hello. tis i joanna, here again with another chappie. but b4 u read this chappie plz read wat i am about to write. now, all u need to kno is an inside joke of some of my friends and i. but first, does everyone kno who Kenshin is? ok. good. well we were all watching an ep of kenshin when we noticed he had this very strange circular even roundish spot on his stomach. so of course i yelled out either he has round abs or he's pregnant. So it was settled, Kenshin was now officially pregnant, and to make things even worse, it was the ep with the young master. So when Kenshin dived in to rescue the Young Master becuz he couldn't swim, i said that was their special moment. nudge, nudge so technically Kenshin wasn't pregnant before he got in the water, but was pregnant after he got out. get it? got it? good! so here's the story! oh and one more inside joke you need to know, one my artistic friends decided to try to draw Sesshomaru with no referance watsoever. Bad idea. He turned out looking like M.J. (Michael Jackson). So I made a joke and said Sess likes to molest little boys. Bad idea. Now...ON WITH THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Kenshin or anyone you will read about. I do however own this story.
"A Day at the Mall"
One day the Inuyasha gang was walking to the mall. Sesshomaru had to get some "purchases" from several "stores". Once inside they headed to the directory. Upon finding the store of their choice, they began walking. Soon they were right in front of..."KENSHIN'S PREGNANT MATERNITY INC.". "OK then let's go" said Inuyasha. They walked inside and all of a sudden Kenshin came to greet them. "Hey everyone! Welcome to my KENSHIN'S PREGNANT MATERNITY INC. store!" said Kenshin. And out of no where Inuyasha popped up and yelled "KENSHIN! is that you! It's me Inuyasha! Remember?" "Kenshin" squealed Naraku and Sesshomaru in the back. "We were in that fraternity together" screamed Inuyasha. "Indeed. I do remember you Inu. You too Sess, and you Naraku. How could I ever forget? We were he best of friends." said Kenshin.
"AWESOME!" yelled Inu, Sess, and Naraku. "So what have you three been up to lately?" asked Kenshin. "Oh well see we do the coolest thing. We get together after work and go to Fuedel Japan, Sesshomaru he's my brother, but you already knew that! But see he pretends he hates me, but everyone knows we love each other! (A/N: look, i know they're out of character, OK? just go along with it plz! thank you 3 ) So we're the good guys and stuff and we look for these little pieces of plastic called jewel shards. I even named each of them after ourselves, see this is Inu, Sess, Kags, Monk, and i named this one Boomerang after Sango's thingy-ma-jig, who knows what that thing could possibly be! HAHAHA!"said Inuyasha. "And I'm the bad guy. I go around killing a few people. It's like coolest game ever" sqeaked Naraku. "Wow, that sounds like a bunch of fun, maybe I'll join you guys one day, I'm pretty good with a sword myself!" said Kenshin. "Cool. So what have you been up to Kenshin?" asked Sesshomaru. "Um...well...see...the thing is I'm...pregnant" replied Kenshin. "..." "AWSOME! THAT IS SO SERIOUSLY COOL DUDE!" screamed Inuyasha. "...Um, thanks?" "LIKE, WHO'S THE FATHER!" "...sniffle whimper sob I...I...I...well, u see...whimper " "Gee, Kenshin man, I'm sorry, I didn't know" soothed Inuyasha. "No, it's ok. I'm fine. The father...he was the shortest most good looking manboy I'd ever met. We shared a very special very wonderful few moments in the water when I dived in to save him. That's how I got pregnant. His name was...his name was...Young Master. whimper He didn't know I was pregnant because I never told him, I didn't want to bother him with that so, he met someone else, and they moved to Germany. It was the last time I ever saw him ever again..." (A/N: the Yong Master really did move to Germany in one ep. Except he moved there with his uncle. --" hehe) "Awww man. I'm sorry, we didn't know, honestly." replied Inuyasha. "It's ok, it feels good to get that off my chest. Speaking of chests, did you know I wear Cup D! Isn't that wonderful?" asked Kenshin. "..." "Gee...That's...um...really cool..." "So what are you guys doing in a store like this anyway?" asked Kenshin. "Well see what happened was, Naraku, right, he was supposed to sleep with Kikyo, but he didn't, he accidently slept with Sesshomaru, and guess what? Someone got pregnant! That's right. Sesshomaru. He got himself pregnant." replied Inuyasha. "Wow that sounds just like Naraku and Sesshoamru. HAHAHA. "So when's the baby due anyways, Kenshin?" "Hmmm, probably in a couple of years, ten tops. Iv'e already had it for 5 years, so, and in my spare time I built this store." "Cool!"yelled Inuyasha. (A/N: OK, look, another inside joke. See, Kenshin, he's only funny when he's pregnant, therefore, highly intelligent scientists have created a special device of which was deposited onto Kenshin's hair. It then traveled down to his ear and entered his brain and sent messages to his body that this baby can never EVER be born! NEVER:3) "Ok, so, Sesshomaru, since you're the white loving unemtional kind of guy I have the perfect clothes for your soon to be born child. Here is my newest line of baby clothes. They're all white and perfect for unemotional people. What do you think?" asked Kenshin. "Indeed. I shall take one thousand of them. Charge them on my credit card!" replied Sesshomaru. "Now, can we please leave this store, it's making me quite uncomfortable with all these pregnant people and their pregnantness." "SURE! WE CAN GO TO A TOY STORE! BUY A MINI TETSUIGA!"yelled Inuyasha. "I know. You can go to my newest store, KENSHIN'S PREGNANT MATERNITY TOY STORE INC., it has all the toys you could ever want for your children." exclaimed Kenshin. "AWSOME" Inuyasha and the gang screamed in unision. "IT'S THAT ONE" screamed Inuyasha. "NO IT'S THE ONE TO THE RIGHT, STUPID!" Kagome screamed back. "YEAH RIGHT, IT IS SOOO THAT ONE!" "NO IT'S NOT! ARE YOU DARING TO QUESTION MY EXPERTISE IN STORES, INUYASHA!" "JUST BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN THIS TIME DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!" "OH YEAH! WEEEeelll I..I...Inu...Inuyasha...do you notice something?"asked Kagome. "Yyyesss...shiver "
KENSHIN'S PREGNANT MATERNITY TOY STORE INC., KENSHIN'S PREGNANT MATERNITY PET STORE INC., KENSHIN'S PREGNANT MATERNITY HAIR AND NAIL SALON INC. and...and...and... KENSHIN'S PREGNANT MATERNITY KINKY SEX STORE INC.! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Kagome and Inuyasha in unision. "Inuyasha, you don't think..." "I...I...I don't know Kagome." Kagome and Inuyasha raced outside the mall along with the whole Inuyasha gang right behind them. They all stared in horror at the sign at the entrance of the mall. It read... KENSHIN'S PREGNANT MATERNITY MALL INC.! "Oh my God Inuyasha!" yelled Kagome. They all raced back inside then halted once inside the mall. All they could here was a tapping sound coming from a dark hallway in the mall. tap...tap...taptaptap...tap...tap...taptaptap...tap...tap...tap...tap Slowly Kenshin's figure began to materialize only a few feet away from them. "So. You have discovered my little secret. Yes. It's true. I own the mall." "OMIGOD! INUYASHA!" screamed Kagome. "KAGOME!" "INUYASHA!" "KAGOME!" "INUYASHA!" "KAGOME!" "INUYASHA!" "Yes. Well, while they are bickering moving three steps away I think I tap, tap must tap, tap decide tap, tap, tap HOW TO ELEMINATE YOU!" yelled Kenshin as he continued to move towards the group. Suddenly out of no where another tapping could be heard from ANOTHER dark hallway of the mall.
Kenshin: "I smell something familiar!"
Naraku: "I smell evil!"
Sesshomaru: sniff, sniff "I smell... little boys!
Kenshin: "No. It couldn't be... it couldn't be him...
Naraku: "I smell evil!"
Sesshomaru: hopping up and down "LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE BOYS!"
Then out of the darkness stepped... "Yes it is I Sanoske Halfmummy! Kenshin, I have something to tell you. Your ultrasound came in. We know the gender." "OMIGOD! Well what is it Sano?" asked Kenshin. "It's a...it's a... are you sure you're ready? ok. it's a...a...sure you're ready now? ok...it's a ...g...g...BOY!" replied Sanoske. "LITTLE BOYS? WHERE!" screamed Sesshomaru. sniff, sniff "little boy, little boy!" whispered Sesshomaru. "EW! Sesshomaru stop licking my stomach!"yelled Kenshin. "oops. sorry Kenshin. I guess I got a little carried away. hehehe" replied Sesshomaru. "I think i shall name my baby...FatAss!" squealed Kenshin. "What a wonderfulific name Kenshin!" squeaked Inuyasha. "YUP!" agreed everyone else. "Wai a minute, wasnt i supposed to eliminate you?" questioned Kenshin. "N..n..no. What are you talking about?" asked Naraku. "Oh. OK then. Let's go find that mini tetsuiga then!" said Kenshin. "Yeah!" everyone said.
THE END
well there u have it. chapter 6. hope u likey, my longest chappie yet. yay! plz R&R!