It's not what it sounded like

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, are you happy now you just take and take and take and I give and give and you never take me out or talk to me any more I just don't see where this relation ship is going. I think we should just read other fanfiction we could be friends I'll read you fiction but I won't review what kinds of a girl you take me for...

Authors note: ( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves. "..." mean when no one has any thing to say or to reply or statement made by someone else. ... Means pause in talking everything else is talking to the reader.

Chapter 2: With friends like these...

In another part of Inuyasha forest you find a fuming Kagome heading toward the well, when she finally happens up on it she'll find a monk in agony, which goes by the name of Miroku. To her surprises he's not his usual hey I got something you can pull and it not my finger self. He really looked like he was in pain, so swallowing her suspicion and she headed over to the pained monk to help in his moment of need hoping that she wouldn't have to regret it.

Else were in the story Inuyasha sits has just warn off and boy did he have a bone (pun intending) to pick with Kagome. To his happiness and appalling nausea Sesshoumaru was not the one that found him and Kouga, in they're compromising position thank the god he never believed in. To bad it was Sango and those two idiots Kouga calls a pack.

" ... Fuck! ..."

Ten minutes they just could be their slow selves and wait ten more minutes. They wouldn't have been entangled in each other person, it would have never been spoken of again. He would have taken this to hell, but no now they stand here trying to explain to there mutual friends that it's not what it looks like and that it was all Kagome fault.

Kouga thoughts and word exactly...

"... Double Fuck!..."

(But not in that manner and definitely not with dogshit.)

Kouga loved Kagome yes, but to lose face because of that lovely yet misplaced temper of hers, so he agreed with dogshit for the moment, but if push came to love he would rebuke that statement if need be. So after some moments of total embarrassment, dishonor, deprivation of all masculinity he was off to find his woman and show her he indeed was the man or the de-man in this case. Inuyasha decided to take this course of action as well.

Inuyasha wish Sango didn't spend so much time fighting of Miroku advances and profaned remarks. She was starting to pick up his corrupt vocabulary. She was walking behind making casual remarks about him and Kouga. Some to the like that would make Miroku himself blush.

But of course she wasn't making fun of him or even Kouga for that matter (not directly anyways) she was throwing them out there for just anybody or maybe just for the amusement of Kouga two lackeys. (Thank god Shippou isn't here, Kagome would think I taught him all this shit.) Inuyasha looks back at the laughing group of ill mixed people. (With friends like these who need Naraku)

"Hey it wasn't what it looked like you twisted nuts."

"Yeah dogshit's right it wasn't that way at all bitches."

Sango only reply in a very Miroku manner...

"now Kouga we bitches have to stick together"

"..."

( She's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, and Kagome would be too happy if she just all of a sudden dropped dead at his feet.)

This was Kouga's thoughts and along the lines of Inuyashas as well.

They finally were almost to the bone eater well No thank to Sango and the other members of the wolf pack egging her on.

"... pore Kagome what's she going to think. First she finds Inuyasha with Kikyou now Kouga."

Inuyasha-

(... She's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend...)

" and Kouga must have been using Kagome to get to Inuyasha all this time."

Kouga-

(... she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, she's Kagome's friend, SHE'S KAGOME'S FRIEND!...)

They were just about out of the brush of Inuyasha forest when they heard Kagome talking to someone. That was Miroku, and what they heard had them shock to they very core, so much so that they we're glued to the spot they stood.

TCB...

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