CHAPTER TWO: BAKA RYOU!
"Well, hurry up and tell us nya!" Ichigo whined.
"Tell us or I'll beat you to a bloody pulp." Pai threatened.
"I'LL BEAT YOU LONG BEFORE YOU COULD THINK OF TOUCHING HIM!" Zakuro shouted, tackling him once again and smashing his face in.
"There is only three point two percent chance that you could beat him to the point of death at your current age." Taruto explained.
"Why should we fight? Can we all be happEEEEE!" Retasu tried to ask why they should fight, but her bowl tipped over and she came spilling out.
"Ichigo!" Kisshu went over to her. "Can you please break them up?"
"I WANT MY RYOU!" Keiichiro whined, crying.
"SHIROGANE BELONGS TO RETASU! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!" Minto screamed, scaring the poor pre-pastry maker into more tears.
"Purin can deal with the monkey ears and tail, na no da, but Purin has to go pick up her sister and brothers, no da. She has to leave in her ten year old form, no da." Purin negotiated.
"No one is leaving until I get this thing fixed. Now SHUT UP!" Ryou threw his hands in the air. "Let me tell you the story.
"For some reason, Keiichiro and I were working on a machine that makes you younger. Trying to create immortality."
"You mean this unintelligent species hasn't come up with the means of living forever yet?" Pai asked, stopping his fight. "Right now I should be about seventy-eight years young."
"…..Yeah…. anyways, Everything was going fine until something was theown into the room and made the machine go crazy. Keiichiro was instructed to come in here and tell you all to take cover, but he didn't do it fast enough."
"So, what was wrong nya?" Ichigo asked, cleaning her face like a cat.
"Animal…." Pai sneered, which got him a punch in the groin by Zakuro.
"OUCH!" Everyone in the room felt pity for the boy.
"I don't know what went wrong, that's the problem. You guys might be stuck here a real long time…." Ryou said. "And it seems all of you kids have had various attitudes through all your lives."
"Change me back, Ryou, change me baaaack…." Keiichiro whined again.
"I don't know how, Keiichiro!" Ryou steamed.
"Well hurry up! Am I the only one that's tired?" Minto asked.
"………….Yeah….." Came the answer.
"Well FINE!" Minto pouted. Pai laughed.
"DIE, SCUM!" The blood-thirsty Zakuro screamed, pulling him to the ground. The fights started all over again.
"Could I get some help please?" Retasu was still on the floor. Ichigo waddled over to her and was attempting to get her back into her bowl, failing miserably.
"You're too heavy!" Ichigo whined. "Ryou! Come help!"
"WAAAAHH!" Retasu began crying. "I can't get back into my bowl! Now I'm doomed to live a life without anything water-y except my fin!"
"I want my old body back! I want my old body back! I WANT MY OLD BODY BACK!" Keiichiro screamed.
"Yip yip yippity yow KAIYEEEEEE!" Purin screamed, swinging around on the top of the café ceiling, with Taruto nearby. He appeared to be doing something on some trinket.
"Oh, boy…." Ryou shook his head and put his hand in his hair to hold his head up.
THE END!
HEY! In the next chapter, Ryou tried to set up things to do with the little guys! n.n REVIEW PLEASE!