This chapter is for those who would like to know what happens to Shippo after he miraculously grows up. So here ya go. But I think I'll make things ironic, and nope he doesn't take drugs. :3
"The Aftermath of Shippo's Miracle"
Shippo couldn't believe he'd actually grew up so quickly! He was ready to go kick some ass! So he went an' killed a big ol' demon.
"Now what?" thought Shippo. "I know! I'll get a job." But all of a sudden the inu gang come. They stared at Shippo dumbfounded. (A/N: they already kno its shippo cuz he still looks like himself except stretched out, lol)
"Yes, it's true. I'm grown up now. I'm sorry, but this is where we part.
Now Inuyasha was more than willing to get rid of the "little brat" (A/N: Shippo's too cute to be a brat) but Kagome was a whole different story. So after much persuasion, on Shippo's and Inuyasha's part, Kagome was finally convinced. So off went Shippo on his merry little way. Somehow he ended up at the bone eaters well. So he sat down on the edge of the well and began to think about what he would do with his life, considering his early growth spurt.
Right when he came to the conclusion that he would go kill another demon, he accidentally lost his balance and fell through the well.
He wasn't sure what he would do now that he was in Kagome's era, so he went exploring.
He was just walking down the sidewalk when all of a sudden he tripped on a piece of paper. "Damn you!" yelled Shippo.
But he picked it up anyway and continued down the street. He saw this giant building with lots of people going in and out.
He went inside himself and the first thing he saw was...CANDY! So he just grabbed one and went to the cash register (A/N: lets just say by some miracle he knows where to go to pay) "what you got there kid? A snickers huh? OK. one dollar please" said the man at the cash register. Shippo by now was incredibly confused thinking, ' what the hell does one dollar mean?' He looked at the other people and so he took out the mysterious demon paper that had mercilessly tripped him. He handed the paper to the guy and walked away.
He was about to eat his Snickers when all of a sudden a giant pigeon came swooping down and stole his Snickers.
But Shippo didn't give up and he began to chase the bird. He chased all the way to where ever those people film the Donald Trump show, when the bird smashed into a building and dropped the Snickers. Shippo picked up his candy and was about to begin to eat it when someone dragged him inside the building and sat him down in one of those chairs that Trump says "you're fired!". The people had made a mistake and thought he was supposed to be on the show. "Kid, you have good taste(pointing at the Snickers), maybe I won't fire you after all" said Trump. So Shippo won and became rich and met a nice girl and had some nice kids and everything was great.
"Remember, eat a Snickers, get on the Trump show, and become rich"
THE END
I hope this is a satisfactory ending for everyone, and if it isn't too bad! rR :3
