Uncovered Secrets

Chapter 4

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Kirara can talk?

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Chichi had just gotten back home from shopping, dragging a tired and worn Gohan behind her.

"You know Gohan, your father should really get a car; it would make getting you some more math books a lot easier," Chichi complained.

"Yes mom," Gohan replied. He had been tuning her out the entire walk home from the market, this being his only reply.

"Is something wrong Gohan?"

"Huh? Idunno, I just got this feeling that something isn't right."

"Now, now, it's 'I do not know' not 'Idunno', ok sweetie?" Chichi corrected, a bright smile on her face.

"Yes mom."

"Anyway," Chichi started, "I'm sure it's nothing."

When Chichi and Gohan reached their little house in the woods, they saw Goku outside pacing back and forth on the porch.

"What is the matter Goku?" Chichi questioned.

"Huh? Oh… hi…Chichi," Goku said in an uneasy voice.

"Goku, what is going on?" Chichi said in an accusing tone.

"NOTHING! THERE IS NOT A BLUE HAIRED GIRL UPSTAIRS THAT FELL FROM THE SKY WITH A STRANGE LITTLE CAT THAT TOOK VEGETA'S TUNA FISH SANDWICH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!" Goku said in a panicked voice.

"Dad are you okay?" came Gohan's voice from behind Chichi.

Goku all of a sudden became happy and carefree again with a smile on his face, "Of course I'm okay Gohan. I'm as happy as…as…OH! I know! Vegeta when he is with the blue haired girl that IS NOT upstairs with Vegeta."

Then out of no where, Vegeta appeared behind Goku and hit him on the back of the head with a fish, then disappeared again.

"Right…" Chichi dragged out, "well Gohan, let's go put your books away."

But right before Chichi could turn the door handle, Goku yelled out, "LOOK! IT'S LUCKY! YOU MUST CATCH HIS LUCKY CHARMS!"

Both Chichi and Gohan's sweat dropped as they looked at Goku like he was an idiot, which he was.

"Dad, are you sure you are feeling all right?"

"Just peachy Gohan!" Goku shouted right in little Gohan's face.

"Whatever Goku, now let me through," Chichi demanded as she pushed Goku aside and barged into the house. She looked around the house, but couldn't find anything out of place. She shrugged and walked into the kitchen where she found a flour covered Kirara.

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"You want to spar?"

"Sure."

Bulma and Vegeta started to walk out the door when they heard an ear piercing screech

"AHAHAH! Goku! THERE'S A CREATURE IN OUR HOUSE!" A woman's voice yelled.

Then there was a 'MEW!' followed by that.

Then one second later, a "NO! I CAN EXPLAIN! AH! NO! NOT THE FRYING PAN:BOOM:" was heard.

"What the fuck was that!" Bulma asked.

"That would be the Harpy."

"Who?"

"The Harpy, Kakkarot's mate; beware of the frying pan," Vegeta eyes became narrow as he shuddered.

"What's a frying pan?"

"You'll find out soon enough," Vegeta grumbled as he walked out the door and down the stairs.

'Wander what crawled up his ass and died.' Bulma thought as she followed Vegeta through the hall.

Bulma and Vegeta walked into the living room to find Goku rolling back and forth on the floor holding his head, a screeching Chichi standing on a chair, a confused Gohan looking at his parents, and a frightened Kirara running around the kitchen floor covered in flour. I bet I know want Vegeta and Bulma were thinking right then, they were thinking:clears throat: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!"

If you guessed this, YOU ARE WRONG! They really thought, "…" NOTHING! Because they were too shocked at what they saw.

Vegeta was the first person to recover and started to laugh his ass off.

Chichi noticed and started to screech at Vegeta, "AND WHAT DO YOU THINK IS SO FUNNY MISTER!"

"YOU! HAHAHAHAH…"

BOOM!

Chichi hit Vegeta over the head with her All Mighty Frying Pan of Doom! Now there was two Saiyan rolling on the ground holding their heads. And at this moment, Bulma came out of her trance and looked at the two Saiyans and chuckled. Chichi noticed Bulma and stared at her. First she looked in amazement, then confusion, then anger, then she had a cup of tea, then finally, she fainted.

Gohan, who was now petting Kirara, ignored everyone else, picked her up, and went to his room to study this new specimen he discovered.

"Umm, are you two finished yet?" Bulma questioned, looking down at them.

And just like that, the two Saiyans stopped rolling around on the floor and stood up like nothing had happened.

"Hey Bulma, I'd like you to meet Chichi!" Goku yelled as pointed to his unconscious wife.

"Uh, Goku are you sure she's alright?"

"You baka Kakkarot," Vegeta growled, "she's knocked out."

"NO SHE'S NOT!" and to prove it, Goku went over to his wife's body and placed her on a chair. Then he put his hand on her jaw and tried to impersonate her.

"'No, I'm awake Vegeta, see I'm talking, sleeping people can't talk!'" Chichi 'said'.

Both of Vegeta and Bulma's sweat dropped when they saw what Goku did.

"…" was all Bulma could say as she watched Vegeta walk calmly over to Goku and sock him write in the nose.

"YAOW! MY TOE!" Goku screamed running around holding his stomach.

"Kakkarot, you truly are the most idiotic person I know," Vegeta grumbled while walking over to a chair by the table and sitting down.

"Goku, you cease to amaze me," Bulma sighed, going over to where Vegeta was sitting and sat down on another chair.

Goku turned to the two other people in the room and let a tear escape, "You...You really mean that:sniff, sniff:"

"Yes," Vegeta said in a monotone voice.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH! THAT IS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME!" goku's eues were wide with happiness as he bit on a handkerchief.

"You're welcome?" Bulma said uneasily.

"Idiot."

"Come, come now Chichi, we must celebrate!" Goku declared as he picked Chichi up and flew out the door. Seconds later, Goku came back with a sheepish green on his face.

"Umm… where am I going?" Goku asked, but before Bulma or Vegeta could say something, Goku burst out laughing.

"So, Woman, spar?"

"Sure."

Bulma and Vegeta carefully walked over the hysterically laughing Goku and the unconscious Chichi to the door. They got out of the crazy house and raced to the nearest deserted place to spar.

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Inside the house, Gohan was in his room, petting the flour-covered Kirara.

"How about we get that flour off of you?"

"Mew."

Gohan chuckled, "Okay, let me get a towel." Gohan rushed off to the bathroom to get a wet towel. He returned to his room only to find a clean, transformed Kirara with no flour on her but flour all over his room.

"Hey! Did you eat that smaller cat that looks extremely like you except smaller!"

"RRRRoarrrr!"

"Oh, okay now I under stand, you transformed into the bigger kitty. I understand perfectly now," then Gohan frowned, "Now you have to help clean my room, look at this mess!"

"Rrrroar."

"You're the one that made the mess not me, now help me clean!"

"Fine."

"Did you just speak?"

"Roarrrrrr!"

"I must be hearing things…" Gohan mumbled as he started to clean.

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Done. Later.