Uncovered Secrets

Chapter 2

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ALL HAIL FOOD!

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"You little pest! If you even TOUCH that I will kill you!" Vegeta shouted.

Hearing this from the other room, Bulma and Goku ran to where Vegeta and Kirara were. Well, Bulma ran, Goku skipped while tossing flowers in the air.

When they finally reached their destination, they just stared at the sight before them and just busted out laughing. For what was there before them was certainly a sight to see.

Right in the middle of the kitchen was Vegeta and Kirara tug-o-warring over a tuna fish sandwich.

"Gah! Don't you dare defy the Saiyan Prince! Let go of the sandwich or suffer the consequences!"

"Meeew!" Kirara growled stubbornly, not letting go of the prized sandwich.

"Vegeta! Haha… just let go… hehe… it's only food!" Bulma said between laughter.

When Goku heard this, he froze, "Just food? JUST FOOD? HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING!"

The squabbling pair stopped to look at Goku as he approached them.

"This 'food'," Goku snatched the tuna fish sandwich from the fighting pair, "is what makes the world go round!" He processed to take a bite of it, "It's so tasty and delicious! How can you say it's 'just food'!" Goku takes another bite.

"Kakkarot! That's MY food! How dare you take from me! You idioti.." Vegeta was cut short as Goku burst into tears.

"WE MUST ALL WORSHIP THE FOOD!" Goku sobbed as he ate the last of the sandwich.

"AH! You ate my sandwich! I'll kill you!" Vegeta started to power up.

"Huh? What are you talking about? Who are you? Where am I? Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!" Goku panicked as he picked up Kirara and told this to her.

"Vegeta, chill, it's was only a sandwich, whatever that is, I'm sure it can be replaced. You don't have to get your spandex in a knot!" Bulma spoke up for the first time.

"Chill! CHILL! YOUR ASKING ME TO CHILL! THAT WAS THE LAST CAN OF TUNA! If it wasn't for your stupid rodent of a pet it would have been mine!"

Bulma's mood turned sour, "Hey, don't take this out on me, you up tight prick! I didn't do anything to you! So why don't you just fuck off!"

"Of course this is all your fault woman! If you hadn't fall from the bloody sky, I would be enjoying my nice, fucking sandwich right now! Got that you ungrateful, filthy bitch!

From the sidelines, Goku just watched as the two throw insult after insult at each other. Then finally, he couldn't take it anymore.

"PI EQUALS EXACTLY THREE!" Goku shouted to make them stop fighting.

"What the fuck does that have to do with anything Kakkarot? Kami, you're even more of an idiot that I thought!" Vegeta yelled.

"Bud out! This has nothing to do with you!" Bulma snapped, turning towards Goku.

"STOP IT! STOP IT! Will two stop fighting? You barley even know each other, and yet here you are, arguing! I can't take this anymore!" And Goku ran out of the room crying like it was some type of soap opera or something.

"What the fuck was that all about?" Bulma asked

"Sometimes Kakkarot had his little 'moments'." Vegeta answered in a bored tone, the tension in the room going away.

"Oh, well what do we do now?"

"How the hell should I know?"

"I don't know, you want to make out?" Bulma asked innocently.

Vegeta shrugged, "Sure."

For the next half an hour, all Bulma and Vegeta did was make out on the couch.

And staring up at them the entire time was Kirara, wandering what the hell was going on.

A little while later, Bulma pulled away from Vegeta and smiled, "That was wonderful, what now?"

"Lets see if we can go for an hour," Vegeta smirked as he leaned down to take Bulma's lips. However, right when he was about to kiss her, they both heard screaming coming from another room. They looked at each other in confusion then decided to investigate.

They traveled through the house until they came a door, Vegeta tried to open it but it was locked. From inside they could hear Goku wailing and crying. It seemed to them that Goku had locked himself inside his room and kept yelling out, "Why! WHY DID IT HAVE TO END THIS WAY! WHY!" Both Bulma and Vegeta's sweat dropped when they heard him, so they went back to the couch and started making out again.

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Next: What happened in the Feudal Era.