Uncovered Secrets

Chapter 7

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What the Saiyan Race Has Become

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Kagome climbed out of the well with a groan, her head was killing her! She dragged her feet as she walked out of the well house and up to the stair case. She trudged up the stairs and finally made it to the top.

'Why do these stairs have to be so tall!'

Kagome walked into her house and… dun, dun, dun… BILL CLINTON WAS THERE!

"I did not have sexual relationships with that woman, huhuhu…" Bill Clinton stated.

"Who the fuck are you! And what are you doing in my house!" Kagome screamed.

"I have to leave my fellow Americans, huhuhu…" then Clinton ran out the door and disappeared into thin air.

"Uh… this is Japan… not America… that guy must be an American Idiot, oh well." (GREEN DAY! YAY!)

To tired to care, Kagome lazily made her way to her bed room.

"Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy…" And once Kagome made her way to her bed, she fell onto it and slept. Well, not the first time, first she fell on her cat, Buyo, and he clawed her face, THEN she fell asleep on her bed.

-Back in the Feudal Era-

It's been about five hours since Kagome left and everyone was bored. Infact, they were so bored, that they… were… ummm… well, I'm not to sure what they're doing, but something was goin to change that, and soon.

Outside the village, Inuyasha was sitting in a tree in 'his' forest. 'Hum… I wander what I should do now?' Inuyasha pondered as looked out into the night sky.

Then, somewhere off to his left, he heard a rustle in the bushes, "I wander what that could be?" Curiosity getting the better of him, Inuyasha jumped down from the tree and peeked behind the bushes and saw… A TEENAGE COUPLE MAKING OUT!

"AAHHHHHHHHH!" Inuyasha screamed.

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the couple screamed.

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" some random person yelled from the direction of the village.

Inuyasha stopped screaming and so did the couple, but the screaming from the village kept going.

Forgetting about the couple for one minute, Inuyasha yelled, "HEY! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING!"

The random, screaming person, ":stops screaming: I JUST WANT TO FIT IN! WHAAAAAaaaaa!..." and as you listen, the wailing gets softer and softer as the random person runs in the opposite direction.

The couple and Inuyasha are stunned, "Uhhh… :blinks:"

"Humm... okay…" The guy says as he looks back at Inuyasha.

"So, where were we?"

"Hun? Oh ya, uhh… :reads script: HERE WE ARE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Inuyasha yells as he puts his script away.

"Nothing! We were doing absolutely nothing!" The girl waved her arms around nervously.

"Oh," Inuyasha arched an eyebrow, "Then why was the bush rustling? You know, the way it does when someone doesn't what to be discovered and the bush mysteriously starts to 'rustle'… "

The guy looked confused, "Uhhh… :he suddenly gets an understanding look on his face and smiles: Oh, that wasn't us, that was the bush right next to us."

"It was?"

Inuyasha looked over to his right to see another bush shaking like mad, like it's trying to get their attention.

"Ookkaaayyyy… I'll leave you two alone now…" Inuyasha took an unsteady step back and slowly walked over to the other bush that was shaking like mad.

'One, two, three!' Inuyasha said in his mind as he pulled the bushes back. What he saw shocked him.

"BARNEY!"

"Hehe, Hello kids::singing: I love you, you love me, we're all one big family…" Barney, the big, stupid, gay, purple dinosaur that likes to 'be' with kids, sang.

"AAHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHHHH! THE PG-13 HORROR! (Actually not, come on, work with me!)" Inuyasha screamed, trying to block out the horrid noise.

"Come give Barney a hug!" The purple dinosaur reached his arms out, about to give Inuyasha hug.

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Inuyasha gave a BIG push and shoved Barney to the ground. He started to beat the pulp out of Barney while saying, "I :punch: hate :punch: you, you :punch: hate me, we all :punch: go out :punch: to kill :punch: Barney!" With a final yell, Inuyasha clawed Barney and left him to bleed. (YAY! MY HERO!)

…the bush right next to the one Inuyasha was at started to rustle.

Inuyasha tensed at what was at what was on the other side. He slowly stalked up to it and closed his eyes as he parted the bush. When nothing came out at him, he opened his eyes slowly and looked at the bush. What he saw shocked him.

'KIKYO!'

-Where Chichi is-

Chichi slowly awoke with a pounding head ache.

'What the fuck happened?' Chichi asked herself as she slowly arouse and looked around. Then what happened before came crashing down on her like a ton of bricks, or it could have been Goku who had just come in. I believe it was the latter.

"HONEY, I'M HOME!" Goku shouted as he came crashing through the door, being successful in breaking it off its hinges. "Chichi?"

"Uhhhhh…" Chichi groaned as she lay behind the door in a daze.

"Chichi? Now what are you doing back there?" Goku smiled as he pulled her to him as if nothing had happened. He sat her down on the couch, and as he did this, he did his little 'anticipation' dance in front of her. (Okay what that is, is when Goku switches from one foot to the other in excitement)

"Guess what! Guess what!"

"Uhhhhhhh…" was all Goku got.

"Well," Goku started, ignoring her, "King Kai was all like, 'Save the world from the deadly asteroid Goku!' and I was all like, 'Hey look! A butterfly!' then he was all like, 'You moron, I'll go do it myself, since you're too stupid to do anything.' Then I said to him, 'Well you're blue!' and he was all like, 'Whatever.' And I was all like 'Oow… the sun…' and when King Kai came back, he was dead!'." Goku said in one breath.

"Uhhhhhh…"

"Gasp! (Yes, he SAID that) I LOVE YOU TOO CHICHI!" Goku hugged Chichi as hard as he could, not noticing that she was turning blue.

"OH MY GHAW! THE NEWLY WEDS ARE ON! Goku quickly shoved Chichi off the couch and onto the floor while he turned the TV on. "Oh, I just love Jessica Simpson!" As Goku watched his show (Do they even get MTV where they live?), Chichi was on the floor, thinking, 'How did I end up marring this guy?'

-In Gohan's room-

Gohan slowly awoke from unconsciousness, and stood up slowly. He looked around then remembered Kirara going out the window.

Gohan quickly opened the window and jumped out, landing face first in the ground.

"Oww… that hurt…" Gohan unsteadily got up then remembered that he could fly.

With a cheesy grin on his face, Gohan levitated up in the air, hoping that no one saw him.

"I wander where Kirara went…" something off to his right caught his attention, so he turned quickly to the left and made almost a 360 degree turn, but stopped as he saw Kilala, transformed.

"Hey, there you are Kirara!" Gohan waved as he came closer to her.

Kirara rolled her eyes, if she could, turn around and headed off in that direction.

"Hey wait for me!" Gohan shouted as he hurriedly flew after her.

-Bulma and Vegeta-

Bulma and Vegeta were… well… you know how they always are. NO not like that! FIGHTING! Not doing THAT! Kami! Get your minds out of the gutter! Dirty minded readers!

Anyway, back to the story…

Bulma and Vegeta were fighting like normal, clawing at each other's neck, arguing over the smallest thing, totally forgetting about what happened earlier.

"YA, WELL YOU ARE A NO GOOD, COCK SUCKING, DONKEY FUCKING, SHIT-EATING, MOTHER HUMPHING, UNCLE FUCKER!" Bulma shouted.

"YOU NO GOOD WHORE! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS! YOU DISGUSTING, CUNT FUCKING, ROOSTER RAPING, BLUE-HAIRED PROSTITUTE!" Vegeta yelled right back.

"HOW DARE I! HOW DARE YOU! YOU STOLE THE LAST COOKIE!"

"NO WAY WOMAN, THAT COOKIE WAS MINE!"

Like I said, arguing over the smallest thing…

About one hour later, Bulma and Vegeta were still going at it until something in the sky caught Bulma's eye.

"… GO SCREW A BANANA YOU…" then Bulma saw something, "hey, what's that?"

With his mouth open, about to scream, Vegeta whipped his head around looked to where Bulma was looking.

"Hey, it's the Runt (a.k.a. Kirara)!" Vegeta pointed out.

"Thank you Captain Obvious," Bulma sarcastically replied.

Vegeta just glared at her.

"What I meant was WHAT is she doing here? And where is she going? Dumbass."

"Shut your filthy mouth, whore."

"Fuc…"

"Hey, Mr. Vegeta? What's a 'Whore'?" Little, innocent Gohan asked as he landed by Vegeta.

"That's what all female species are, Mop Head," Vegeta smirked, never looking away from Bulma.

Bulma didn't look away either as she glared murderous daggers at Vegeta.

"Well Gohan, do you know what men are?" Bulma asked sweetly.

Gohan shook his head slowly.

"Well, men are sexist pigs that can't think for themselves, and have to reply on women to do all the dirty work." Now it was Bulma's turn to smirk.

Vegeta's smirk quickly turned to a frown as he growled at Bulma.

"Okay Nice Wolf Lady, I got to go follow the talking, flying kitty to see where she's going, bye!" Gohan flew off, following the direction he saw Kirara go.

"Well, that was strange…" Bulma said, and then a smile lit her face, "let's go follow them!"

Bulma took off running with such speed, it even startled Vegeta.

"WOMAN! WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THIS CONVERSATION YET!"

Vegeta growled and redundantly followed Bulma, who was chasing after Gohan.

-Up Ahead-

Kirara saw that the annoying little kid, Bulma and the guy with pointy hair were following her. 'Good,' she thought, 'this is going perfectly, just like I planned.'

Kirara saw that this was taking too long, so she swooped down to where Bulma was. Bulma saw this and grabbed onto Kirara's fur and hopped on.

Kirara took off faster then before as Gohan and Vegeta had to speed up to keep up. (I made a funny! Readers: SHUT UP!)

-Twenty Minutes Later-

Kirara landed right in the middle of an old shrine-like place. It looked oddly familiar to Bulma, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it. Behind Bulma, Gohan and Vegeta landed, actually, Gohan more like fell down, instead; he forgot how to fly again.

"What the Saiyan race has become…" Vegeta mumbled, shaking his head.

Ignoring Vegeta and Gohan, Bulma looked around to shrine as Kirara shrieked down to normal size.

"This place looks so familiar, but I can't put my claw on it…" Bulma turned around and saw a big tree that looked like it had a scar.

Then something clicked, ":gasp: That's where Inuyasha got pinned to that tree with the sacred arrow!" Bulma looked on with shock.

Then she started to chuckle, "I remember I used to draw on his face with ink and make him look stupid. Hehe."

Everyone looked at her confused.

"Uhh… never mind…" Bulma sighed.

"Mew!" Kirara voiced and bounded over to the house and into an open window.

"Hey," Gohan spoke, confused, "where is the kitty going?"

"I don't know, let's follow her," Bulma walked over to the window and hopped in.

Gohan smiled, "Come on Mr. Vegeta, let's go!"

Vegeta grumbled something under his breath about annoying little brats and dirty wenches. He crossed his arms and followed Gohan into the window.

-In Kagome's Room-

Kagome drowsily got up from bed and walked over to her bathroom. 'Boy, did I need some much needed sleep!' Kagome thought to herself.

Five minutes later, Kagome came out of the bathroom feeling refreshed. Her stomach growled, so she decided to go to the kitchen to get something to eat.

On her way down the stairs, she heard some strange noises coming from the living room. She crept down the stairs and hid behind the corner to listen.

'Strange people are in my house! Where're Mom, Grampa, and Sota!'

Gathering up her courage, Kagome counted to three in her head.

'One, two, three!' Kagome quickly turned around the corner to bump right into something else…

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Hum, interesting turn of events, Oh well, guess you have to wait for the next chapter!

Later!