Attack of the Baka-Rei!

Chapter 1: That Bonk on Her Head really did it…

Right after the tests, the machines started beeping.

Maya: It reads blood scan blue.

Misato: It's an angel! Launch evas 00, 01, and 02.

Maya: Roger.

Misato: Rei, are you up for a fight?

Rei: Hai.

Misato: Asuka, Shinji, back her up.

Both of them: Yes ma'am.

Rei took out the prog knife, and went straight for it. After Rei put the knife into the core Misato said: Wait Rei, don't!

Asuka: Too late.

Then just before the angel broke down, it bonked the eva unit 00 on the head.

BONK!

Shinji: Ouch.

Misato: Rei are you alright?

Rei: Yes I would like a chocolate donut.

Misato slaps her forehead and calls for an emergency crew.

hour later

Shinji: So what's wrong?

Asuka: Ya why did she want a donut, though I could use a donut.

Shinji: Maybe she was just hungry.

Misato: Hmmm… maybe we should go for donuts after then.

Dr. Akagi: Well, Misato, Shinji, and Asuka, we have some bad news, Rei, turned sigh stupid.

Shinji: What?

They all rushed inside and found Rei running in circles with a stick hanging out of her back with a string that has a chocolate donut on it.

Asuka: How did that happen?

Dr. Akagi: If you're talking about how she became stupid well, remember that bonk, yup that's why, if you're talking about the donut the string and the stick, well she was hungry and to test her intelligence, we did that, and well, you saw, we need you two to take care of her and we'll see how to restore her brain.

Misato: She can move in with us and sleep on the couch.

They all turned back and saw Rei on the bed where the donut was easier to obtain. They all sighed as they watched Rei happily eat her donut.

Shinji: How long are we gonna keep her?

Akagi: Just a week.

Asuka: This'll be a long week.

Shinji just nodded and they brought Rei home.

Misato's place

Asuka and Misato just watched as Rei ran. Shinji tried to concentrate while he cooked but got interrupted by Rei.

Rei: Watcha doin?

Shinji: Cooking dinner.

Rei: Your cooking din-din? Oh YAY!

Rei then turns around and grabs Asuka's arm and begins to push her towards Shinji.

Rei: You go help him, you're just sitting there.

Asuka: What about Misato-san?

Rei turned but found Misato pretending to be asleep, being the dimwit she was she said that she was sleeping. Asuka thought to herself lucky.

While Asuka was helping Shinji, Rei just kept on pushing them together.

Rei: Is it done yet, is it?

Shinji: (Whispering to Asuka) She's even worse than when Misato gets drunk.

Asuka: I know.

Rei: (Behind them) I know.

Asuka: AHH! You scared me.

Rei: teehee!

(A/N: I know that Rei isn't supposed to have feelings but, hey she got bonked on the head, anything can happen!)

After they ate Rei was the first to stand up.

Rei: Wow that was great! You two make a great pair.

Then they both blushed.

Rei: Although I do prefer the donut I ate earlier.

After that they just watched Rei go up to the tv and tried to turn on the tv but unfortunately the remote control was flipped backwards.

Rei: BASTARDO!

Just then Pen-pen walked in and pressed the power button and watched the latest of Penguin March.

Rei: oh, thank you my little penguin friend.

Misato: His name is Pen-pen.

Rei: Oh… I prefer Penny, can I call him Penny?

Misato: Ask him.

So then Rei picks up Pen-pen or so called "Penny" and hugs him tightly and says: " Penny my little Penny! You'll be my bestest friend!

Just then Pen-pen quickly got away and escaped to the fridge. And Rei was again left alone to watch penguins march. For when she tried to change the channel she ended up messing with the volume. Just before she got bored, she spotted Shinji.

Rei: Hey Shinji! Want to go outside and play! You know at the arcade? You won't mind me taking him away, will you Asuka?

Asuka at the moment blushed but then thought to herself I don't care for that stupid baka, bleh.

Rei: Ok then, bye Misato and Asuka!

But then Shinji noticed that they were heading for the balcony.

Shinji: Um Rei, we're going the wrong way.

Rei: Oh, sorry, off to the arcade!

The Arcade

Rei: Yay! One of most oldest yet classic game Pac-man!

Shinji: Rei, That's Tetris.

Rei: Oh, I didn't like pacman that much anyway.

…

Rei: Yay I win!

Shinji: Actually you didn't.

Rei: What? It says 'Good Job'.

Shinji: Actually it says 'Game Over'.

Rei: Aww.

Shinji: Can we go home?

Rei: Fine, why miss your girlfriend?

Shinji: It's not like that, I'm just bored.

Misato's House

Rei: Hey Shin-Shin! Want to go to the arcade again tomorrow?

Asuka: What the, Shin-Shin?

Rei: Yup, I gave him a nickname! You don't mind right?

Asuka turned away then said: Of course not, I already gave him one.

Rei: You mean Baka? Not much of a nickname. Does he have a nickname for you? I bet not. Right Shinji! What's my nickyname!

Shinji: You mean nickname.

Rei: Ya I know.

Shinji: Ok, Rei-Rei.

Rei then went and grabbed his arm.

Rei: Shin-Shin gonna be my bestest friend ever!

After that they just went to sleep. Asuka just hoped that Rei would go back to normal, so that she could have her Baka back.

the Next morning

Asuka woke up and took a shower, just then she heard the bathroom door open and saw a naked drowsy Shinji. She turned all red then…

SLAP!

Asuka: GET OUT YOU HENTAI BAKA!

Shinji then snapped out with a red face he saw Asuka but naked then ran out.

Shinji: Sorry sorry.

Rei: Hi shinji!

Shinji: Uhh hi, I got to go.

Rei : Oh and put a towel on.

Shinji turned all red and picked up his towel.

breakfast

Misato: Yum you've outdone yourself again Shinji!

Shinji: I didn't do it myself.

Rei: Ya me and Shin-Shin made it, right bestest buddy!

Asuka: grr….

Rei: Don't worry, he's still your boyfriend, I wouldn't take him away from you. You two look so cute together!

They both blushed then looked at each other.