Uncovered Secrets

Chapter 3

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Kagome Goes Crazy and Stuff

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-In the Feudal Era-

"Inuyasha? What is it?" Kagome asked.

"It's Naraku! I can sence his presents not too far away!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"Hurry, We must go now before we lose him," Miroku stated.

"Right," Kagome, Shippo, and Sango said.

"Kirara!" Sango shouted. Kirara mew'ed then transformed into her giant cat form. Both Sango and Miroku jumped on to Kirara's back as Kagome hopped onto Inuyasha's back with Shippo. Then Inuyasha took off in the direction of Naraku's aura, followed by Sango and the others.

When they reached their destination, they saw Bulma, Inuyasha older sister, battling against Naraku.

"That bastard!" Inuyasha growled, "I'm going to tear him a new asshole!"

"Who is that gorgeous woman that Naraku is battling?" Miroku pondered, "I should ask her to bare my child…"

WHACK!

Sango hit Miroku over the with her Hiraikotsu, then Inuyasha hit him over the head with his Tessaiga.

"If you EVER talk about my sister that way AGAIN, I'm going to kill you!" Inuyasha threatened.

"She's your sister?" Kagome asked surprised.

"That is correct Kagome, that demon you see there is no other than master Inuyasha's elder sister!" Myouga explained, once again appearing out of no where.

"Enough with the chit chat! Time to…" But Inuyasha was interrupted by a blinding light coming from the battle field.

When the bright light faded away, there stood a shocked Naraku but no Bulma.

"WHERE DID SHE GO!" Inuyasha yelled.

"I don't know Inuyasha, she just seemed to disappear," Miroku stated.

"OH NO! LADY BULMA HAS DISAPPEARED!" Myouga screamed, "Lord Sesshomaru is not going to like this."

"What happened to her?" Kagome asked.

"I don't know, Kagome, but I'm getting a bad feeling," Miroku spoke.

"Let's go check it out," Sango said, marching to where Bulma once was, "come on Kirara."

Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Myouga, and "Kirara" followed Sango until they heard a voice that could only mean trouble.

"Ku, ku, ku, ku, so Inuyasha," Naraku hissed, "you are the one responsible for taking my mate, aren't you?"

"What! Why the hell would I kidnap my own sister, Naraku!" Inuyasha yelled, "and she's not your mate!" Inuyasha added in a clipped tone.

"Then where is she? I certainly don't see or sense her." Naraku sneered, hiding in a tree once again.

"If I knew, why the fuck would I tell some trash bag like you!"

Naraku hopped out of the tree –again-, "You are no use to me, but I don't have time to kill you because I have to go find my mate. You should feel lucky." After he said that, Naraku through down a smoke bomb, but the smoke bomb was so small, it didn't even cover Naraku's frame, so Naraku just stood there.

Everybody's sweat dropped then fell down anime style.

"...uhh," Naraku just looked down. Then he snapped out of it, ":cough, cough: I will now be leaving!" Naraku through down ANOTHER smoke bomb, but this time, when he jumped up, he hit his head on a tree branch.

"Ouch!" Naraku whined as he left "undetected".

"Is it just me, or is Naraku getting more and more stupid every time we see him?" Sango asked.

"I agree with you Sango :pat, pat:"

"AHH! Miroku :slap:"

"Will he ever learn...?" Kagome sighed.

"Most likely not..." Inuyasha responded.

"Oow, Kirara, get HIM :thinks a twig is Kirara:" Sango screeched, "Kirara? KIRARA! WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?"

"Um, Sango, that's a twig." Myouga spoke up, "I do believe I saw Kirara run towards Lady Bulma before the bright light. I think Kirara disappeared with her."

"...WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? Really? Okay," Sango said as if nothing had happened.

"Am I missing something, or has ever one become mental?" Kagome asked as her sweat dropped again.

"Nothing's wrong at all Kagome," Inuyasha spoke with a little to much cheer in his voice then usual, "we are all peachy, thanks for asking. It's good to know that people care for you, unlike some people."

"Inuyasha, are you okay?" Kagome asked, getting a little freaked out.

"I'm super, thanks for asking." Inuyasha said in a 'Big Gay Al' voice.

"Oh. My. God! Kagome I just love your shoes they are just so adorable!" Inuyasha cheered.

"Shut up! All of you! You horrible excuse for a living creature. This world is made up of lies and nothing but lies! Why even live in this miserable world when it only brings pain." Miroku said in a cold way. It was every odd too, because he was now dressed in all black. He had on a black pair of baggy, Tripp pants and a black T-shirt that said 'Life Sucks'.

"Now don't say that you silly goose, the world is full of wonderful things!" Inuyasha smiled, "Now turn that frown upside down and SMILE!"

"AHHHHHH! STOP IT PLEASE WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING LIKE THIS!" Kagome screamed as she got into a fetal position and started to rock back and forth.

"Kirara! Why did you leave me! WHAHAHAHAHA..."

"Look! There is trouble a foot! I must rush into danger and save the lives of the innocent!" Myouga shouted as he dashed off to save the day.

"Hey you guys I'm back!" Shippo yelled as he came out of the bushes (Why or When Shippo left is a mystery).

"SHIPPO! Oh thank you Shippo, everyone has gone CRAZY! Sango keeps thinking that Kirara left her and won't stop wailing, Inuyasha has turned metro sexual, Miroku has turned gothic, and Myouga went off the save the day!" Kagome said in one breath, she had grabbed Shippo while she was talking so now Shippo was right up to her face.

"What are you talking about Kagome? Everyone is fine, they're acting normal, look," Shippo pointed behind her.

When Kagome turned around, she found that everyone WAS normal. She looked sheepishly at everyone and scratched the back of her head. "Um, joking?"

"You have problems Kagome, I suggest you see someone for that," Inuyasha said in monotone.

"Kagome," Miroku asked, back in his regular clothes, "would you like to sit down and rest?"

"Yes, I think I would."

"Okay, there's a village up ahead, we can rest there," Sango suggested.

"Yes, then we can figure out where Lady Bulma went to," Myouga said as he reappeared on Inuyasha's shoulder.

"That would be SUPER!" Inuyasha said giddily.

"Not again..." Kagome whispered as she fainted.

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-Where Bulma is-

"I hope Inuyasha isn't acting strange again," Bulma said to herself. She was lying on her back with her head hanging off the side of the bed she was laying on. Since she was going to stay there until she could get home, she was given one of the two spare rooms.

"You know talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity," Vegeta smirked as leaned against the door.

"What do you want Vegeta?" Bulma asked in a bored tone as she ignored his insult.

"Humph, the Rodent won't shut up."

As if on queue, Kirara mew'ed coming into the room. Then she left.

"She just wants to play Vegeta, lighten up you grumpy troll."

"What did you just call me wench?" Vegeta growled

"I didn't stutter shorty, and my name is Bul-ma. Say it with me now, Bul- ma." Bulma said as she sat down on the bed, facing Vegeta.

"I know what your name is."

"Then why can't you say it?"

"I can say it; I just choose not to." Vegeta smirked.

"Kinda weird, the authoress is completely ignoring the fact that we made out for about an hour and a half last chapter," Bulma said as she cocked her head to the side in thought.

"Hum, I think it was kind of a 'spur of the moment' thing."

"Yeah, probably."

"We should do it again sometime."

"Defiantly."

"……"

"……"

"You want to spar?"

"Sure."

Bulma and Vegeta started to walk out the door when they heard an ear piercing screech.

"AHAHAH! Goku! THERE'S A CREATURE IN OUR HOUSE!" A woman's voice yelled.

Then there was a 'MEW!' followed by that.

Then one second later, a "NO! I CAN EXPLAIN! AH! NO! NOT THE FRYING PAN:BOOM:" was heard.

"What the fuck was that?" Bulma asked.

"That would be the Harpy." Vegeta scowled.

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Yay! Done!