Another Hole in the Head Nickleback Chapter 1: Another Hole in the Head, a teen titans fanfic

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Another Hole In the Head

-Nickelback

"Hahaha, you walked right into the trap!" Beast Boy howled in laughter as Cyborg slipped in some grease and fell with a metallic clang.

"Hey man, what was that for?" He said as he tried to get up, only succeeding in falling again, making Beast Boy shake in laughter.

"Cause it was funny!" Beast boy said through fits of giggles.

"Your so immature sometimes." Raven said from a chair across the room. She was deeply engrossed in a new book and she hated being interrupted.

""You know you thought it was funny." Beast Boy said, still not able to control his laughter as he watched Cyborg slip again.

Cyborg finally turned his arm into a vacuum and sucked up the grease.

I'm through, thinking of things to say to you
It's true, I've said enough and so have you
Just drive, you slam the door and so do I
Tongue tied, from all the little things
And they're the reason that I scream

"Hahahaha!" Beast Boy was once again on the floor in laughter as Starfire walked into the main room, the door sliding open, triggering a chain reaction that ended up dumping mustard all over Star's head.

"Beast Boy!" She yelled. "Why have you dumped the delicious Mustard upon me? Have I done something to anger you?"

"No Star, it was just funny." Beast Boy replied, rolling on the floor in laughter.

"The it was simply a joke for your entertainment?" She said, a little confused.

"Hahahaha." Beast Boy just continued laughing.

"That was NOT FUNNY!" Star screamed, running after a suddenly scared Beast Boy.

"Star it was only a joke, I swear." Beast Boy said over his shoulder while running away from the perturbed alien, still laughing as mustard flew off of Star's head and landed everywhere.

"You are such a Gorbernak!" Star yelled as she chased the green changeling around the main room.

"Star, it was a joke!" Beast Boy said, tears streaming from his eyes from laughter as he turned around to see where Starfire was."

As he turned around, he was met with the cover of Raven's book as he collided with it, her, and the chair she was sitting in, toppling them both over.

"BEAST BOY!" Raven said, grabbing her book, now ripped down the spine, off the floor.

"Beast Boy just looked up at her from the floor not saying a word, knowing that he had just unleashed a terrible storm upon himself.

"Look what you've done." Raven said in a controlled voice.

"Hehehe." Was all BB could manage to say.

"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" Raven yelled. "This was one of my favorite books! You've destroyed it! All of your stupid little practical jokes are driving me crazy! No, I do not find them in any way funny! They are a nuisance and a menace! Every time you do something like this something of mine gets destroyed or worse!" Raven exploded, small objects lifting off the shelves and hanging precariously in the air, suspended by black energy.

I needed you,
Probably as bad as I need another hole in the head
Was I mean to you?
Car keys in your hand
I believe that you would leave me for dead

"Umm, I'm sorry?" Beast boy mumbled, more like a question then a statement.

"You think life is a game, just time to play around. Those jokes and burps and all of the other childish things you do are just so immature! I don't know why any of us even pretends to put up with you! You're small and insignificant and you're not even good enough for a laugh! All you do is make me miserable!" Raven screamed, a little bit of color coming into her cheeks and more objects floating into the air.

"Listen, I'm sorry Rae-" BB was cut off by Raven yet again.

"Don't call me Rae! You of all people don't deserve to call me that, or anything else for that matter! It would be better for everyone if you just shut up!"

"Raven!" Beast Boy said, slightly loudly, stopping Raven's rant. "I said I was sorry and I'll replace the book. It was an accident. You didn't need to got all in my face like that."

The other titans in the room just stared in amazement. Beast Boy had stood up to Raven, A.K.A, He was a goner; a brave goner, but a dead man none the less.

"You think that I don't have to get in your face? Well it's about time someone did because I couldn't stand it any more. You're a nuisance to everyone, why don't you just leave?

Your turn, you'd rather leave then live and learn
That's why, you want an end and so do I
This time, I'll leave, and leave it all behind
Tongue tied, from all the little things
And they're the reason that I scream

"Fine, if that how you really feel, I'll leave! Obviously I'm not needed, I'm just a nuisance, a troublemaker. How can I be a part of this team when I just bring everyone around me down? I suck and my life is worthless, I can take a hint. But you know Raven, Maybe if you spent a little time with other people once in a while you might just develop some kindness and maybe even some skin tone! Maybe if you didn't shut yourself in your room or in a book you could show an emotion other than anger. All those jokes I played, they were for you, I was trying to make you smile, Raven. I know you can, I think you're just two scared to do it." Beast Boy said and stared Raven down.

I needed you,
Probably as bad as I need another hole in the head
Was I mean to you?
Car keys in your hand
I believe that you would leave me for dead

All the items in the air around the room shattered at the same moment and raven shot a jet of black energy at Beast Boy who dodged by turning into a hawk and flying out an open window.

Everyone in the room just started. They had seen Raven and Beast Boy fight, but not like this. This was bad, it was serious.

"Raven?" Robin asked.

Raven just melted into the floor, presumably teleporting to the roof or her room.

"I must go assist friend Raven with a Tameranian Pudding of Happiness!" Starfire said dashing to the kitchen, before Robin grabbed her arm.

"Uhh Star, I think we should give her some space." He said.

"But Raven is in a state of the madness. We should comfort her, should we not?"

"Right now, all Raven needs is time to cool down." Robin explained.

"Yeah dude, I don't want to be her next target, did you see the power behind that blast she shot as BB?" Cyborg asked pointing to the wall where a large hole had been knocked into it. "That would have seriously hurt."

Coz I needed you,
Probably as bad as I need another hole in the head
Was I mean to you?
Car keys in your hand
I believe that you would leave me for dead
I believe that you would leave me for

Raven Landed in her room on her bed.

'He know damn well why I can't show my feelings. Even if I wanted to I couldn't.' She thought. 'Who does he think he is mouthing off to me about something he doesn't even know the first thing about?' she steamed. 'It's not my fault that I have to bee this way. I didn't choose this path, it's Trigon's fault. It's his curse, that's why my anger is so uncontrollable. Beast Boy should know that, he was in my mind that day, he should have known better. He should have known it wasn't my fault, that I didn't mean it…' She flopped down on her bed, tears starting to trickle down her cheeks.

I believe, you would leave, me for dead, me for dead
I believe, you would leave, me for dead, me for dead

'She is so impossible! I can't believe her! "Oh know, its my favorite book…" What is her problem, she can't take a joke, jeez! I mean I said I was sorry right?' Beast Boy thought to himself. He was sitting on a bench in a long forgotten corner of Jump City Park. 'What is it with her that she can't just enjoy life just a little bit, be happy for once. It must be so sad to be so stoic all the time.' Beast Boy stopped, amazed by his vocabulary. 'Where did I learn "stoic" that's weird, I must be hanging around dictionaries too much.' He thought.

"But if that's how she really feels, then I guess I just won't come back, I'll go someplace where people want me around, where I'm funny.' Beast Boy thought. He morphed into a bird and flew off back toward the tower to pack his stuff.

I needed you,
Probably as bad as I need another hole in the head
Was I mean to you?
Car keys in your hand
I believe that you would leave me for dead

Beast boy approached Titan's Tower as a fly so as not to be noticed by anyone. He snuck into his room and packed his stuff into one suitcase and then went to get some paper and a pen to write a goodbye note.

Once he finished, he grabbed his bags and went up to the roof. He tied the bags around his neck and morphed into a Terradactile and took flight off over the ocean, away from jump city, the Titans, and Raven.

Coz I needed you,
Probably as bad as I need another hole in the head
Was I mean to you?
Car keys in your hand
I believe that you would leave me for dead

I believe, you would leave, me for dead, me for dead
I believe, you would leave
I believe that you would leave me for

Well, this is my latest fic, I was at work and was listening to this song and this idea just came to me. I hope you all enjoyed it so far, yes I am making a sequel, and it should be up within the next week. I may have another song picked out, but I might just write it as a normal fic, we'll see. R&R please, I love feedback! Constructive criticism only though, no flames, those are childish.