Uncovered Secrets

Chapter 5

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So that's why Goku was laughing…

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Kagome and the gang were walking down a dirt path back to Kaede's village. They decided to head back so they could get Kagome some healing herbs for her little 'problem'. All the while, Kagome was talking to herself, repeating over and over again, 'I'm not crazy'.

"Hum… do you think Kagome will be okay, Inuyasha?" Miroku pondered.

"How the hell should I know monk, I'm not a psychic," Inuyasha responded.

"Kagome will be fine," Sango spoke up, "she'll get over it."

All three of them looked back at Kagome, who was trailing behind them, and sighed. She was rolling her backpack on the ground and had her bike on her back. And sleeping on her left shoulder was Shippo.

"Feh, she was already messed up when I met her," Inuyasha growled.

"AHAHAHAH! IT'S A BIRDIE! AHHHHHHHHHHH…!" Kagome screamed, running around in circles and pointing at a rock in the ground.

And poor Shippo, he was hurled through the air, thrown into hornet's nest – who were having a jolly good time at a tea party – and was now being chased around by hornets with their nest on his head. To say the least, IT WAS HILARIOUS! Unfortunately, Shippo didn't know where he was going, so he accidentally ran into Inuyasha, causing the nest to tumble into Inuyasha's hands. Now, the hornets were chasing after Inuyasha, stinging and throwing tea cups at him. At this point, Inuyasha tossed the nest to Miroku, then Miroku through the nest to Sango. Next, Sango through the nest to Shippo, and Shippo through the nest at Inuyasha.

A curious demon happened to walk by and saw Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango playing 'hot potato' with a hornets nest with various yelps when one of them got stung. And a little bit behind them, was a human girl running around in circles hysterically, pointing to rock, and screaming 'BIRDIE'. All in all, the demon just shrugged it off and continued on his way, thinking that this world has come to an end.

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Meanwhile…

Bulma and Vegeta were off in some deserted place sparring. From the looks of it, Vegeta was defiantly winning.

Vegeta came down from the sky and kicked Bulma in the back, sending her to the ground on her stomach.

"AHAHA! I AM THE ALMIGHTY CHAMPION! HERE ME ROAR! Meow," Vegeta clasped his hands over his mouth after he 'roared'. 'Hum… got to work on that.'

"AH! No fair Vegeta! You can fly!"

"Humph, there're no rules in battle, you filthy wolf; I'm the Prince of all Saiy…" but before Vegeta could finish his statement, Bulma jumped in the air and stuck him with her claw.

"Ha! How's that for a fair battle, you wanna be, smelly, pointy haired, short, Saiyan, monkey trash! You and your big forehead can kiss my shinny, metal, daffodil, ass!" Bulma smirked.

":gasp: NO one makes fun of my forehead and gets away with it!" Vegeta screamed as he charged Bulma at full speed.

"Well I just did," Bulma said as she pulled out her Tesseiga and prepared her self for Vegeta's attack.

However, right before Vegeta attacked, a timer went off somewhere off screen. Vegeta froze about one foot in front of Bulma and stood calmly with his arms crossed. Bulma, on the other hand, put her Tesseiga down and back in its sheath. Bulma and Vegeta walked off to the side where there where beach chairs and water bottles for them. The strange thing was, their shadows stayed in the same place before the timer went off.

"Okay, begin!" Vegeta shouted as the timer went off again then stopped. The two shadows began to fight like nothing had happed at all; while off on the side, Bulma and Vegeta were relaxing and watching the shadows battle it out.

"Hey Vegeta," Bulma asked, "how is this possible? I mean (insert scientific theory about how shadows could NOT fight if there isn't a person to make the shadow)"

"Women, this story is an A/U fanfiction created from some 14 year olds, sugar crazy, messed up mind that likes to put movie stunts in her writing."

"Oh okay, if you say so…"

Five minutes pasted as the two shadows punched, kicked, clawed, swung, and blocked at each other. Then the timer went off again and the figures stopped as Bulma and Vegeta got back into the position the shadows were in. The 'Mysterious Timer from the Unknown' went back on again as Bulma and Vegeta went back to fighting.

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Gohan and Kirara were finished cleaning his room as Goku came broke through the door.

"Hey Gohan! You should have been there, this funny little elf with pointy hair came into the house and was all like, 'Kakkarot, you truly are the most idiotic person I know' and I was all like, 'THANK YOU SO MUCH! THAT IS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME' and then I left and then I came back because I forgot where I was going then I started laughing because I finally got the joke that King Kai (don't ask how he knows him, lets just say that Vegeta 'accidentally' blew Goku up during a sparring match and couldn't use the dragonballs for 11 months) told me three days ago about an asteroid that was going to hit Earth in a week," Goku said in one breath. He then realized that an asteroid was going to hit Earth in one… two… three… FOUR days!

"DAD! Do you know what this means! I won't be able to watch Teletubbies anymore! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:deepbreath:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Wow Gohan, that was one long 'NO', oh well better go save the Earth again," Goku sighed as he walked out the door mumbling about having to save the Earth and how he wanted to have a normal life like all the other guys and have a nice family to settle down with and not die every other saga and then have to save the world again and then come home for two days then die again…

"Mew," Kirara (in her smaller form) jumped from the floor onto Gohan's lap, then out the open window.

"Hey Kirara, where are you going!" Gohan shouted as he went to follow her, but the window closed right before Gohan jumped out of it and instead ran right into it. "Oww…"

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A/N: I wonder where Kirara went. Who knows? WELL I DO!

LATER!