The chapters are getting a bit less funny. My personnel favourite was the Goku vs. Vegeta fight in chapter six.
Anyway, I'm going to put in some parts that are funny, like a few parts you'll see…
Chapter Ten: Meeting Al
"FIRED! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN! ARE YOU GETTING A FLAMETHROWER OR SOMETHING!" Vegeta yelled.
"It means he's making you quit, and you don't have a choice," Goku told him.
Carrod smiled. 'The best part of my job is firing,' he thought.
"Can't you give him one more chance?" Goku begged.
"No I can't."
"Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase?" Goku begged.
"I told you, no!" Carrod yelled. "Unless…"
Goku went right into Carrod's face with a smile. "Unless?"
"I have to talk with Al Gilliston the XXVII," Carrod said.
"Twenty seventh? How long has his family been around?" Vegeta questioned Carrod. "Vegeta" being his family's first name only went down to eighteen. He himself was "Vegeta XVIII."
"Long time."
Carrod walked to the elevator shaft. "Uh, Carrod-" Vegeta covered Goku's mouth. 'You are evil,' Goku said in a telepathic message.
'I know,' Vegeta telepathically said back.
Carrod pressed the button and the elevator opened. He took a step into mid air and fell. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" BOOM. Carrod had gone into the shaft that Vegeta smashed.
Goku teleported himself and Vegeta down to see Carrod's face jammed into solid ground and his legs twitching in mid air.
Carrod raised a finger. "Medic."
Goku and Vegeta stood with Carrod in the working elevator. The supervisor had a neck brace and a cast on his left arm.
"Uh, sir?" Goku asked Carrod.
"What is it?"
"How'd you escape that with so little injuries?" Goku asked.
"The power of ten million kilowatt healing is very strong."
Vegeta raised an eyebrow. Why hadn't he heard of that before? He knew about every type since-well, why don't I just make a flashback.
Flashback:
Vegeta sat in the defendant chair in a court room. The accuser, Arnold Schwarsinadgoy was the accuser.
"Thanks to him, I needed radiation treatment!" Arnold said.
"He pissed me off!" Vegeta yelled back.
"I told you I don't like anchovies!" Arnold yelled back for his yelling back to him.
"Then you threw one at my face!" Vegeta yelled back for Arnold's yelling back for his own yelling back.
"That didn't happen!" Arnold yelled back for Vegeta's yelling back for his own yelled back because of Vegeta's yelling back.
"That's a dirty lie!" Vegeta yelled back for Arnold's yelling back for his yelling back for Arnold's yelling back for his very own yelling back (Fee: just stop it; Cir: I was planning to right now!).
Reality:
There were about ten zillion cases for Vegeta hurting someone, and each one he learned a new way a person could be healed. He knew so many, he even wrote a book about them. It was: "Vegeta Brief's Guide of Healing."
But back to the plot.
They arrived on the 11th floor. Goku walked out to see that they were in a very large room with quite a few chairs and a desk. A woman sat behind it.
"I would like to speak with Al," Carrod said.
"Normally you need an appointment," the woman said, "but as a supervisor, I can give you five minutes."
They walked through the door on her left and entered an office with a good window view. It had a desk in front of the window and a man reading a book called, "World Domination Tips."
"Ahem," Vegeta said. He was bored and wanted to go. 'The soon this ends, the better.'
The man had a huge mustache and a business suit. Despite the huge mustache, he had no hair on the top of his head.
"What is it?" the man, who was obviously Al, asked.
"I have fired Vegita-"
"Vegeta!"
"-because he has no more strikes. However, Goku wants me to keep him."
"I see," Al said. "Give me a minute." Al turned around in his chair so you couldn't see him. But an arm stretched out and began playing with a yo-yo.
'Are only idiots employed here?' Vegeta thought.
'What a weirdo,' Goku thought at the same time.
Al turned around. "Vegeta," he began, "I'm giving you one more chance." Vegeta groaned. "Goku, seeing as you want to give him another chance, the strike is coming from you."
"WHAT!" Goku screamed. "YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT! PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T!"
"I did," Al replied calmly.
Goku ruffled his hair. "I told you not to tell me that!"
The plan is afoot. No, not a literal foot, but started. Fee will be distracted watching her DVD, so I'm SAFE during this author note. Although I did want to use my taser…
Vegeta: Like that would do anything…
Cir: Hey, I brought you here as a guest, so only talk when I ask you to!
Vegeta: I have better things to do. (Walks away)
Cir: Anyway, at 14 reviews, the next chapter is up. I like creating that review rule. Oops, did I type that? Why am I keeping it up? Bye! (Runs away.)
Fee: Mwahaha, author's notes are NEVER safe from me… wow I have nothing to say today… huh, weird. Anyhoo, what he said up there.
Vegeta: are you supposed to be here?
Fee: uh, no. Ssh! Im not here, im "watching a DVD"
Vegeta: …ok
Fee: (anime sweatdrops) alrighty, hey Vegeta I have a proposition for you…
Vegeta: I'm listening
Fee: to be continued! Mwaaahahahaaaa! (Actually I don't have a plan, any ideas? Hello? Anyone there?)
Cir: Ahem… Why is she in here?
Vegeta: I don't know let's ask- Where'd she go?
