Wily's Secret

Summary: A small one-shot about Wily's deepest secret…

"Sir, Burnerman has just been defeated. Beaming him in now."

"…" Wily doesn't reply.

"I do say Wily, you were a complete fool! Sending me out like that! Megaman has unstoppable power, if my calculations are correct that…"

"Put a sock in it." Wily shoves a sock in Burnerman's mouth.

"Sir…"

"Yes Stoneman?"

"Zero hit me."

"… What part of 'You destroy everything that gets in your way' don't you understand?"

"But, But he's Zero, and I'm… me."

"You were a mistake. You know that Stoneman?"

"Sorry sir…"

"Sir, the bunny statues are staring at me…" Turboman says. "They're gonna attack…"

"… I'm surrounded." Wily takes the statues and throws them out the window. They break. "All slaves de activate." All the robots deactivate. When he's sure they're all deactivated he runs outside and picks up the bunny statues. "Aw, little cute guys… I'll fix you up in a jiffy!" He opens a secret lab in his lab with bunny clones, statues, and robots. After fixing them he puts them on a bed, tucks them in, and reads a story. "Daddy loves you…"

Meanwhile outside…

"Dr. Light will NEVER believe this."

FINI

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