FBG: Hello ya'll
Kira: Why ya'll, what are you tryin to be gangster now?
Sesshomaru: Gangerster? What is gangster?
Kira: Something you don't know, now leave Fluffy!
Sess: Why...you...
Kira: Come and get me :P
FBG: (stares at them blankly) Well let's just continue to the story shall we?
Chapter 3: Annoying Toads and a Pond Accident
"Kira-chan," said the little girl tugging at the sleeve of the youkai's blue kimono, "What are we going to do today?"
Kira smiled at Rin, she spent nearly two weeks at the taiyoukai's castle and had fallen in love with the little girl, "Rin do you want to go outside and learn about some herbs? Meiko-chan grew some nice ones in the garden."
"Ikuze!" the little girl ran off ahead of her care-taker in excitement. Kira laughed, Rin was always a free spirit. She made her way to follow but was stopped by an annoyed looking Jaken, "And where do you think you are taking Rin?"
"I was only taking her out to the garden for her lessons, Jaken-san," replied Kira curtly, the little toad annoyed her, if I could just get the chance to squish him, but if I did that then Lord Stick-Up-His-Ass will have my behind for sure and then he'll get a stick and shove it up mine, which does not sound all to good. Imagine being like HIM for the rest of your life! Gross!
"Again?" questioned Jaken, his yellow eyes sparkling with mischief, "Tisk, tisk, Lord Sesshomaru will be most displeased to hear this."
The anger bubble Kira was trying so hard to subdue broke and she snapped angrily at Jaken, "Look here toad, I do realize your present status in this situation but mark me! If we met outside these walls you would be dead in a second, I do not tolerate insolent little bug-eaters, who's a pathetic disgrace to frogs everywhere!"
Jaken paled but retorted, "Lord Sesshomaru won't be pleased at all…"
"Pleased with what Jaken?"
Kira and Jaken both jumped at the same time and both cursing Sesshomaru for being so damn stealthy.
"Ano, well you see m-milord…I was just discussing with K-Kira-san here about Rin. I feel she tends to take the child outdoors to much for her own good, I didn't think you will be pleased with that," stuttered Jaken, he was afraid of being the target of either of the two inuyokai's fury, more so of Sesshomaru then Kira.
"I see," said Sesshomaru icily he turned to Kira, "May I ask why you take her outdoors as often as you do?"
Kira glared at Jaken and then turned to Sesshomaru, "Well you see, I think that Rin-chan finds it easier to study outdoors. She seems more focused in the garden, she is learning very quickly. I'm sure you of all people have noticed her improvement."
Sesshomaru snorted, "And do you really think you had anything to do with it? I see her more with Meiko then with you."
Kira growled at Sesshomaru, "Well it's not like you taught her anything, Mr.IThinkEveryoneIsAFool." She added in thought, who also has a gargantuan stick up his prissy ass!
"Didn't I warn you about manners bitch?" he growled backing her up against the wall.
"My manners are perfect but I only save manners for those who deserve them. Would you respond mannerly if I kept calling you yarou everyday?" stated Kira simply, "And I do have a name Lord Sesshomaru and it's Kira!" She shoved her way past Sesshomaru with her nose in the air and went to see Rin in the garden.
"Milord?" asked Jaken in a whisper, trying to get the taiyoukai's attention, "Milord? MILORD?"
"NANI!" snapped Sesshomaru, it was almost a yell, he glared at Jaken like knives through steaks.
"You are going to take such insolence from her, milord?" asked Jaken, he was barely audible.
"Do you honestly think I have a choice Jaken?" snapped Sesshomaru, "Like I always say, Never argue with bakas they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"
"But milord?"
"Yes Jaken?" said Sesshomaru, he was definitely annoyed now, and why do I even bother having this useless toad around?
"Since when did you say that?" he asked looking confused.
Sesshomaru had to admit, that was a good question, "Since now, Jaken, since now."
Kira arrived outside, grumbling angrily to herself, Rin was playing by the pond observing butterflies and Meiko was sitting under a cherry tree watching her. She saw Kira and patted the grass beside her.
"Well," said Meiko, "What took you so long? Rin said you were right behind her."
"I was, until stupid little bug-eater had to come and get in my way," grumbled Kira, "and THEN Lord Stick-Up-His-Butt decides to join the party."
Meiko sighed running her clawed hand through her auburn hair, "Let me guess, you two had an argument again?"
"Better believe it," mumbled Kira, she put her head on her knees and sighed.
"OH, I DO believe it," laughed Meiko, she patted her friend on the shoulder, "I mean it's not like you haven't met less annoying people? Remember Bokah-chan!"
"Meh," shrugged Kira, "Boka-chan and the others were annoying in a different way. It's the fact that he makes me look dumb and he KNOWS that he's doing it that bothers me…He gets a kick out of being the smart one!"
"Awe Kira-sama," said Meiko, "Don't worry. He doesn't have half the brains as you! I mean you have to admit, the guy can be a little dim-witted sometimes."
"No! Really!" said Kira in mock astonishment and then she said more seriously, "He isn't exactly stupid, he just has really bad ningen and youkai communication skills. His manners would make your mother faint, actually not faint, throw up!"
She was about to continue insulting Sesshomaru even more behind her back when she heard and ear-splitting shriek, "AYIEEE!"
"RIN!" Kira screamed, the little girl stumbled and fell right into the pond. In a flash Kira jumped in after her, flailing her arms around trying to grab the little girl, "RIN? RIN WHERE ARE YOU RIN? RIN?"
Kira was panicking now, she did not want anything to happen to Rin but before she could call out Rin's name, "KIRA-CHAN!" WOOSH! She was tackled into the water by a giggling Rin.
"NANI! RIN-CHAN! YOU NEARLY SCARED ME TO DEATH! DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN UNDERSTAND!" screamed Kira at the top of her lungs. She didn't notice Meiko laughing like a mad-woman, Kira looked pretty stupid. Her kimono was glued to her body and her hair was sticking out everywhere.
"Kira-chan, Rin…I-I'm sorry," said the little girl hugging Kira tightly, "R-I just wanted to have some fun. Gomen ne Kira-chan."
Kira started laughing, "It's okay Rin-chan! But you are going to get one for scaring me like that!" She splashed the little girl who squealed and started splashing the inuyoukai back. They continued like this for a few moments until Kira stopped noticing a pissed-off Sesshomaru standing not far away.
"Ah…hey Sesshomaru-sama!" cried Kira being as cheerful as she possibly could be, oh crap…I am so dead.
"SESSHOMARU-SAMA!" squealed Rin, she ran out of the water and threw her wet self around Sesshomaru, giving his legs a bear-hug. Sesshomaru grunted but patted Rin's wet head ever so slightly.
"Go inside and change Rin," he said, "you'll catch a cold."
"Awe…can't Ri-I play some more?" she asked looking hopefully up at his face.
"Iie, Rin," said Sesshomaru sternly, "Now go inside. Meiko-san take her inside and help her change."
"Hai, Sesshomaru-sama," said Meiko, she ran over to Rin, throwing one quick worried glance at Kira and walked Rin inside.
After they were gone Sesshomaru turned on Kira who was still standing in the pond, looking like a fool, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING! SHE CAN'T SWIM! HOW BAKA CAN YOU GET, SOMETHING SERIOUS COULD'VE HAPPENED! You bitch, you wench, you-"
"DAMARE!" yelled Kira, "Firstly, Rin was playing by the pond and fell in, I DID NOT DRAG HER INSIDE. SECONDLY, you could've asked my nicely rather then going into a fit although it is nice you care about her. AND FINALLY COULD YOU PLEASE ASK SOMEONE TO PULL OUT THAT HORRENDUS STICK THAT IS STUCK UP YOUR ASS! PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE IN THIS CASTLE!" Kira then realized she shouldn't have said that last part, "Kuso! Now you're really going to kill me!"
"That, I am," said Sesshomaru, his eyes were red, he unleashed Tokijin and ran straight at her. Now you see, at that moment Sesshomaru didn't think and he didn't realize where Kira was standing. So instead of slicing her head off and silencing her for good, he well, put it this way, SPLASH!
"AH KUSO!"
Kira just stood there for a second and then broke out in fit of laughter, she couldn't stop. Tokijin was on the grass right beside the pond, while Sesshomaru stood inside, soaking wet. His hair was stuck to his skull and he had an array of pond lilies around his head, forming a crown. His giant pelt was floating beside him and well he basically looked like an idiot.
Hearing all the noise, Meiko, a now dry Rin, Jaken, some other youkai servants and Ryoko all came running out. They all stood there not knowing what to do and then Rin started joining Kira in the laughing and then pretty much everyone was laughing.
Now poor Sesshomaru, he never felt so humiliated in his life. He wanted to murder everyone that was there, but he couldn't, he needed his servants. He wanted to cast Kira into the oblivion and never see her face again, but he couldn't, not while he was wet anyways. Actually he found it quite funny himself and managed an inner laugh, which was only reflected in his eyes, a glint only Kira managed to see. He slowly came out of the pond before whispering deathly to Kira, "We will finish this."
Kira who was still laughing managed to croak, "Yeah right sure, Lord Lilly. YOU KNOW THE FLOWERS MAKE YOU LOOK SO GOOD!"
Sesshomaru just glared at her even more and then turned to make his way back to his castle, he needed to change. He glared at everyone else, who all shut up instantly and ran back inside to their unfinished work. In the end, it was only Rin and Kira who were still laughing. He sighed and went inside, secretly plotting how he was going to throw Kira triumphantly into the oblivion and make it 'seem' like an 'accident'.
Kira finally after laughing herself breathless managed to clamber out as well, Rin and Meiko stood waiting for her.
"Kira-chan why was Sesshomaru-sama in the water with you?" asked Rin, still giggling.
"He fell inside Rin, like you did, it was an accident," said Kira gently she sighed, "Rin go inside and work on your embroidery, okay?"
"Hai!" cried Rin and she skipped her way inside.
After she left Meiko turned to Kira, who stood wringing out her kimono, "What happened there? Cause that, THAT was not normal."
"Ah well I insulted him pretty bad, I just got you know all riled up and knowing me the words just came out," said Kira meekly.
"So he tried to kill you?" said Meiko figuring the rest out for herself, "And in his rage he didn't realize you were in the pond and he tripped and fell in?"
"Ne," replied Kira, "You're so smart Meiko-chan!"
"Hai," said Meiko, "I know eh! But still, that was pretty funny. But now he'll REALLY want to kill you. So I suggest you play it cool for awhile, so he cools off…"
"No! Really!" said Kira sarcastically, "I better start running like hell now or I'm doomed."
"I wouldn't say doomed, not yet anyways," said Meiko, "You've been in worse situations then this."
"TRUE," said Kira nodding her head in agreement, "b-A-Ah-AHCHOO!"
"We better get you inside, you're soaked," said Meiko shaking her head, Kira-chan can be such a fool. Good-hearted and smart but still a fool.
FBG: Did you like it?
Sess: Did you have to throw me into a pond? Why couldn't I leap gracefully OVER it not IN IT?
FBG: It's something called humor due to your humiliation.
Kira: Yeah!
FBG: Here are some more translations.
Ikuze- let's go
Kuso- shit
Damare- shut up!
Inuyoukai- dog demon
oblivion (is english if u didnt know)-means a dark space of nothingness
FBG: Well that's all for now, I must leave you Earthlings to it then!
Kira: You're an alien?
FBG: NO! REALLY!
Kira: But-but-Ah forget it! Good-bye!