Chapter 2-To the City! OF DOOM!
It's been a while.......a long while.....oh well. I'm going to write THIS chapter in a non scripted manner so go with it. YAY! It's a short chapter, but I feel bad after not updating for ever and ever...
After the teleporting cow incident, our random group of assorted characters appeared right in the middle of the busy metropolitan area of some random city. For the sake of being non-biased we're not going to tell you WHICH city. Use your imaginations! DO IT!
The smashers looked at one another uneasily. They were surrounded by cars. From their experiences in Ness's random fighting stage cars were very painful. They all silently agreed not to go into the street but neglected to inform the Fellowship of the impending danger. Perhaps not entirely by accident either...
The Fellowship was currently in several different states of shock. The level varied from one Middle Earthian to the other, but it was shock all the same.
Legolas looked about, searching for a mirror in which to assess the damage done to his hair by the teleporting. Instead he caught sight of several teenaged girls. Unfortunately for Legolas (and perhaps fortunately for everyone else), he was oblivious to the horror of teenaged girls, especially girls wearing "I LOVE LEGOLAS" T-shirts.
Suddenly, one of the girls spotted the strange group. "OH MY GOD!" She shrieked, "HE LOOKS LIKE LEGOLAS! LET'S GO HARASS HIM!" or something along those lines.
Legolas stared. He didn't really know what "harass" meant, so he just stood there.
The rest of the group had a tad bit more common sense.
"They look like they're going to attack us," Link stated.
"Yeah, this definitely looks like a charging attack; they even have a battle cry," Roy nodded in agreement.
"WELOVEYOULEGOLAS!" Shrieked the girls in unison.
"Maybe we should get out of the way?" Zelda suggested.
"GOOD IDEA!" everyone but Legolas agreed.
Unfortunately at that moment another group of girls appeared from around the corner sporting "I Love Aragorn" shirts.
"OH MY GOD! HE LOOKS LIKE ARAGORN! LET'S GO HUG HIM TO DEATH AND THEN AUCTION HIM OFF ON EBAY!" One of the Aragorn fangirls shrieked.
They proceeded to charge the group from the OTHER direction, leaving them with nowhere to go but into the middle of rush-hour traffic.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed everybody in unison. Death by cars or death by fangirls? It was difficult to gauge which would be more painful. Then again, perhaps being flattened on the pavement would mean and faster, more merciful death.
Suddenly, some random police officers appeared and arrested the fangirls for "disturbing the peace" and "attempted abduction of Tolkien characters under copyright protection" and other interesting charges.
"These girls are a menace to society," one police officer complained to his partner.
Said partner cringed. His daughter happened to belong to the world of fangirls. Maybe a few years in the youth correctional center or rehabilitation would straighten her out. He'd have to look into it.
Meanwhile, our favorite videogame characters (yes, they all are videogame characters. Don't argue with me! Play the Lord of the Rings videogame! NOW! But finish reading first.) were still standing around looking stunned.
A random group of "cool" guys sauntered by in an attempt at looking suave but really ending up looking like they were seasick.
"Hey, yo, where's the dork convention?" One of them yelled.
"Right here!" another replied pointing to Legolas and Aragorn and company.
They all laughed in unison, slapping each other five and whatnot.
"I have the feeling we're being insulted," Link said, looking annoyed.
"Me too," agreed Roy, unsheathing he sword, "let's kill them."
"Uh, Roy?" Zelda spoke up, "That's probably not a good idea. Those girls got arrested for just screaming and being a nuisance. Who knows what they'll do to us if we kill people!"
Roy looked disappointed.
"I know! We'll light them on fire!" Link decided. "There's no harm in that!"
Before Zelda could intervene Link had pulled out a Deku stick, which Roy lit. They proceeded to chase after the "cool" gang and light their pants on fire.
The Fellowship stared. Zelda and Marth sighed. Well it wasn't like they didn't deserve it...
It's been a while.......a long while.....oh well. I'm going to write THIS chapter in a non scripted manner so go with it. YAY! It's a short chapter, but I feel bad after not updating for ever and ever...
After the teleporting cow incident, our random group of assorted characters appeared right in the middle of the busy metropolitan area of some random city. For the sake of being non-biased we're not going to tell you WHICH city. Use your imaginations! DO IT!
The smashers looked at one another uneasily. They were surrounded by cars. From their experiences in Ness's random fighting stage cars were very painful. They all silently agreed not to go into the street but neglected to inform the Fellowship of the impending danger. Perhaps not entirely by accident either...
The Fellowship was currently in several different states of shock. The level varied from one Middle Earthian to the other, but it was shock all the same.
Legolas looked about, searching for a mirror in which to assess the damage done to his hair by the teleporting. Instead he caught sight of several teenaged girls. Unfortunately for Legolas (and perhaps fortunately for everyone else), he was oblivious to the horror of teenaged girls, especially girls wearing "I LOVE LEGOLAS" T-shirts.
Suddenly, one of the girls spotted the strange group. "OH MY GOD!" She shrieked, "HE LOOKS LIKE LEGOLAS! LET'S GO HARASS HIM!" or something along those lines.
Legolas stared. He didn't really know what "harass" meant, so he just stood there.
The rest of the group had a tad bit more common sense.
"They look like they're going to attack us," Link stated.
"Yeah, this definitely looks like a charging attack; they even have a battle cry," Roy nodded in agreement.
"WELOVEYOULEGOLAS!" Shrieked the girls in unison.
"Maybe we should get out of the way?" Zelda suggested.
"GOOD IDEA!" everyone but Legolas agreed.
Unfortunately at that moment another group of girls appeared from around the corner sporting "I Love Aragorn" shirts.
"OH MY GOD! HE LOOKS LIKE ARAGORN! LET'S GO HUG HIM TO DEATH AND THEN AUCTION HIM OFF ON EBAY!" One of the Aragorn fangirls shrieked.
They proceeded to charge the group from the OTHER direction, leaving them with nowhere to go but into the middle of rush-hour traffic.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed everybody in unison. Death by cars or death by fangirls? It was difficult to gauge which would be more painful. Then again, perhaps being flattened on the pavement would mean and faster, more merciful death.
Suddenly, some random police officers appeared and arrested the fangirls for "disturbing the peace" and "attempted abduction of Tolkien characters under copyright protection" and other interesting charges.
"These girls are a menace to society," one police officer complained to his partner.
Said partner cringed. His daughter happened to belong to the world of fangirls. Maybe a few years in the youth correctional center or rehabilitation would straighten her out. He'd have to look into it.
Meanwhile, our favorite videogame characters (yes, they all are videogame characters. Don't argue with me! Play the Lord of the Rings videogame! NOW! But finish reading first.) were still standing around looking stunned.
A random group of "cool" guys sauntered by in an attempt at looking suave but really ending up looking like they were seasick.
"Hey, yo, where's the dork convention?" One of them yelled.
"Right here!" another replied pointing to Legolas and Aragorn and company.
They all laughed in unison, slapping each other five and whatnot.
"I have the feeling we're being insulted," Link said, looking annoyed.
"Me too," agreed Roy, unsheathing he sword, "let's kill them."
"Uh, Roy?" Zelda spoke up, "That's probably not a good idea. Those girls got arrested for just screaming and being a nuisance. Who knows what they'll do to us if we kill people!"
Roy looked disappointed.
"I know! We'll light them on fire!" Link decided. "There's no harm in that!"
Before Zelda could intervene Link had pulled out a Deku stick, which Roy lit. They proceeded to chase after the "cool" gang and light their pants on fire.
The Fellowship stared. Zelda and Marth sighed. Well it wasn't like they didn't deserve it...