Cir: NEXT!
Gohan: (Sits in chair)
Cir: So why do you want to be the substitute for when Goku is sick?
Gohan: Because I know what he'd say and I can comment in a good way.
Cir: I'll consider it. But for now, I'll see what the others say. NEXT!
Fee: what are you doing?
Cir: Goku's sick, so I need someone to take his place for today.
Vegeta: (sits in chair)
Cir: Why do you want to be the substitute for Goku when he's sick?
Vegeta: Because I can keep him sick!
Cir: --………NEXT!
Fee: why don't you just get to the story? and why can't i be the substitute?
Cir: Fine… And you are one of the author things already!
Chapter Twelve: The Framing
Goku woke up again and saw the sandwiches. "Not this time!" he said. Goku broke through the door and left Carrod's office.
He looked around. "Great, I've lost him again." Goku went to the elevator and reached into his pocket, to find nothing. Goku began searching frantically, but he found nothing.
'I better tell Al,' Goku thought.
Vegeta was going to make sure Goku was still in the closet. He arrived on the 8th floor to see Goku standing there.
Goku's eyes narrowed. "Vegeta," he began, "why isn't there anyone here? And why do all the dinosaurs have shaving cream surrounding their mouths?"
"How do you know that's shaving cream?" Vegeta asked.
"Have you forgotten how good my nose is?" Goku asked.
"Damn you Kakarott," Vegeta whispered under his breath.
"Huh?"
"Nothing."
Goku raised an eyebrow. Vegeta was acting very weird. Then again, he once did…
Flashback
Goku and Vegeta were training when Vegeta took a demented pear out of his pocket. "Do you want this Kakarott?" he asked.
Vegeta had never ever EVER given Goku any food before, in fact, he never gave him anything! 'It's probably an act of kindness,' Goku thought and he threw the pear up, eating the pear whole. But for some reason it had no stem.
Goku felt his stomach was going to burst and he passed out.
When he woke up, he was in the hospital, his stomach had stitches on it and Bulma was yelling at Vegeta. Something about active grenades disguised as food.
Reality
Goku never really understood that. He looked up grenade on the internet and found out what they were. But what did an explosive have to do with food?
"Vegeta, tell me what you were doing!" Goku ordered.
"Why should I?" Vegeta said, smirking.
"Because according to Al, I OUTRANK you!" Goku replied.
Vegeta grumbled. "I'm still not telling you."
Goku just teleported to Al's office to tell him about the missing card. But Al wasn't there. "Where's Al?" he said aloud.
At Pizza Hut, all the supervisors and Al were pigging down on millions of pizzas. The cashier was just staring, open mouth, as the boxes emptying by the dozens in a single minute. To keep the customers satisfied, the cooks had to make pizzas non-stop. For the Research Facility employees and boss wouldn't leave until they had exactly one million pizzas eaten…EACH!
Vegeta went to the security room to check on everything. Every dinosaur in the cameras was running around with shaving cream that looked like foam surrounding their mouths. The Gumbo Raptor was walking around, looking at all the other dinosaurs.
Goku went around the building, but he couldn't find anyone.
Al drove back to his company, completely full. He drove by the building, his eyes widened with rage. He was growling slightly, and he was more angry then anything known to the world's scientists.
"SON GOKU!"
For on the side of the white building, in huge black painted letters was: SON GOKU WAS HERE. But unknown to any employee, it was in Vegeta's writing.
"I didn't do it!" Goku said to the Al in the boss office.
"And the writing on the building disagrees," Al said back. "I should just fire you on the spot." Goku gulped. "And I will!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"If you're done screaming, then hand over your security card," Al said.
Goku rubbed the back of his head. "Well thing is……it was stolen," Goku explained.
Al snorted in disbelief. "How true," Al said, in a way that suggested disbelief. "So I'll just let you go back to your job and pretend this never happened."
"Really?"
"NO!" Al roared. "EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE GOING TO SCRUB THOSE WORDS OFF THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING! I DON'T CARE HOW, JUST DO IT! AND THEN I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU NEAR THIS BUILDING AGAIN!"
Goku sighed and left the room. But Vegeta watched in the camera room. 'Finally, I don't have to work with Kakarott anymore,' he thought before leaving.
Cir: NEXT!
Cell: (Sits in chair)
Cir: What the heck are you doing here?
Cell: Applying.
Cir: Okay. Then why do you want to be Goku's replacement when he's sick?
Cell: Because unless I find something to do, I'll probably try something evil. And I have this metal police ring thingy around my ankle, so if I think evil, BAM! Ten thousand kilowatts.
Cir: I'll call you to let you know. NEXT!
Vegeta: The chapter's over.
Cir: Oh! Well, as you can see, I'm still trying to find someone. But I can't decide. So until chapter 15, I'm bringing a poll for who my backup assistant should be, because Goku doesn't seem any better.
Gohan – 0 votes
Vegeta – 0votes
Trunks – 0 votes
Cell – 0 votes
Bardock – 0 votes
King Kai – 0 votes
Chi-Chi – 0 votes
That's them. If you can, include a vote for one of these guys in a review.
ps:(fee) i am making a new story, check it out once i write it! itz a little humor, not as much as this crackpot, but-
Cir: Hey!
Fee: shut it. anyhoo, ch-ch-check it out (5 extra votes to whoever can guess who that'z by, and i hate the artist)