So, did you wait patiently for this chapter? Did ya? HUH! You better not have…shakes fist Homer Simpson style, which I don't own. Sheesh, do we have to write that every time we do something like that?
Don't own anything DBZ related, read second chapter disclaimer for future references.
Chapter Three: The Three Headed Gumgo Raptor
Vegeta walked through the room. It was filled with dinosaurs, from Allosaurus to Tsintaosaurus. (Those may sound like gibberish, but they were real dinosaurs.)
Quite a few dinosaurs seemed to think his black-brown hair was a type of carrot and tried to bite it. But each one Vegeta sent crawling away.
"What the hell is that?" Vegeta whispered while looking at a very… "odd" dinosaur. It was no more then two metres, with three brown heads and blue eyes. To Vegeta, it had some kind of lump on its back, and certain parts resembled a raptor.
A man walked up to Vegeta. He had a white lab coat on and a clipboard. "You must be…" The man looked at his clipboard. "Vegi-ta!"
"Vegeta," he quickly interrupted.
"Right," the man said. "I'm Carrod, your supervisor."
Vegeta snickered when Carrod said his name. 'Sounds like carrot to me,' he thought.
"Is there something funny about my name?" Carrod asked.
"No, no," Vegeta said while he tried to hide back the urge to burst out laughing. To help, he changed the topic. "What's that?" He pointed at the three headed humped raptor.
"That's the three headed Gumbo Raptor," Carrod replied.
That only caused Vegeta to need to laugh even more. It was so bad, he made noises sounding like whimpering when a bit of a laugh escaped.
"It's our latest discovery," Carrod explained. "The hump on its back is its stomach. When it gets big enough, the stomach exits the other end all at once."
Vegeta shivered at the thought of a pile of poo that big. "What exactly goes into that gut?" Vegeta asked.
"Twigs, leaves, fish, and to our window's dislike, glass."
Vegeta leaned on a tree, but due to his immense strength, the tree fell over and hit a tyrannosaurus on the head. The tyrannosaurus roared and started stopping its feet on the ground and ripping trees from the ground.
Four men with tranquillizer guns came and began firing everywhere, even away from the dinosaur. "Idiots!" Vegeta yelled when one almost hit him.
A dart hit Carrod in the leg, thus he fell over and began snoring silently. Vegeta took this as a chance to go to the bathroom and began walking toward the door. Suddenly about four darts hit Vegeta. He pulled them out and laughed.
"No human weapon could hurt the Prince of-"
Vegeta fell on the floor and began snoring…loudly.
Goku felt a tingling. "Why do I have a feeling someone I know just fell down and started snoring?"
I had to put Goku in that chapter somewhere. It just didn't feel right without both main characters.
My sister wanted to add a few things to this chapter. She knows I erased them, or as it's said in this manual of how to talk computer: I flunked her input of the random letters of the alphabet, and deleted the overall.
Sounds like complete gibberish to me. Who knows what that means? I'm going to find out. Stands up and leaves.