That night.

Lottery guy: And the winner's for tonight are; for $12,000 number 12, and for $200,000,000,000 number 7!

Patrick: I lose! I mean I win!

Mr. Krabs and Squidward: How? Darn! I shouldn't have sold Patrick my ticket!.

The next morning.

Patrick: Hey Squidward I got you the Magic Conch.

Squidward as he throws it in the fire: Whatever, thanks. Hey Patrick! How'd you win with the ticket I got two days ago?

Patrick: It says on the bottom that it's good for two lottery nights unless you win the first night.

Noon.

Spongebob: I'm going on my lunch break Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Ok, just be back in half an hour!

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, want to go buy stuff with me?

Patrick: Ok!

Spongebob: Let's go to the new store called Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Super Center!

Patrick: Ok! Where is it?

Spongebob: Right there.

Inside.

Spongebob: Look Patrick costumes of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy for $20 each!

Patrick: It's the conch signal for $100!

Spongebob: And the tickle belt for $50!

Patrick: The orb of confusion for $450!

Spongebob: Oh wow! Mermaid Man's utility belt! For only $2000!

Spongebob and Patrick: And a set of all the weapons they've ever used for $50,000!

Patrick: Look Spongebob Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy giving autographs!

Spongebob: Mermaid Man will you sign my costume?

Mermaid Man: Evil! Evil! Evil! Evil! Ok.

Patrick: Barnacle Boy will you sign my underwear, I mean pants, I mean this costume?

Barnacle Man: That's Barnacle Man you crazy starfish.

Spongebob: Let's leave Patrick; Mr. Krabs wants me back in holy seahorse radish 5 minutes!

Patrick: Well do what I always do, take the airplane!