Another chapter at last! Sorry about the wait, I was caught up in my other stories. The poll remains at the last chapter. In one chapter, Vegeta might win. Votes are still acceptable until chapter fourteen is posted.

Goku: Please don't make it Vegeta please don't make it Vegeta please don't make it Vegeta please don't make it Vegeta please…

Cir: He may go on for a while.

Chapter Thirteen: Floor Faller and Time Traveler

Goku swabbed the floor with a mop. It was hard, however, to get water out of a carpet with a mop, which is used to wet things.

He ripped the carpet off the floor and threw it out the window to replace it. Meanwhile, on the streets, it was complete havoc as people ran around screaming as wet carpets slammed against the ground. "I better destroy the carpets so they don't cause chaos," Goku said as he began shooting at the carpets which caused more chaos.

Vegeta was at a window on the tenth floor laughing and watching Goku. He heard a crack below him. The floors were wood, and wood becomes droopy when wet, so…

He fell down to the ninth floor. Then the eighth. Then the seventh… "AAAAAHHHHH-OOF! Ow…(CRACK!) AAAAAHHHHH-OOF! My spine…(CRACK!) AAAAAHHHHHH-OOF! Man this hurts…(CRACK!) AAAAAHHHHHH-OOF! How many floors does this have? (CRACK!) AAAAHHHHH……"

Eventually, Vegeta finished falling in sub-basement 82. And his back and butt were in great pain. Vegeta took the elevator back up to the tenth floor. Why he didn't fly, we don't know.

Goku threw the carpets out the window on every floor. The first floor was okay, but floor fourteen was absolute havos (havoc and chaos combined).

He then went to buy new carpets. "That'll be 70 000 000 dollars and 82 cents," the clerk at the rug store said.

"WHAT!" Goku yelled. "I mean, okay, I'll be one second." In truth, it took two and a half years salary at Burger King before he came back (but he did have to get the queen's help to get most of it). "Alright, I'll buy it now."

"Uh, that clerk died eight months ago," the new clerk said.

"Well I still want twelve tons of rugs."

"We haven't sold rug in over a year, we're now a doorstop shop."

"Awww……"

He went on somewhere else and bought the rugs. Then he borrowed Bulma's untested time machine to try to go back. Goku opened the door to see the universe about to form. "Too far." He went to a time when everything had cars flying and tall buildings. "Too far."

He closed the door as Goten walked by.

Goku arrived in a time when everything was a barren wasteland and fire was everywhere. "Uh, is this the past or the future?" he asked out loud.

"Future," said a passing led pipe.

"Okay," he said as he closed it again. Goku arrived in the dinosaur time before he said, "Did that pipe just talk?"

Vegeta was celebrating. He hadn't seen Goku in two and a half years. "I hope he's been mauled by a bear and is lying in some ditch far in a barren wilderness away from civilization with vultures pecking at his rotting corpse!" Vegeta said to himself.

But when Goku was back having dinner with the led pipe, he realized he was hitting in random numbers, not his time. He hit the numbers and found himself with all the rugs back in (Truck drives over where I say number).

Vegeta disappeared and appeared back in (Cir: Stupid truck…). "Hi Vegeta," Goku said.

"So much for my hope…" Vegeta whispered.

Goku replaced all of the rugs and put the sign "Terrible Shower" on the time machine so no one would go in. Carrod walked to it. "Terrible shower! If I point out the health violations, I may get a promotion from that idiot Vegeta!" he said.

"That 'idiot Vegeta' is standing behind you," Vegeta said.

Carrod ran in and the time machine disappeared. "We won't see him for a while," he said to Goku, or, at least Goku heard him, because he forgot he was there.

Finished at last!

Goku: At last? It was only two pages! Oh, wait…Please not Vegeta please not Vegeta-

Cir: Want some pudding?

Goku: Uh…Fine. (Eats pudding, falls off chair unconscience)

Cir: That'll shut him up. Oh, and as for my question in the last chapter: I have no clue what the answer is so don't bother answering it.

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