Passion
A fan fic of dragon ball Z
YAOI!
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The hot figure peered out the window. He peered into deep space. He saw his planet. The glowing red planet of Vegeta. The 24 year old shook his head. Planet Vegeta has been destroyed ever since he was 10! Why would he see it there? He crawled out of bed.
Slipped into his boxers, and walked into the kitchen. Trying to force the thought of planet Vegeta returning after all this time. He shook his head in disbeliefe. "It's impossible that it's back," He thought, "Frieza destroyed it many years ago." He grabbed a frying pan, and started frying bacon. Everyone looooves bacon.
Any ways, while he was pondering, he wasn't paying attention to the bacon. The grease in the pan splattered, and sprayed Vegeta in the chest. He wasn't wearing a shirt, so it stung. A lot. It was so sad. A tear drop formed in his eye. When the bacon was almost done, he used his tail to grab an other pan and a spatula. He also grabbed two eggs, and cooked'em, all with his tail. He also used one of his feet to get some bread and put it in the toaster. He's a prodigy. He took the pan with the bacon, and flung the food onto a plate. The toast popped out and landed on the plate. He flipped the eggs behind him and it landed in the plate. 10/10 score. "a job well done" he though. He sat down and ate his breakfast in less then a minute.
He then left and went to the bathroom. He drew himself a bath. Before he got in, he went and brushed his teeth. He gazed at himself in the mirror. His black spiked hair was smooth and shinny. His manly lips are every girls dream. His shinny black eyes are unworthy of most living beings. He took off his boxers, and layed down in the tub.
Pink bubbles dripping out of the tub. A yellow ducky went by. Smiling, he grabbed the duck. As he did, it gave a small "squeeeeekee" noise. Laughing, he through it into the toilet. Using his tail, he flushed the toilet, and down went the duck. Yet, it didn't flush.
You see, Vegeta has a deep hatred for ducks. And it seams that his servants repidivly place this foolish toys in his large tube. Since he flushed so many, it clogged the toilet. Swinging his naked body out of the tub, he walked uncomfortably to the closest phone. Picking it up, he dialed the servant number and one was to be coming shortly to unclog his toilet.
Vegeta returned to his bath, washed his soft, lushest hair, and got changed into some tight fitting revealing blue spandex. These were new spandex, so he needed to cut a hole for his tail. He sniped to far, and some of his sexy ass was showing. While he cursed, the door bell rang. And Vegeta, was forced to go answer the door dressed like this.