I had a review that asked when Goku and Vegeta would pair up. Well, this is the chapter for the one who asked. Enjoy!

Fee: And he'll make it longer. Finally!

NOT CIR: Shut up and go sit in your crawl space.

Fee: We don't have a crawl space. And hypothetically, why would I? I'm older than you, so I should be-

Cir: (Aims shotgun at heart)

Fee: Uuhh… and on with the chappie! Hope you enjoy! (nervous laughter)

Chapter Six: Career Partners

After Vegeta fainted he went into a seizure (when you fall down and start twitching and swinging your arms and legs around rapidly). Goku wasn't sure why. All he did was smile.

Vegeta finally got up panting. "Kakarott! What are you doing here?" Vegeta demanded.

"Uhhh, I've worked here since May 8th," Goku said.

"Vegita-"

"VEGETA!" Vegeta yelled at Carrod.

"Anyway, Goku is your new partner!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"It's not that bad Vegeta!" Goku said. "It's not like I have a short term memory prob- Hi Vegeta!"

"I'll be going," Carrod said.

"NOOO!" Vegeta's hand shot out at Carrod to grab him but it got caught in the closing door. The elevator began to move up and so did Vegeta's hand. To get it free, Vegeta yanked it out but threw the elevator down the shaft at high speed.

There was a crash and Goku and Vegeta both heard Carrod yell up, "One strike left!"

"So let me get this straight," Goku said later. "If you do one more bad thing during work hours, you're fired?" Vegeta nodded. "And you've only been working here for three days?"

"Can it Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled.

"Can't you call me Goku for once?"

"No."

"Come on!" Goku begged. "I'll call you something!"

"Kakarott," Vegeta said with a smirk.

"Stop saying-"

"Kakarott. Kakarott."

"-that or-"

"Oh no, Kakarott's saying something," Vegeta said sarcastically.

"-else I'll call you-"

"Kakarott! Kakarott!"

"-VEGETABLE HAIRED GUY!"

SLOW MOTION (They fight faster then the human fingers can type):

POW! Vegeta punched Goku in the nose and it began bleeding. "You bastard!" Goku yelled and punched back. BAM! Then Vegeta hit back. Blunk. They soon began punching each other and somehow made their way to the elevator shaft and fell down it. They didn't notice, which was weird, and kept punching.

Goku bit Vegeta and Vegeta punched him. "No biting!"

"This is a free for all!" Goku yelled as they hit the ground floor. They continued fighting through the lobby and bashed into the counter. Vegeta sacked Goku and Goku threw Vegeta at the wall. Then as if he just realized, Goku grabbed his crotch and said, "OOOWWWWWW!"

Vegeta got up and ripped the wall off. "A little slow in reactions Kakarott," Vegeta said.

"IT'S GOKU YOU ASS!"

Vegeta threw the wall and it missed by a mile. Miles away, Krillin walked down a road. "I wonder how Vegeta's temper problem is going," he said. Just then the wall crashed right beside him. "Eep." He backed up slowly.

Ned walked out of an elevator to see Goku and Vegeta fighting. He backed away slowly.

Vegeta pulled on Goku's hair. "Give up, Kakarott!" he said.

"Never!" Goku kicked Vegeta right in the wang and Vegeta fell on his knees.

Vegeta punched Goku's stomach and Goku kicked his shin. There was a cloud of dust and when it disappeared, Goku was strangling himself and Vegeta was punching his own gut. They stopped and looked at each other before fighting again.

NORMAL SPEED:

When the two went home, the first floor was a disaster with wrecked stuff everywhere. Goku had wrapped a plant leaf around his arm to stop the blood and Vegeta had an ice pack on his head.

Vegeta looked at Goku. "I'm still calling you Kakarott."

That was really fun to write. I admit, it did have quite a bit of swearing, but wasn't it funny?

Fee: im soo happy the chapter exceeds 2 pages!

Cir: (Brings out mini-gun)

Fee: You really like threatening me wit weapons don't you?

Cir: Go back to playing my guitar. Wait a second!

Fee: mine's upstairs. Too far man.

Cir: Wow, you are the laziest person ev- Wait another second! Mine was upstairs too!

Fee: urz is in tune. And thatz it for the chappie! Review review review to get a new one out! Toodles!

Cir: The review thing's my line! Oh well, wait a third second, since when do you say "toodles"?

Fee: Since I felt like it. And I said toodles, ending the chapter (shakes homer style fist)

Cir: (Fires mini-gun)