hey guys. it is offically the third anniversary of September 11, 2001. I just want to dedicate this chapter to all those many men and women who's lives where cut short because of a un-just attack on other innocant people.

So, all I have to say to them is:

Let's Roll.

---plane heading to (I believe) Washington DC capital battle cry. I salute and mourn you.

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Chapter 4.

The Offical Arrival of Sesshomaru.

The group is sitting again near a little stream. Sango is refusing to sit anywhere near Miroku, and Kagome is really pissed at him for making perverted suggestions at her and Sango. Shippou, strangely, is sitting and playing with a rock. (Why a rock, I dunno.......)

Miroku sighed. "Well, where should we go? Should we follow Sesshomaru, or should we look for "Alexa"?"

InuYasha snorted. "Well duh, after Sesshomaru! What else? Has something gotten into you, monk?"

Sango looked thoughtful. "Ummm.....................maybe we should............................."

Shippou looks up. "WE'RE LOOKING FOR ALEXA! AND THAT'S FINAL!"

Stare from all.

"What? What'd I do?"

InuYasha raised his eyebrow. "Whoa, since when where you in charge?"

Kagome laughs nervously, "em..................................................since now?"

InuYasha looked at her. "Why do you always take his side?"

Kagome shook her head. "I do not"

"Do too."

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"DO NOT!!!!!"

"DOO TOO!!!!!!"

Shippou whispers to Miroku. "Does this happen often?"

Miroku nods. "Yeah, but they like each other deeeeeeeeep down."

Shippou shakes his head. "But remember, that's not Kagome, its Jess. She's not too happy with what's going on, so I doubt that she likes him."

"Yeah, well, Kagome likes him deeeeeeeep down."

Sango scoffs. "God, you are so blind."

Miroku shakes his head. "Yes, yes I am. Wait, I'm not blind when it comes to you."

Smack.

"I shoulda known........................."

Sango glares. "Yeah, you should. But anyway, they dooo like each other deep down.............." sigh

Miroku agrees. "Yeah........................."

Pat pat

Sango screeches. "MONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Slap

Shippou's eye twitches. "Uh, Kirara, was it?, I think we're the only sane ones in the whole group."

suddenly.......

"OW! She kicked me! Dammit!" InuYasha howling, then stares daggers at the poor girl.

Kagome snickers. "jerk, it's your fault that it hurt."

Sango stops hitting Miroku over the head with her boomerang. "well, that was effective."

Kirara meows.

Miroku shakes his head. "seems Lady Kagome, er, Jess has learned a new way to calm InuYasha down."

Shippou laughed. "well, it doesn't look like it calmed him down."

Sango shakes vigorously. "no, I doesn't."

Kagome giggles nervously. "oh, well." (pause). "Hey, what's that over there?"

everyone looks up.

Kagome points at fluffy thing flying through the air......

Shippou chimes in, "hey, it looks like a tail!"

InuYasha growls. "Sesshomaru."

Sango sweat drops. "uh oh..............."

Kagome looks kinda confused. "you mean the guy called "Fluffy?""

InuYasha starts, then bursts into hysterical laughter. And Miroku and Sango freak.

Shippou blinks. "what's wrong with you guys?"

"InuYasha................laughing.........................it BURNS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Sango screams, clutching her head and over-reacting. (hey, I would too)

Miroku shudders. "he laughed................".

Sango nods. "this is getting too freaky." Sango and Kirara run, er, fly away.

"only sane ones here." Miroku mutters. shakes head. "oh, well. Someone had better return him to sanity as best we can."

Kagome and Miroku both reach InuYasha at the same time.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......................................................................OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Came from InuYasha.

Kagome had just kicked him in the shin, again, and Miroku hit him over the head with his staff. Go monk go!

"finished yet?" Miroku asked.

"I think so, no, wait ...... ...... ......... ..hahah ahahaha hahahah ahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...........................................................................ok, I'm done."

Sango and Kirara return, shaken.

Kirara meows.

Sango nods. "Kirara says now that is over, are we ready to continue?"

Kagome whispers, awed. "You can understand that cat?" No one listens to her.

InuYasha nods. "yeah." looks at the cloud of fluff that is his half-brother.

Shippou snickers. "sure you are, bucko."

Miroku sighs. "here he comes"

Kirara meow meow meow meow

Sango looks at her. "ok................................"

Kirara "woof."

Sango shudders. "now I'm scared......................................"

InuYasha, who had been ignoring everyone, mistakes her fear of Kirara's sanity for fear of his girlish half-brother. "you should be."

Shippou, "hey, this Sesshomaru dude, is he a guy or a girl? He dresses like a girl, but is supposed to be a boy........................................"

InuYasha looks thoughtful (dun dun dun! bad sigh---). "you know................(pause)............I always wondered about that............."

Author's note: anyone know for sure? Give me a hint peoples!!!

Kagome looks up, kinda dazed. "up.....................he's here."

InuYasha pulls out Tetsuaiga.

Shippou stupidly looks at the sword. "ooooooooo..................................big sword!"

InuYasha hits Shippou. Shippou bites InuYasha. Miroku and Sango shake their heads, and Kagome bursts out into hysterical laughter.

Author's note: well, this is one way to have your hated half-brother find you, that's for sure.

Sesshomaru looks down. "well, what's going on here?"

Jaken scratches his head. "that's something I've wondered, too."

"but I already told you. You're my faithful servant." Sesshomaru sighed.

Jaken mutters, "you wish."

Rin squeaked. "M'Lord, look over there!"

Sesshomaru looks mildly interested. "what is it Rin?"

Rin laughs. "look at all the people down there!"

Sesshomaru sees the group, and everything that is happening. He now is REALLY interested. (i swear, that guy has no facial expressions what-so-ever.) "figures."

Jaken points. "look at all the tiny- ah!"

Jaken drops staff thingy.

Sesshomaru gives little vein pulse

Jaken sweat drops, "um..............................oops?"

Ok..........

will end there. It may be a little shorter compared to how it use to be, but I'll think of something. Ummm....... I still need a couple of "how you would you torture whatever character"s. ummmm....................review, or the orange dragons in my head will take over my fingers and type evil things. And that's not what you want to see...................................no..................................(shudders.)