Chapter 1 – Harry, Hermione and Ron

Dear Harry,
It's great to be back at school again! The smell of fresh books and unused quills. For your information, I have just sighed and Ginny is looking at me in a weird way. She has now come over and is trying to read my letter to you. She will only go away once I have said the following...
Ginny is a wonderful, smart, great, funny and superior lady.
She has now gone back to reading. Have you seen Ron lately? I haven't even gotten a glimpse of him! =-( Me =-( You ? Ron

Yours faithfully,
Hermione Granger

Hey Hermione! It's great to hear from you! Dursley's suck! Actually, Ron is here right now. I do believe he is writing a letter to you too! We are now racing to see who can get the letter to you first. Pigwidgeon is right beside Ron, but I cannot find Hedwig. Hedwig! HEDWIG! Damn bird... When do we get our timetables?

Dursley's suck,
Harry Potter

Hey Herm!
How's it been? Sorry I haven't been up to see you. I've been kind of busy lately... avoiding Gin. Welcome to sixth year! Me and Harry are racing now. Okay, I am winning because Harry cannot find Hedwig. He he... stupid bird. Anyway, I should be off to find Draco. He'll be needing a whooping any moment. It's a fresh year and a fresh wand! Why not the first spell be the curse of the bogies! Ha ha! See yeah!

Sincerely,
Ronald Weasley.

Dear Harry and Ron,
Timetables are to be set out by noon tomorrow and Ron, do not hurt Draco! Wait for the correct time and then attack. See you all downstairs in the common room.

Luv yah,
Hermione Granger

P.S. Curse of the Bogies is not a real curse you dummy.