Uncovered Secrets
Chapter oneDisclaimer: I know you have read a lot of these, so to save me the trouble of typing one, go to the prologue of this story and read that one, or go to another story and read theirs. I'm just going to say the same thing, "I don't own shit". Got it? Good.
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What the Hell Happened!
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When Bulma awoke, she found herself in a very different surrounding. She was placed on a strange table covered in cloth, in a room that was white. There were two wooden blocks -one next to her and one off to her right- and a window to her left. Overall, it seemed somewhat plain.
'Where am I?' Bulma asked herself as she continued to look around until a slight shifting in her lap caught her eye.
"Mew," A certain little fire-neko greeted.
"Kirara, what are you doing here?" Bulma asked her long time friend. 'Or better yet, what are we doing here?' Bulma asked herself. She started to pet Kirara while thinking back before this happened.
'Let's see, I was fighting that scumbag Naraku, then there was a bright, then I…'
"HI!"
"Ah! Who the hell are you?" Bulma's eyes went wide with surprise. Besides, it's not every day that some creepy guy scares the shit out of you by bursting through the door! (literally)
"I'm Tour Guide Barbie!" he said with a big goofy grin.
"...ok…"
"I'M KIDDING! Haha, that's funny, I'm funny! My name is Goku and I love tacos! Mmm… taco, taco, taco."
"Right," Bulma scooted as far away from him as she could, ":cough cough: So, where am I?"
"Your in a bed! That's in my house, that's in Japan, that's part of Earth, which is in space!" Goku all but yelled in one breath.
Bulma just stared at her new companion, a vein starting to pulse on her forehead. He was getting very irritating very fast.
"So, what's your name?" Goku suddenly asked.
"Why should I tell you that?" Bulma growled, "You could be a sick and twisted fuck bent on destroying the world with your…" Bulma stopped talking completely once she noticed that Goku was not even playing attention to her. Instead, he was hitting himself over the head with a giant hammer.
Goku stopped and turned to face her, "Come again?"
"Oow, YOU IDIOT!" Bulma then proceeded to grab her sword, jump out of the bed she was in, and thrash Goku over the head with her sword.
"Wheeee! This is fun!" Goku squealed, hands flailing in the air.
"Keep doing that all you want, it will only make it worse," a new voice said.
Bulma stopped what she was doing and looked up to see the most gorgeous man she had very laid eyes on, and no, it was NOT Johnny Depp. He had ebony hair that swept upwards like a flame and cool jet black eyes that she could just drowned in. His greek like body was dressed in blue material that fit over him like a second skin. Bulma couldn't help but think, 'Oh my, I wander when the next volume of Fruits Basket will come out.' 'Wait, that doesn't sound right…'
Snapping out of her thoughts, Bulma straightened her back and ask calmly, "Who the hell are you?"
"Humph, I am Prince Veggie Chan of the Fluffy Clouds and Lollipop Villa… hey, HEY! Stop making be say ridiculous shit like that Kakkarot!" Vegeta yelled.
Everyone in the room turned towards Goku, or as Vegeta calls him Kakkarot, to see him holding a device that said, 'Make Vegeta Say Ridiculous Shit Device' on it.
"Aww come on 'Geta, I was only trying to have some fun!" Goku chuckled as he scratched the back of his head.
Vegeta kicked him out the window, "Fool."
"Okay," 'This just keeps getting stranger and stranger.' "who are you then?" Bulma asked again.
"I am Prince Vegeta of the Saiyan race; who the hell are you?" Vegeta smirked, trying to get a rise out of her.
"I," Bulma started, trying to keep a level voice, "am Lady Bulma of the West. And may I ask you, why the fuck I'm here, Prince?" Bulma smirked.
"Hey!" Goku came back in through the window, "why did you tell him your name and not me?"
"'Cause you're creepy."
"Oh, I'm gonna roll the floor a little bit, 'k!" With that, Goku started to roll around on the floor.
"Mew?" Kirara tilted her head to the side; she then started to chase Goku back and forth playfully.
Vegeta ignored him as he stared at Bulma, "Do you not remember woman? You dropped in on us while we were sparring."
"Huh?" Bulma had a confused look on her face.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, "Yesterday around noon, Kakkarot and I were sparring in the middle of nowhere…"
-Flashback-
It was hot out as Goku and Vegeta dueled it out. Goku got a lucky shot in as Vegeta was knocked off his feet.
"What the hell are you doing Kakkarot?" Vegeta asked as he rubbed his face, "Why are you narrating?"
":whispers in Vegeta's ear: We're doing a reenactment for Bulma, and I'm the narrator."
":sweatdrops: Idiot." Vegeta sighed but went along with it.
"Vegeta," Goku whined, "can we take a break now?"
"No Kakkarot, I must get stronger, and the only way to do that is to train!" Vegeta argued as he listened to his training partner complain.
"But, but...Vegeta...I'm hungry, and I haven't eaten since we started training, and that was early in the morning, and..."
"FINE then Kakkarot, if it'll stop your pathetic whining, fine. We'll go back to your pathetic mud hut and eat." Vegeta grumbled, giving up.
You see, Vegeta comes from the planet called Vegetasei, which used to be the home planet of a very strong race called the Saiyans. Vegeta is the prince of this worrier race, but sadly while he was off planet, his home world was struck with an asteroid. Once he heard about his planet's demise, he went in search for any other survivors from his home planet. Traveling from planet to planet, Prince Vegeta almost gave up hope, until he came to a planet called Earth.
When he reached Earth, he discovered that there was another Saiyan living there. Unfortunately though, this Saiyan had lost his memory as an infant and didn't remember anything about his past. By the way, he was extremely good looking too. Deciding this would have to do, Prince Vegeta announced that he was going to stay on Earth because he had no where else to go. He now lives with Goku, the Saiyan that lost his memory and who is very good looking, and his mate, Chichi, with their son Gohan. He's been living there for abou…
"Kakkarot!" Vegeta yelled, whacking Goku over the head, "This is supposed to be a reenactment, not my life story!"
"Oh, sorry 'Geta, heehee!"
Getting back to the story, the two Saiyans were preparing to take off, when the sky turned pitch black.
Getting into his more serious mood, Goku asked Vegeta, "What do you think is happening Vegeta? Do you think someone is using the Dragonballs?"
"No Kakkarot, I don't feel the dragons ki, it must be something else."
In the sky, dark, heavy clouds had swirled around to create a huge mass of clouds. In the middle of the angry clouds, was a giant, black hole that seemed to lead to nowhere. (Think of the sky in GT where all the people in hell escape.) Lightning flashed as a binding, white light lit up the desert that Goku and Vegeta were training in.
When the light was gone, the two Saiyans removed their hands from their face and found that the sky had turned normal like nothing had ever happened. Instead, there was an unconscious blue haired woman, with a blue tail dressed in armor and animal fur. In front of her was a cat like creature, that seemed to just take notice of them and started to growl at them.
"Wow, I wonder what the square root of 1,000,000 is?" Goku pondered.
Vegeta fell over anime style, but quickly got himself organized. "You idiot, don't you see that there's a person over there!" Vegeta screamed, and then stalked over to the unconscious women.
"Huh? Ah! Vegeta, wait for me!" Goku yelled as he scrambled over to where Vegeta stood.
"Well, what do you think we should do?" Vegeta asked.
"I think we should take her back my place and pound her," Goku stated. (Whoa! What? Hold on there, what did Goku just say! I just wanted to make sure you people where paying attention to the story, this is what he really said.)
"I think we should take her back to the house and treat her wounds, they look pretty bad."
"Whatever," Vegeta said. He continued to stare at her in awe that someone could be that beautiful.
"Kakkarot! If you screw with the story one more time, I'm going to send you to hell!"
"Geez, sorry…" Goku rolled his eyes and continued to narrate.
"Mew...ROAR!" Kirara had transformed and, to say the least, the Saiyans were surprised.
"Whoa, that was totally wicked!" Goku said giddily.
"Fuck! What is that thing on!"
"I don't know Vegeta, but can we keep it, please?"
"Are you nuts! That thing will kill you."
"But it's so cute and all alone."
"Kakkarot, stop repeating lines from The Lion King."
"Ok." Goku said depressed.
"I'm just going to blast the stupid thing," as he said that, he started to gather ki to blast Kirara. But Kirara didn't move, she had to protect her friend!
"Wait Vegeta, don't!" Goku cried, "What if I tried to negotiate with it?"
"You just get stupider every day Kakkarot, but do what you must." 'This should be interesting.'
"Hey kitty, nice kitty, I'm not going to hurt you..." Just as Goku was about to pet Kirara, she almost bit his hand off.
"Yipes! That was close."
"I told you Kakkarot, Kami you're such a moron."
"Please don't blast it Vegeta, maybe if we knock it out bring it back home with us, please, please,..."
"Fine, but if the harpy starts to screech, it's your ass, not mine."
"Ok-aly-dok-aly! " Goku said as he knocked Kirara out.
"Lets go Kakkarot," Vegeta said as he picked the blue haired women up and flew off into the distance.
"Good golly gosh, Vegeta sure has been nice, he usually makes me carry everything, oh well." Goku shrugged as he followed Vegeta back home with an unconscious Kirara in his arms.
-End Flashback-
"...And that's how you got here!" Goku shouted, feeling very proud of himself.
"Okay, that was a very interesting way of telling it…"
"Mew!" Kirara sniffed the air then ran out of the room through the broken door.
"I wonder where Kirara's going…"
"So that's want his name is!" Goku said.
"Idiot, it's a girl," Vegeta stated in a flat tone. Then his eyes went wide, "Get back here you little runt!" Vegeta jumped up and chased after her.
In the meanwhile, Bulma and Goku just looked at each other, confused.
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That's it for now!