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Suaru: hey thanks. Really? most people I have sent this too pretty much ask me, "So we send you to a decent Catholic school, and this is all you can do?" my response is normally the finger if their my friends and under the age of fifteen, or the adults I just nod sagely and say, "yea, that's what straight A's gets yea in this world." Hilarious, ain't it? lol.

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The group has settled in for the night. InuYasha in his one inch thick tree branch, Miroku close, but not too close, to Sango, Sango close to her boomerang, Kirara in between Miroku and Sango, Kagome in her sleeping bag, and Shippou on the ground next to her. Kagome found it rather disturbing that Shippou shared her sleeping bag.......so.......yeah.

InuYasha sighs. "Damn moon."

Kagome wakes up. "Why? Why do you hate the mo- whoa! What happened to you?"

InuYasha snorted. "Duh, new moon."

Miroku and Shippou wake up.

"I see your not getting very much sleep tonight, InuYasha." Miroku said, sagely.

"Keh."

"Ummm, Miroku, why'd InuYasha dye his hair black? Yellow is such a better color for him.........................or purple. Such a cool color..................................." Shippou asked, looking up at the used to be hanyou.

"I didn't dye my hair, idiot."

Miroku sighed. "Every night, InuYasha, being a half-demon, turns into a full human and loses all his hanyou powers. Of course, that night is tonight, as you can see but the black hair, brown eyes instead of amber, and no claws or fangs.. And everything seems to happen that night too.................."

Kagome snores...

Miroku sweat drop. "She fell asleep?"

"Good job, Miroku, you bored her to death." InuYasha snickered.

Miroku shook his head. "No, she's breathing. She's only asleep."

"Whatever."

Miroku sighs and reaches out...

Slap

"MONK............." Sango started, pissed.

Miroku protested. "Hey!" large handprint on face turns a dark red. "I was going to shake your shoulder!"

"Oohh.............." (Pause) "..............anyway..............."

Kirara meowed.

Author's Note: ok......that isn't funny..........writer's bock! Ahhhhhh! Must think of something! ::light bulb:: I know! It'z time!

Next morning

"Let's go."

Kagome mutters to herself, but loudly. "Still so fucking tired......can't feel my toes.......oh, there they are.........ok, now that that's done---"

InuYasha sighs, and then kneels down. "Get on, Kagome."

Kagome starts. "WHAT?"

"Get on."

"Why?"

Sango laughs sweat dropping. "Most of the time, you ride your bike, ride on Kirara, or ride on InuYasha's back, Kagome."

Kagome looks a little uncomfortable. "Ummmm.......well that's creepy........." (Shudders) "............but...........how do I ride a little kitty that's bout three inches tall?"

Sango grinned. "This is how."

Kirara transforms

Kagome opens her eyes like a cartoon character (Author's Note: oh, wait, she is a cartoon character, sorry!) whoa! well that's interesting.

Author's note: thanks POTC and captian Jack Sparrow for that quote.!!

Sango nodded. "Yeah, that's what I thought at first too."

InuYasha feed. "Fine, ride with Sango." (gets up.) "Whatever." (walks away.)

Sango looks at the retreating hanyou. "You insulted him, kinda."

"Why would he care? Oh, yeah......................." Kagome asked, but the realization dawned on her. "I remember now! What Alexa told me 'bout him!"

Shippou looked doubtful. "You remember what Alexa told you?"

"Yeah...........I remember. I also remember that after she told me that, I kicked her, and she was in pain for days. But then she hit me, and I threw stuff at her, and she made me spit out my soda when she described the second movie to me..................and the first................."

Sango turns red. "OH!!!" (bursts into hysterical laughter.)

Miroku stares at Sango

"Don't you remember?" Sango asked innocently.

Miroku nodded, but grinned. "Oh, yeah.......................................we never kissed, though."

Sweat drop from Sango. "Thank god."

Kirara meow.

Shippou pouted. "I had no part, though."

Sango shakes her head. "No, you-hey, what's that?"

Everyone looks up. InuYasha returns, pulling out Tetsuaiga "bastard Koga's coming."

"uh oh..........."looks at Kagome"...........er, I'll take Kagome away....................far away." Sango said, paling.

"Yes. GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed.

Everyone fears for Kagome's sanity. (Author's Note: I fear for Kagome's sanity, and I am writing this!)

Sango sighs. "Ok, I'll take that as a hint........"

Author's Note: ummm, since nothing good ever happens when Koga happens, how come Sango never takes Kagome away? It might save a few problems...........................but then it wouldn't be funny.

Kirara and Sango pick up Kagome and fly away.................fast.

Just then.

Kouga appears. "Kagome! (Looks for her.) What did you do to her? Where is she?"

InuYasha growled. "She ran away before you could come.

Kouga growled. (Au: guys like to growl. Trust me, I know. Lol.) "If you touched one hair on her head, I swear, I'll run you through Dog-Turd."

Shippou looks indignantly at Kouga. "Hey. That was not nice. Why don't you want him touching Je-, er, Kagome?"

Kouga scoffed. "Because, fool, she's my woman."

well that pissed InuYasha off quite a bit.............................................like always..................................

InuYasha pulled out Tetsuaiga. "Well, she doesn't seem to like you too much, since she just asked Sango to take her away as far as possible from you."

"I'm sure she did, but not to get away from me, to get away from you." Kouga laughed.

InuYasha snarled. "Fine then, ask Sango."

Sango returns. "Ask me what?"

InuYasha looked at Sango pointedly. "Didn't Kagome just ask you to take her away 'cause the bastard Kouga was coming?"

Kagome appears out of no-where. "No, I just needed to use the bathroom."

InuYasha sweat drop. "Ok....................................."

Kouga laughs. "Well, I see you haven't done anything to my Kagome, so I might as well leave you now. Protect her, and I might spare your life next time we meet."

InuYasha "........................grrr..................................................."

Kagome looked like she just came out of a daze. "O, dammit, was that Kouga?"

"Yea, and why?" Miroku asked, oblivious to the glares Sango was sending him for no apparent reason. (Sooo much fun)

Kagome thought very hard. "Alexa told me, the next time you see him, to throw something at him. Hey, look! A rock."

"What the hell are you going to do with that rock?" InuYasha asked while Shippou from the backround yelled "What? You knew. She was planning this all along. WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US????"

Kagome nodded. "ready..............................aim...................................fire!

Throws rock.

Kouga far away. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

Sango looked mildly surprised. "Nice shot."

Shippou nodded. "Seriously."

Ok, guys, please. I have one last plea for you. If you are reading the story, please please review. I have some people who read the first three chaps, but never reviewed again, and I dunno if they are still reading. Please review!.

If your most hated character IS Naraku, feel free to make up a torture for him as well. I will seriously try to use the ideas u guys give me.

anyway---

please please please please guys try to review. I have a final warning, I WILL, no matter how much it'll hurt, I WILL take this off line if I don't have five new reviews by September 30th. I'm serious, guys, everyone is nagging me about updating, but only like three or four precious people review for every chapter! u guys are all writers too, and if u leave ur pen name, I read and review for you! don't u like feeling loved? Well, I would like some of that feeling to.

Thanks.

ROCK ON