REVIEWERS ARE GODS IN DISGUISE……. AND I LOVE THEM!
I am just so grateful……..you would never understand. I want to say something about my life: I will not be updating for a while for a reason: I'm under a lot of emotional stress/depression. I love you all, all so very, very much. I will never forget all of you.
sesshygirl3 : yes, Sesshy will be coming in soon. but, to tell you the truth, I have no real plot in this thing. It's more of a bunch of one-shots that are all involving on-another and under the same story. I will consider the ideas……………….and thank you. Thank you so much.
heather : yes, well, soon, very soon. blink blink I'm doing lotsa multi-tasking right now, so, you'll see. heh heh JA!
Suaru : well well well, didn't know it was so obvious! grin yea, I'm gonna do that. but, its going to be a different story………….different title……….different everything. But still quote "kick ass funny". sardonic grin it's going to be fun………….
jess : thanks for the two reviews………..though they all say the same thing. grin yea, my birthday was awesome, thanks! I'll be seeing you soon……………and thanks for everything.
Tsuki-no-oni : yes, yesh, I have seen them all. Sesshy is very interesting………..and a boy? I wouldda never known…………….lol. yes, I can tell she owns him.
Tsuki-no-oni : yesh, yesh, I knew that. I'm not a beginner. lol thankies so much though…………………………yea, that JUST might be what she's doing. Well, it works, doesn't it? lol. have fun!
Tsuki-no-oni again : awww…..thank you! my birthday was awesome…..and I thank all those peoples who made it happen! my parents, my friends, my reviewers…………everyone. thank you all……………….yea, it counts. and……………………..cup-cake! wh00ter! and….chibi heads are really funny to look at……………………………
TO ALL : thank you all for checking this out, out of all the many different "hilarious" fanfics on this wonderful site. all new readers: welcome! I don't want a "pity party", I want a review please. Old-comers/veterans: welcome again! thank you all…but I don't want a "pity party", I want reviews! lol.
ROCK ON
実はお願いがあるのですが
STORY:
SWITCHED
CHAPTER SEVEN:
THE TRUTH BEHIND THE BACK-PACK
(Miroku had finally recovered from his little shock on how hard Sango can REALLY hit. InuYasha had forgotten about everything………and was thinking about Kikyo. Kagome was kinda pissed that Sango kept muttering under her breath and not talking at all, and Shippou was trying to figure out why everyone was confused/pissed. )
Miroku sighed. "Okey, so, what exactly had happened? What is so wrong about this date thing?"
Sango sighed. 'Oh……….why do I like him? Why why WHY???'
"Miroku, listen. I suggest you stop thinking about this, and start thinking about Jewel shards. This was all a thing in the past………right?" Kagome asked, feeling intelligent for once.
Sango blinked. "Wow. You've really learned a lot, haven't you?"
Kagome nodded. "Yeah………………….."
InuYasha starts thinking about Kagome's hair…………….
"Yeah, well, you can't help but pick up something while you're here…………….hey! Shippou, what are you doing?"
Shippou had just run into a small log. "Owie……………"
"Jill! Are you okey?" Kagome asked, trying not to laugh. And kinda slowly failing……………………….
"Hmm…………looks like Jill's gonna need some band-aids. Jess, open your bag." Miroku said, examining Shippou's head, where a small bruise was appearing. Kagome nodded.
"Wait!" Sango said, grabbing Kagome's hand. "You don't know what is in there……………….." she tilted her head over at the innocent-looking worn-out yellow bag. Sudden thunderstorm clouds gather over-head and lightning flashes.
Sango and Kagome blink.
"Okey…………..sure. Heather! You can go first!" Kagome sweat-dropped, laughing.
Sango glowered at her. "Sure……….whatever you say……………..jerk."
Kagome grinned innocently.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
They all stop for a few minutes to find a damn band-aid. Sango has been refusing to even go near the bag, though she mentally admitted that she wanted to see what was in there.
'I really want to see it………..what the hell is in there?'
That, in fact, was going through four sets of minds. Shippou just had a really bid head-ache………….
"Okey, everybody STEP-AWAY! We have it under control……." Sango muttered, relishing in the idea of knowing something other InuYasha obsessed fan-girls wouldn't know unless they read this…………….what the hell was really in that bag.
As it opened……………….violin and Vampire music plays in the backround……………………and…………………………………
It's empty.
(Just kidding)
"Damn……………………" InuYasha whistled, surprised. There was more stuff in there than there were in Wal-Mart for under a million dollars. (And that's a lot of stuff)
Sango felt her eyebrow twitch slightly as she tried to find a stupid band-aid without Winnie the Pooh on them. 'What the freak? Why does she have all this stuff again?' Kagome was trying to bend over and have a look-see without giving everyone a wonderful view of her rear, which is really hard in those skirts. 'Why did I have to leave Catholic school?' She thought darks, giving up.
"Hey! Did you find that band-aid yet?" InuYasha yelled over at the two frustrated girls, arms crossed and looking at Shippou do a weird happy dance and singing 'My head hurts my head hurts I'm gonna die.' "I think Shippou went a little crazy."
"A little?" Sango snorted. Though she wasn't really in the mood to laugh, she had to admit, it was pretty funny.
"FOUND IT!" Kagome exclaimed happily, holding up a slightly dirty wrapped band-aid. "Where was it?" Sango asked, calmly putting away the stuff she had thrown out. "Right here, by your foot. I had taken it out earlier." Kagome said, concentrating. Taking those wrappers off is pretty hard, ya know.
Sango looked at Kagome with death in her eyes, trying not to go uber-evil InuYasha on her.
Miroku just went up behind her and asked, "Sango, are you okey? You look a little constipated."
After Sango had finished beating him up, she got a pretty interesting thought. 'So do the guys in Dragon Ball Z. Hmmm. How odd.'
Lexy-chan walks up on Amateur night Comedian stage and clears throat, hold a small microphone and a scroll.
ahem "To provide a little more ample entertainment tonight, and since all the Amateur Comedians are kind of…….well………..busy at the moment, I, OrangeInuYasha as you may know me, shall entertain you. I have here, in my very four fingered hand" looks at hand. "Sorry, I meant five fingered, hand, I hold the entire list of what really is in kagome's over used yellow backpack." drum roll and gasps from the audience. "Do not be afraid, ladies and gentlemen, demons, hanyous, and humans, short peoples, tall peoples, average peoples, large peo…….. " breaks off as director comes running on stage and says to her, 'They get the idea.' "oh, okey, sorry. Drama queen. Anyway, I have the list. And I checked it twice and everything. Poured over episodes, manga, and Áni-manga. If I forgot anything, feel free to let my vict- um, I mean, the Amateur night Comedians out any time you want. Thank you."
Lexy-chan bows and starts to read.
"Kagome has………….
band aids.
disinfectant.
shampoo
clothes
homework
(hopefully) pads evil laughter
useless books
InuYasha manga (no lie, check out Episode when Shippou comes in.)
oil (bike's gotta work somehow)
socks. (I REALLY REALLY hope.)
sewing kit (Inu's haori fixes itself? I don't think so.)
hair brush (hair looks good all the time………….somehow………….I went camping for three days and poof oily and nasty.
food. (I'm guessing.)
matches
First Aid- Kit
gold locket (Inu Movie 2)
umbrella
more socks
under………….garments.
diary (wanna get my hands on that thing………………….)
ability to flirt with every guy and get away with it. (who ho………..short skirts kinda suggestive?)
more short skirts
Sango's demon-slayer outfit (I bet you anything….and I don't have much.)
Miroku's innocence. (gotta be somewhere……)
InuYasha's common sense. (he sure as hell doesn't have it.)
Sesshoumaru's source of pretty—ness.
Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Sango's eye-liner.
Shippou's tops
Shippou's swimmies.
Shippou's bathing suit. (I hope, I hope, oh god, I hope.)
bathing suit.
fan boy letters (every girl has them……………'cept, all mine are from imaginary guys. But, hey, I have 'em!)
fan girl letters. (ORO?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!)
Kirara's cat-nip
Kirara's thousand and one chew toys
InuYasha's thousand and three chew toys (why else do you think he likes her so much?)
dog whistle (refer to questions number 36)
paper clips
Miroku's "guide on how to get the ladies".
Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (everyone has a skeleton in their closet………………..that one is just a really really bad one.)
socks
fanfiction stories
Her own original "Kagome's guide to corny lines/actions"
Kagura's heart
Kanna's emotions
Sesshoumaru's emotions
Jaken (once in a while, he just kinda pops in to say hi and get a nap.)
Rin's first kimono (where'd she get the other one……….?)
Jewel Shards
Pokemon cards (Her and Ash share the ability to make fools of themselves REALLY easily.)
Most of my story ideas.
Porn magazines (guess who's)
Play boy magazines (guess who's)
Myoga's courage
InuYasha' ability to make up a plan
InuYasha's "guide to cursing and falling in love with strange women." (A must have.)
And finally……………………….
SOCKS.
Ohhhhhh, look, a special unexpected performance by our one and only 'Lexy-chan! Thank you alter ego!
This chappy was a little short, so, I added the list. Socks were my biggest priority 'cause when we went to Hoover last weekend, I couldn't find my other pair of socks. Turns out that it was right next to my other pairs of pants, which I also couldn't find. Sucks.
gotta give thanks to everyone out there who made this possible. It's not ending yet, mind you, but it's getting pretty interesting now. laughs
lotsa life going around right now, I'm pretty much worn out. I'm taking my friend and reviewer Heather/inuphoenix/Sango advice and I'm actually updating. All I have to say is I'm taking an even longer break 'cause all this stuff is gonna drive me crazy. I've been………..well…………scaring myself. Again. ::laugh::
Road Trip will be updated beofr eht end of next week ::anime sweat drop:: O know that's a rather long date, but, I've gotta work the school's consession stand for nearly all day "last time ten and half hours" on Saturday. I'll see you all next week!
LEXY OUT!
PS: if I forgot anybody in my shout-outs, I'm sooooo sorry. I'll giove you two shout outs, a review, and a cookie next time. okey? and even specialier-er-er, you get to choose what kinda cookie. yay.