oooookaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! im back! WOOHOO! yeah right. well, sry it took so long to update, but, well, i'm just lazy ok? it ain't my fault. go blame my parents. it was their genes. yeah, so, here is a new chappie. enjoy, if u can enjoy this weirdness that is. : 3
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, OK? except this story, tho im not sure if that's something to be proud of...
"Naraku Goes Shopping"
One day Naraku was just laying around being his normally bored self. "Wow, I sure am bored!" "Iknow, I'll go shopping with Sesshomaru! because he is my BESTEST friend ever. So Naraku called up Sesshomaru and they went to the mall. Anyways, they had their credit cards with them so they decided to spend a lot. A LOT. First they went to Hot TOpic and Naraku bought a giant black T-shirt that several abstract pics of him. (A/N: people. seriously, i saw a shirt EXACTLY like that at Hot Topic. at first i was like, "wat the hell?" but then i was like, "does this come in size small?" lol) Then Sesshy decided they should go to Bath and Body Works where they smelled tons of dessert flavored candles until they puked. They purchased some lotion and shampoo and perfume and pillow mist and yummy smelling hand sanitizer and body wash and hand soap and the candles that actually smelled really nice like pink flowers. :3 Then they went to this unknown store they didn't know existed and started looking around. When all of a sudden... they saw the AXE isle! (A/N: inside joke, work with me people.) They rushed directly to that isle and began to sniff the different varieties of AXE and of course AXE"s best friend and leading competitor, TAG! Naraku decided he would purchase Voodoo after about three hours of hard decision making and AXE sampling. Sesshomaru however decided to purchase the scent Midnight from TAG, three more hours later. Theey went up to the cash register and began to wait in the very, extremely, gicantical line of peopl who surprisingly had AXE or TAG cans.(A/N: let's just say there was a sale.) They knew they would have to wait a good couple of hours so they began to relax. Now in the time they were on the line, they got mugged, jumped, beaten up severly, and molested by a boy in my class named Fillip (A/N: omg, nobody tell him I just told like hundreds of people who might view this story his name... By the time they finally got to pay Naraku realized that they had no money left after being robbed and thus they could not buy their beloved AXE and TAG. Naraku and Sesshomaru were so pissed that they went homa and ice-cream till they both gained like 3,000 pounds.
THE END
Okie dokie. Well, that was incredibly dumb. So anyways imma startin' to run outta ideas, soooooooo just like email me ideas if u have any, tho until u do i'll continue to ask my "not motivated by anything jus like me" friends. So yeah. I just have one question i must ask people. Does anyone watch the show "HOUSE" on fox 5 at 9:00 on Tuesdays? (im obsessed) If so, do you know that doctor, Chase? He is so cute... :3 ANywAyS, R&R plz an' thank u! XD