Author's note: Still don't own Spongebob!

Mr. Krabs sneaks into Spongebob's house at 5:59 AM 8 hours after they announced the lottery winners

Mr. Krabs: Almost there, just a little more and.

Spongebob: Hey Mr. Krabs. What are you doing?

Mr. Krabs: Just taking a look around. Why are you up?

Spongebob: I always wake up at 6:00 AM.

Mr. Krabs: Well see you at work!

Spongebob: Bye Mr. Krabs. I wonder why he wanted to look around.

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: What do you mean he wants the lottery ticket?

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Now Gary remember the episode "Clams" when Mr. Krabs got his millionth dollar? He wouldn't need any more money.

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: I'm not going to listen. Besides Mr. Krabs knows that I won fair and square.

At Mr. Krabs' house.

Mr. Krabs: I can't believe he won. He couldn't have won fair and square besides he oh no! He is square! Why? Why?

Spongebob at the "Lottery House."

Spongebob: I'd like to trade this ticket in for $1,000,000!

Lottery guy: Sure thing Spongebob.

He walks into a room and then gives Spongebob a check.

Lottery guy: Your lucky to win.

Outside Spongebob's house at 7:00 AM.

Squidward: Patrick. I'll sell you this ticket for $50.

Patrick: Deal!

Patrick pulls a sock out of his shorts and hands Squidward $50.

Mr. Krabs: Hey friend of Spongebob. I'll sell this ticket to you for $100.

Patrick: Ice cream! Ok.

He now pulls out $100 for Mr. Krabs.

Patrick: I love you paper ticket with the number 7 and 12.