Just so you know, Feenux is a real person, and I only killed her digitally. Somehow, you can't kill her in reality though. In fact, you can't even kill her digitally! That is why I have gotten a new plan: strand her on Mercury! Mwahahaha-
Fee: howdy!
Cir: Aw crap! I thought I already strand her on Mercury!
Chapter Seven: Ferocity of the Females
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THE TWO OF YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT!" Bulma and Chichi yelled in unison.
Vegeta and Goku both pointed at each other and both said, "He started it!"
"I don't care who started it!" Chichi yelled.
"Me neither!" Bulma agreed.
They were sitting in Bulma living room. Vegeta was the entire reason they got in trouble. 'Why'd he do that?' Goku thought. 'Why couldn't he just stay quiet?'
Flashback:
Vegeta and Goku cleaned their wounds and threw out the ice and leaf. Then they both went home.
"Hi Chichi!" Goku said when he got home.
"How was your day?"
"Uh, fine!" Goku said quickly. Suspiciously quick.
Vegeta also arrived home. He went straight to the kitchen and ate something. "I beat up Kakarott today," he told Bulma.
"WHAT!" Bulma had called Chichi and told her that Goku and Vegeta fought.
Reality:
And that was how they got where they were. Goku had to teleport over there to Vegeta and they both started getting yelled at by their wives. Goku groaned.
Goten and Trunks walked into the room. "What's going on?" Goten asked.
"Bulma and I are just yelled at Vegeta and your father," Chichi replied.
"Oh, okay," Goten said, but Trunks was more curious.
"What'd they do?" he asked.
Goku sighed. He knew how Bulma explained things like that.
"Your father and Goku were at work and then your father started mocking him and they GOT INTO A FIGHT, VEGETA WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!"
Goten smiled. "I like how that sounds. Hell hell hell. What does it mean?"
Bulma and Chichi looked at each other and Trunks smacked himself in the forehead. "Goten you idiot," he mouthed.
"What'd you say Trunks?"
Chichi looked at Goten. "Never say that word again," she ordered him.
"Trunks?"
"NO, HELL!" Chichi yelled.
Bulma and Chichi turned back to where their husbands were to find them gone.
Meanwhile, Goku and Vegeta were flying away. "Won't they kill us when they find us?" Goku asked Vegeta.
"They won't find us if we fly to the moon," Vegeta said as he flew upwards.
That chapter was pretty short, but-
Fee: SHORT? OF COURSE IT WAS SHORT! God make them longer to keep people's attention! And I read the top of this. (shakes fist) do you like my pretty wings?
Cir: Two things. One, those aren't your wings, they're cardboard. Two, what was wrong with the top? Let me check. Oh yeah, how did you get back?
Fee: u'll never know! Mwahaha. And after I escape that place, I come back here to find u talking about killing me! And I like these wings! Theyre kewl!
Cir: (Takes out bazooka) Tell me.
Fee: (pop and Vegeta comes out of nowhere)
Vegeta: what the hell?
Fee: you'll defend me right Vegeta?
Vegeta: hell no
Fee: I have a cookie…
Vegeta: (thinks about it) sure.
Cir: I have the erase button…
Vegeta disappears. He reappears, takes the cookie and then disappears again
Fee: aww. Nehoo, im writing my own story now I tink, so byes.
Cir: Anyway, I have a deleted scene from chapter one here. I call it, "Gohan's Mail".
Chapter One Deleted Scene: Gohan's mail
"Gohan, you have mail," Chichi told him.
"Really?" Gohan said with a mouth full of bacon. He took the three envelopes his mother gave him and opened the first one. It read:
Dear Gohan,
After school, meet me on the football field benches, I have to show you a really funny picture I saw on the cover of a book.
Videl
Chichi looked over his shoulder. "Wasn't that date three weeks ago?" she said.
"Yeah." Gohan opened the next one.
Hey Gohan,
If you get this letter, then you've finally picked up the mail. Your mailbox is getting too full!
Signed,
The Mailman
Gohan rolled his eyes then looked at the third. "This one's for Goten." He handed it to his mom then went back to his bacon to see it was all gone. He looked at his dad as he burped.
"I couldn't help it!" Goku said.
Tell me what you think of the chapter and the deleted scene. Bye!
