PULP FICTION: Anime Edition

Rated 'R' for strong violence, and sexuality

A/N: I'm back with this little piece and I apologize for my absence.

The anime characters in this story are:

Vash

Alucard

Inuyasha

Spike

Jet

Faye

Kagome

Seras

Miroku

Sango

Nicholas

Ed

Alphonse

Pulp (pulp) n. 1. A soft moist shapeless mass or matter.

2. A book or magazine containing lurid subject manner and being characteristically printed on rough, unfurnished paper.

Prologue

A young man and woman sit at a small table in a small restaurant silently arguing as they sip their coffee.

'Forget it! Too risky I ain't doin that.' The man said.

'You know you always say that every time: never again and do you know what you sound like?' the woman said.

'A sensible man!'

'You sound like a duck! Quack, quack, quack!' she chuckled.

'Well, don't worry because you'll never hear any quacking from me again because I'm never doing this again never again!' the man whispered taking another sip of coffee.

A waitress suddenly came over carrying a black pot.

'Anymore coffee?' she asked with a smile.

'Yes, please thank you.' The woman said looking up.

The waitress filled up her cup and walked away.

'I mean it's just as big a risk as robbing a bank! Actually more of a risk because banks are easier. Like this one time I heard that a man came to a bank and held up a portable phone to the freakin' cashier and said that if he didn't empty the vault, they'd kill a little girl on the other line!' the man almost shouted.

'And it worked?' the girl asked.

'Oh yeah! I mean a guy just walks in no shotgun, no pistol, a phone! And he never lifts a finger!'

'And the little girl?'

'Probably wasn't a little girl, but the point is not the girl it's that someone robbed a bank with a cellphone!'

'You want to rob banks?'

'No, I'm just illustrating that it would be easier than what were doing now.'

'So, no more liquor stores?'

'What have I been saying? Of course no more liquor stores! They're not as fun as they used to be anyway. Too many foreigners who can't even speak freaking English! You tell them to empty the register and they can't understand so you kill 'em!'

'I don't want to kill anybody.'

'I know you I don't me either but they'll probably put us in that position.'

'Well, what? Day jobs then?'

The man laughed.

'Well what then?'

'GARCON! Coffee!' the man said raising his cup.

He then lowered it and looked back to the woman.

'Here.'

The waitress from before returned and poured with a look.

'Garcon means boy.' She said stomping off.

'A coffee shop?' the girl said surprised.

'Why not? No one would expect it right? Catch them with their pants down.'

'And no hero factor right?' the girl said smiling.

'Absolutely because who here really gives a crap about this place? The Manager forget it! He only cares about you plugging the diners! I mean really one minute people are eating an omelet next they got a gun in their face!'

The girl looked in closer with interest.

'See, I got the idea from the last robbery you know how you took everyone's wallets?'

'Yeah.'

'That was very clever.'

'Thank you.'

'Lot of people in restaurants.'

'Lot of wallets.'

'Pretty smart huh?'

'Pretty smart!' she said sensually.

'I'm ready right here right now let's do it!' she said getting up.

'Alright, you handle the crowd I do the rest.'

The couple then began to kiss passionately.

'I love you Faye.' The man said.

'I love you Nicholas.' Faye said.

The two then jumped up with revolvers in their hands.

'This is a robbery!'

PULP FICTION: anime edition

A/N: tell me what you think and thanks!