"I do not own Kirby." – KawaiiKirby

KawaiiKirby Presents

The Great Cave Offensive

Level 1

Kirby wandered through the fields of Dreamland, very bored and starved. He squealed when he saw a fruit laying on the ground.

"Poyoh!" he ran towards it and started to suck it up.

Another fruit appeared in front of him, as if taunting him. He squealed again and sucked it up as well. Soon there were fruits everywhere. Because of his hunger, he didn't notice that they were leading him into a cave.

Once the fruit line stopped, Kirby was in front of a strange device. He looked down on it, puzzled. He jumped onto it and all at once he was falling, deeper, and deeper into a hole.

"POYOH!!!" he screamed as he fell.

Soon he landed hard on a long strip of rock. When he looked around, he realized he was in a cave. A rather large one at that.

He started to walk towards a small entrance to the right. He soon found himself facing a large assortment of monsters. In front of him lay a hard hat.

"Puuu." He said as he put on the hat. A light shown from the flashlight on top of it. He started by sucking up a Poppy Brother. (He wasn't sure, but he thought it was probably Poppy Brother Senior.) Soon he had bomb powers, but used some strange powers and the Poppy Brother appeared next to him once again.

"Why, hello Kirby! I'll help ya out. I'm sure you know why you're here, then?" he smiled as he talked in a high squeaky voice.

Kirby shook his head in reply. "Poyoh, poyoh!"

Poppy Brother Senior looked surprised. "Really? I thought when you stepped on that warp spot you would know. No matter. I'll explain it to you."

He took a deep breath and started into the explanation of the cave. "You see, this is called the Great Cave Offensive. You need to find all the treasures you can. Here's what the treasure chests look like." He showed him a picture of a simple, brown treasure chest.

Kirby nodded his understanding and Poppy Brother, Sr. continued.

"Inside the treasure chest are different kinds of treasures, each one's value different than the other. Get as many as you can, especially the ones with the higher values. Continue through the cave and defeat the monsters. I'll help you out here at the beginning, but I'm not real strong so you might have to try and get some other help after I leave."

He took a breath and sighed. "I'm sure this will be the most interesting part to you, Kirby." He cackled. "Once you reach the end, whoever managed to get the most treasure wins. The prize is an unlimited supply of watermelons."

Kirby started jumping up and down saying "Poyoh! Poyoh!"

Poppy Brother Sr. laughed again. "Not yet, Kirby. I'm not done. Don't you know who's all competing?" Kirby nodded. "Thought so. Let's see, I believe there's Meta Knight, and King Dedede. Ummm...I believe Waddle Dee is as well. Oh ya, Adeline is as well. Well, we ought to be off. I'll go ahead and start bombing the monsters. You look around for treasure chests!" And at that he ran ahead throwing bombs every which way.

Kirby started bounding towards him, looking around him for any signs of a treasure chest. He spotted one high on a ledge, above a large hole. He sucked up a lot of air, and started floating towards the ledge. When he was almost there, though, one of those stupid pink flies flew in front of him and hit him off course. He started falling towards the large hole. He couldn't get enough air to float back!

"POYOH!" he screamed. (We think this means "HELP!")

Poppy Brother Sr. was busy beating up some badies when he heard Kirby's plea for help. He turned around quickly and started running towards Kirby, who was now halfway towards the dangerous hole.

Poppy Brother Sr. tried his best to make it there in time, but it didn't seem to good for Kirby. Poppy couldn't float, therefore he wasn't sure how he was going to save him!

Kirby was only a few feet away from falling now....