, "Er, should we do something?"

Miroku shakes his head and sighs. "I don't think we can, Sango." "What? Oh, yeah, that's me. I think................................yeah." Sango said, unsure.

Kirara meows.

Kagome said, scratching her head, "do I get a say in this?

Sango took a deep breath. "well, you could always tell InuYasha to "sit", but then he'll start yelling at you, and you'll get angry, and go home to your own era, and that'll make Shippou mad, and he'll yell at InuYasha and pester him to bring you back, and InuYasha will refuse, get all sulky, and act like a small child. While all this is happening, Miroku and I will be sitting on the sidelines, shaking our heads and asking whether we should get involved. And then Miroku will say we shouldn't, and probably ruin the moment by making some perverted suggestion or two. I'll then hit him and/or slap him, and Shippou will say we're all acting like a bunch of children, which will upset InuYasha, causing him to hit Shippou again."

Kagome and Miroku give Sango a blank stare.

Sango grinned, but sweatdropped. "Hey, its either I know all this, or I breathe. Guess which one I picked."

Kirara meows.

The group FINALLY stops underneath a large tree. InuYasha, like always, sits on a skinny little branch that doesn't look like it could support a single leaf, let along his weight, high in the tree.

Kagome looked up. "Why InuYasha in the tree? Is he part squirrel demon or something?"

Sango paused, thinking. "You know, I've wondered about that for a while........Maybe he is part squirrel."

Shippou explodes. "But I'M supposed to be the squirrel! ME!! NOT HIM, ME!!!"

Author's note: Shippou, er, I mean Jill, has some anger management issues. Just thought you should know......

Miroku thinks. (Author: gasp! a first!). "hummm..............................I wonder................................."

Sango shrieks and slaps him. "I may look like Sango, but I'm not someone you can just touch like that!"

Miroku shakes his head. "Damn that wandering hand..........and eye.............."

Kagome, Shippou, forgetting he's a boy (he's played by a girl right now.), and Sango shudder and run to opposite part of the clearing.

Later that night.....

InuYasha looks up. "Miroku, feel that?"

Miroku nods. "Yes, I do."

Sango looks up too. "Something fell stirs in the air." (Pause.). "Oh, God, I'm quoting LOTR again."

Shippou blushes. "Oh, sorry 'bout that. Damn pork and beans........"

Sango sighs. "I didn't mean that.....................though that wasn't something we needed to know........................we DO forgive you.................................."

But Kagome's still not cool with it. "And you where in MY sleeping bag the whole time? You disgust me!"

InuYasha mutters to Miroku, "Well, that's a first."

"I heard that!"

InuYasha snickered. "Gonna do something 'bout it?"

Kagome sighed. "According to Alexa, I may be a bit of a ditz sometimes, and always the damsel in distress, but it doesn't mean I can't kick your ass!"

InuYasha snaps. "Not if I kick yours first, human!"

"Bring it on, Dog-Boy!"

Miroku laughed. "Well, this should be something interesting to watch........"

Sango freezes. "Wait, what's that sound?"

Background music of the ice-cream man fills the air.....

Sesshomaru yells, "Jaken! Put the second disk in, you fool! That's Rin's music!"

But Jaken yells back in that high-pitched annoying voice of his, "there is no second disk......wait, who are you?"

InuYasha growled. "Sesshomaru! What are you doing here?"

Sesshomaru sighed. "I've come for the Tetsusaiga."

Sango shook her head. "Again? It hasn't even been three days!"

(Author's Note: What is it with three days? Kagome says she'll go home for three days....all the time..................Sango asks for three days to fix her weapon in the episode with the peach man.............................it takes the dude three days to fix Tetsusaiga .............................................three days..............................WHAT IS UP WITH THAT PEOPLE???? HUH, ANYONE HAVE AN ANSWER???? (sorry, had to get that out of my system...........))

Sesshomaru looked confused. "Really? It hasn't? Jaken, are you sure we're supposed to be here?"

Jaken looked confused. "Jaken, who's Jaken? I'm Jamal."

Kagome and Shippou screeched together. "JAMAL?????"

Jaken nods. "Yeah........................who are you? What is this two-headed staff thingy? WHY AM I ONLY ONE FOOT THREE???"

Sango sweat dropped. "Everyone has some kind of issue with their assigned height................... (Sigh)."

InuYasha paused. "ok.........................................are you ready to die THIS TIME Sesshomaru?"

Sesshomaru laughs evilly. (AU: ok---I was bored.) "die? Me, die because of you? You filthy half-breed? Never. I believe it is I that will be killing YOU."

InuYasha laughed. "will not."

"Will too."

"will not."

"will too."

"will NOT!"

"Will TOO!!!"

Miroku sighed. "this is going on WAY too long..................................."

Kirara meowed.

Sango laughed. "that's right, Kirara! We could always run away and let them kill each other, but what's the fun in that?"

Kirara meowed.

Miroku shrugged. "sorry, no can do. InuYasha will kill us if we do."

Kirara meowed.

Shippou says slowly, "well........................that might work...........................if Kagome is up to it."

"I'll do anything! JUST MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screams, holding her ears, and she writhes in pain.

InuYasha looks around. "hey! What's wrong with Kagome??"

Miroku paused. "ummm................we're not sure."

Sesshomaru snickered. "You care for that worthless creature, InuYasha?"

InuYasha fumes, like always. (sigh)

Kagome sweatdropped. "uh oh, we didn't make it any better, did we?"

Jaken laughed. "no, we didn't."

Sango flares. "Jaken! You e.g.t.!"

blank stare from everyone

Sango sweat drops. "uh................egt? (E)vil (G)reen (T)oad?"

All collectively. "o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h."

Sesshomaru nods. "must add to my vocabulary list...................................be right back."

Jaken nods, but yells, "HEY!"

Sesshomaru and Jaken run away.

InuYasha runs after him and yells, "hey! Hey, get back here! You bastard!"

Kagome, "sit boy!"

(bam.)

InuYasha freaks. "WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR??"

Kagome looks confused. "oh, sorry, I needed a reason? Since when?"

Sango thinks. "no, you don't.......................not really....................................."

Kagome beams. "okay! Cool!"

InuYasha mutters. "dammit................................................"

Shippou chimes in randomly. "hey everybody!"

All sigh. "what?"

Shippou gets reeaallyy excited. "guess what night it is!"

All look confused. "what?"

Shippou giggles happily. "new moon night! Yeah!"

InuYasha randomly swears. "DAMN!!!"

Kagome fumes. "you can't curse! Sit boy!"

(bam)

InuYasha revises. "da- I mean..................awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, man."

Miroku shudders. "that was scary." :::insert sarcasm here:::

Sango looks away. "it certainly was." (pause.) "Hey, wanna go catch some fish?"

Shippou nods. "I'm game!"

Sango says perkily, "ok!"

Sango starts singing at the top of her voice "I want to change the world" in Japanese.

Miroku to Shippou, "well, that's something I didn't have to hear."

Shippou nods sagely. "you got that right." (shudder.)

Sango yells from far away. "I heard that!"

Miroku sweat drops. "o, damn."

InuYasha whines, "how come he can curse and I can't?"

Kagome paused. "well.............................................I dunno, really."

"What? WHAT'D YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?"

Shippou pouts. "Will you people stop yelling?"

InuYasha and Kagome together, "NO!!!!"

Shippou sulked. "ok, what-EVER!"

Kagome pauses. "that was scary"

"was not!"

"was too!"

"was not!"

"was too!"

"was not!"

"was too!"

"WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP ALREADY??????"

Hey guys. Ummmm. QUICK QUESTION.

Other than Naraku, who is your most hated person? AND.................how would you kill/torture/both them? I need to know............................................you know...............................................story ideas and all....................................................................plus........................................................i need a couple of laughs.................................................yes, me............................................the queen of random.................................................................................I need laughs like Kikyo needs souls and InuYasha needs both girl advice and/or counseling..................................................................................HELP!!!!!!!!!monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................................ok.................................I'm done....................................remember to answer the QUICK QUESTION!!!

Sorry it took forever for me to update, I was a little busy.

Orange-InuYasha