Uncovered Secrets

Chapter 8

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Bacon and Soap do NOT mix

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Kagome turned the corner and ran smack dab into…

A Coat Hanger!

"INTRUDER ALERT!" Kagome screamed and pointed at the coat hanger.

Everyone else in the room just stared at her.

In all the confusion, Kagome quickly got into action, getting her magical fairy dust to ward off the danger. She started to throw the 'fairy dust' at the coat hanger.

"Away with thy Evil!…," Kagome paused from throwing fairy dust at the offending object, "hey, did you know that 'evil' spelled backwards is 'live'? How ironic…" Kagome said to no one in particular.

On the other side of the room, Vegeta, Gohan, Bulma, and Kirara watched in amusement as Kagome talked to herself.

"Mew!" Kirara broke the awkward silence as she bounded over towards Kagome.

"Kirara! What are you doing here!" Kagome shouted as she got onto her knees, dropping the magical fairy dust, welcoming Kirara with open arms, "Come here Kirara!"

But Kirara had other things in mind. As she made her way gracefully over the Kagome, Kirara stopped short of Kagome's lap and instead peed on her!

"Eh?" Kagome looked at her now soiled skirt, "Ewww…"

"Mew!" Kirara happily purred as she made her way back to the hysterically laughing Bulma.

"Kirara! I didn't know you had it in you! Ahaha!" Bulma chuckled as she picked up the snickering fire neko.

"AHAHAHAHAH! That was funny Kirara! Let me try!" Gohan exclaimed as he rushed to the dumbfounded Kagome while unzipping his pants.

"You idiot! Don't do that!" Vegeta's irritated voice broke through the shock. He quickly grabbed Gohan by the back of the shirt and through him out the window!

"You know Vegeta, you didn't have to do that to the kid…" Bulma said, no scorn present in her voice.

"Humph," was all Vegeta said.

'Is me, or have I seen her before?' Kagome asked herself as she stared at the two who were left, completely ignoring the fact that the spiky-haired one just throw an eight year old boy out the window.

"Hey!" Kagome stood up, startling the pair, "You're Inuyasha's sister!" she pointed an accusing finger at Bulma.

"Yes, I am." Bulma stood up, a serious look on her face, "How would you know about my brother?"

"Well you see," Kagome stuttered, "I…I…I'M OVER 500 YEARS OLD!"

Bulma and Vegeta's sweat dropped.

"You've got to be kidding me," Vegeta grimaced at her stupidity.

"Uhh…well, it's a long story…" Kagome sighed.

"We have nothing else better to do," Bulma shrugged.

"Yeah," Vegeta agreed, "better than being with Kakkarot all day."

-Son House-

"Hey Chichi! Look at this! My alphabet cereal is spelling something! It says, 'OOOOOOOOOOOOO'!"

Of course Chichi didn't answer because she was knocked out.

Just then, Gohan come flying through the wall and into the kitchen.

"Oww…"

"GOHAN! You have to check this out! My alphabet cereal! It spelt something! It says 'OOOOOOOOOOO'!" Goku screamed.

"Uhh, dad, those are Cheerios…"

-Kagome's House-

Vegeta shuddered.

"Well, I guess there's no harm. Please come take a seat, this might take a while…"

Sometime Later…

"So what you're telling me, is that there's a well that can transport you 500 years into the past with the help of the Shikon Jewel?" Bulma questioned.

"Yes!" Kagome nodded happily.

"That's it? That's all you have to say?" Bulma got angry.

"What do you mean?"

Bulma rolled her eyes, "That's ALL you told us idiot! That took like 30 seconds!"

"Oh, heehee…" Kagome put her hand on the back of her head.

"Now tell me how you know my brother!"

"When, I went back in time, I kinda woke him up from the tree he was pinned on…"

"YOU'RE the one who reawakened Inuyasha?" Bulma blinked in surprise.

"What so wrong with awakening your brother woman? Shouldn't you be happy?" Vegeta asked.

"Nothing's wrong with it, it's just that…" Bulma had a shocked look on her face, "KIKYO!"

"What are you talking about woman?"

"You!" Bulma pointed at Kagome, "You are that bitch's reincarnation aren't you!"

"Umm, yes?" Kagome squeaked.

"Oow, I just want her wring her neck!" Bulma's fists clenched.

"Eeek! Don't hurt me!"

"Woman, what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Humph, before Inuyasha was pinned to the tree, him and Kikyo were dating…"

-Flashback-

It was a nice spring day and all the bird were singing and children were laughing and playing in the field. It was one of those perfect settings for two people to share a romantic day together. God, it make me want puke.

There stood Inuyasha and Kikyo, holding hands, frolicking in the fields of flowers. Unicorns, rainbows, lollipops and all of that mushy shit that seems to just fall out of Kami's ass when two people are in love.

Anyway, the two 'love birds' were taking a nice stroll in the boat on this overly happy day, when Kikyo 'slipped' while getting out and just happened to fall onto Inuyasha. What a cheesy load of crap that was.

Up upon a tree branch someone was watching then in disgust. Not that she really minded Inuyasha falling in love, it was just WHO he fell in love with.

"I think I'm going to puke…" Bulma spat.

"If you do, make sure it's over their heads," Sesshomaru said dryly.

"Spying on them is no fun, let's go wreck some hazard on them!" Bulma got excited.

"Lets," Sesshomaru smirked.

The two chuckled evilly as they jumped out of the tree. They sneaked their way closer to the two who seemed to be in la-la land.

"Ok, here's the plan, you…." Bulma whispered the plan into Sesshomaru's ear.

Sesshomaru's smirked widened as he heard her plan.

"Ready? Break!" Bulma clapped her hands then they ran in the opposite direction of each other.

Bulma ran to the nearest village and got the supplies she needed. Then she quickly headed back to where Inuyasha and Kikyo were. She peered over the tops of the bushes she was hiding in to spy on her pray. She look passed them to see if Sesshomaru had gotten back, and he had. She gave the hand signal to Sesshomaru and he nodded. They both leaped out of the bushes where they were hiding and dumped tar all over the googly-eyed couple.

However, the two siblings weren't done yet, they quickly went back their stash of stolen goods. They made eye contact with each other and nodded. They leaped out again, but this time they each had a brown sack filled with chicken feathers in it. Sesshomaru slammed the bag over Inuyasha's head the tied a piece of rope around the bag so it was sealed down tight. He looked over to Bulma to see that she had done the same thing to Kikyo, laughing all the while.

The notorious duo jumped back a few feet to observe their handy work.

"Haha, that was great! We should do this more often!" Bulma laughed.

"Hehe, I must say, this rush is something I've never felt before, it feels wonderful," Sesshomaru smirked while he examined he hand, feeling his blood race.

"I know," Bulma also smirked while watching the two struggle to break free from their feathery prison.

Brother and sister chuckled as they took one last look at the couple, then they took off too Sesshomaru's castle to have sexy party.

-End Flashback-

"Wow, I never knew Sesshomaru was the type of person to pull a prank…" Kagome said to herself.

"That was a touching flashback and all woman, but that still doesn't explain why you hate this, Kikyo so much."

"Oh," Bulma had a thoughtful look on her face, "well, one day when I was visiting Inuyasha, he introduced me to Kikyo. At first I was okay with it, she seemed like a decent person, but when Inuyasha left for a moment, she turned into a total bitch and told me not to see Inuyasha anymore," Bulma shrugged.

"But why? You're Inuyasha's sister right? It's not like he would cheat on her with you…" Kagome stated.

"I know, that's what I said, but then she went all psycho on me and started to throw bananas at me…"

Vegeta raised his eyebrow at this.

"Then for some reason she started to beat her chest and repeatedly yell, 'Inuyasha, mine!' like some over obsessed ape."

"Kikyo did that?" Kagome wondered, eyes wide.

"Yeah, then she stood still, froze, fell over, got back up, ran in circles, then passed out."

"What the hell is wrong with the people in your timeline? But more importantly, why is there bacon in the soap!" Vegeta yelled as he mysteriously took out a bar of soap with bacon in it.

"I MADE IT MYSELF!" Goku appeared then disappeared again.

"…….." was all anyone said.

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Wow, that was very strange.

Later!