First off this is just going to be a stupid-just-for-laughs-no-idea-why-wrote-it song fic ok, so read at the risk of losing brain cells.

WARNING: This content is extremely stupid, and contains scene of extreme making out, you have been warned!

All through the tower there was not a sound, not even a mouse could be herd… wait wrong story. Porymon sits back in his chair and scratches his head madly. "Why can't I think of anything" he calls out loud. When all of a sudden, a ghost like creature, that looks like a wrinkled old short elf, appears.

"Use the force, use the force" the ghost waves his three fingered hand in front of his face. Porymon just stares at the strange sight floating 2 feet off the ground. "…wait, were the heck am I?" The ghost looks around him to see that he is in a computer room of some sort.

"In my house, my names porymon, why are you here Yoda?" "I think writing Beast Boy and Raven fics have caused me to go insane"

"First of all, my name is Billy, and second, I don't know, I was supposed to be somewhere, can't quit remember, something about, lasers, death stares, and some guy named chewy, o well probably nothing important" The ghostly figure floats over to the screen and takes a look. "What are you trying to do, porymon?" "I thought the name everyone called we was weird"

"I was trying to write a poem, but I can't think of anything, grrrr!" Porymon started to yell at his computer, who just stuck it's tongue out at him.

"This is weird, maybe if I help him, I can go." "How about you do a song-fic then?"

Porymon taps his keyboard lightly. "Ok but what about and why don't you talk like you have half a brain?"

"Because, I'm an actor you idiot!"

Porymon is starting to get annoyed. "So what about the song then!"

"Hu ok.. how about… well you know the tune… I don't know it's name... this, do-do do-do do-do-do do-do-do, you now that weird scene on Mulon Rouge"

"Oh ya that weird can can music, ok, thanks, bye!" Porymon waves goodbye at the small ghostly elf looking creature, named Billy.

POOF! And like that, he was gone. "Well let's get started!"

TAP TAP was the sound the conductor, wearing a tux (also he had spiked hair that had a tint of silver in it) made when he taped his white stick on the easel. "OK ready you five?"

Raven was sitting on the couch with her arms crossed glared at the conductor. "No way in hell, am I singing that song!"

Porymon smiled evilly at the gothic girl. "Well I do have ultimate power you know, so I could just make you and Beast Boy make out, right now"

Beast Boy's head perked up. "Hey! Can you really do that?" A mischievous grin appeared on the green changelings face.

Cyborg let out a moan, and after turning his head away from Raven strangling Beast Boy, hey put up his hand in a dull way. "Why we have to sing THAT song?"

Robin was about to agree with his metal friend until…

"Because this song creates the giggles, that is why!"

Robin hand went up. "Hey you can do anything right?"

Porymon was juggling fireballs when Robin asked this question and just trough them into the waste basket. "Yes why?"

Robin pointed his thumb over to Starfire.

"Ok sure" Porymon snapped his fingers and a slight pop was heard.

"What? Why did Robin point his finger at me? Do I have something on my face or something?" Starfire covered her mouth. "Change by voice back now!"

"If I do, you will mess up the lyrics, ok let's get started"

All the titans drew in a deep breath and started the song, that porymon wrote for no apparent reason.

Silkie, Silkie, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, hey-hey-hey!

Mad-Mod's crazy, Slade's mean, Raven's dull, Beast Boy's green! do-do do-do do-do-do do-do-do!

I know I know were the greatest team!

We know we know were the greatest team!

Aqualads cool, jinx is creepy, Beast Boy was once a stool and Gizmos wimpy! do-do do-do do-do-do do-do-do!

Ok everyone, lets do the dance, even though Raven has no pants! (The team does the can can)

Silkie, Silkie, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, hey-hey-hey!

Once there was a bad guy named Slade, he is gone, now were all happy! do-do do-do do-do-do do-do-do!

Robin wears a mask, Starfires a ditz, Cyborgs can do any task, lets all to the blitz! (The team stops doing the can can and starts to swing dance)

(Cyborg stops in the center and pulls out a voilen) Ok know grab your partner swing them around do see do! Hey Beast Boy don't step on Raven's toe, come people lets all go! do-do do-do do-do-do do-do-do! Robin keep ya hands above the waist, now spin around if it was a race! (Every body lets go and starts to do the can can again)

Silkie, Silkie, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, hey-hey-hey!

(Beast Boy, out of now were, grabs a mike and puts on a cap back wards) Beast Boy's cool, cannot deny it, Ravens HOT, she knows she wants to try it, I may say something else but better NOT!

(Ravens high kicks Beast Boy and lands on stage with gold chains on and grabs the mike that was spinning in mid air) This all to ya peeps, out there in dream land! All I got to say is life is whacked, now give me a hand!( after a cricket is heard Ravens drops the mike and walks out of the spot light and joins the rest of the team in a can can)

Silkie, Silkie, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, hey-hey-hey!

That's all we got say, porymon wrote the dumbest story, but hey!

The titans fall back onto the couch exaushted.

Starfire let out a loud sigh. "That was most fun and joyis" She giggles loudly. "Yay my voice has returned to it's normal splendor!"

Raven rolls her eyes. "That's great, that song sucked and…" Raven turned her head towards a cowering Beast Boy. "…what was that about 'she knows she wants to try it'?"

"he hem!" All the Titans turn their heads to see an annoyed conductor. "I thought I told you not to complain." Porymon smiled evily."So now I will make you and Beast Boy make out! In three, two-"

"Come here you!" Beast Boy pushed raven on to her back.

"Beast Boy what the f-mmmhhhfffff"

Porymon stared at the strange sight of Beast Boy with his tongue practically halfway down Raven's throat, and the dark goth making no attempt to stop it. "Umm I didn't do anything yet… but I will do this"

Robin got an evil grin on his face and turned towards Starfire. "Oh Starfire?"

"Yes Robin, what is it and why is Beast Boy's hand on Friend Ravens 'tushie'- eeek why are you grabbing my gribnacks?"

Cyborg looked over to see Beast Boy and Raven making out and Robin fodling Starfire and making out also. "Man… I got nobody" Just then a loud pop was heard and a pink haired girl was sitting on the couch beside Cyborg. "Jinx what are you doing here?"

"I don't know a second ago I was beating Mammoth at Amoured Core 3, and now I'm here" Jinx looked behind her to see Beast Boy and raven making out and then pulled her head to one side to see Robin making out with Starfire, and looked up at Cyborg. "Well when in Rome"

"Uh jinx what are you-whaaa!" Cyborg fell of the couch with Jinx and started waking out.

Porymon clapped his hands together to get some sort of invisible dust off. "Well my work here is done" And with a loud pop the spiky haired teenager was gone.

Well I hope you liked that one, stupid song, hilarious and some serious making out in the end for kicks, by the way I'm a Cy+Jinx fan. This one was justfor fun, the next one, I'm thinking of a continuation of 'could it be real' as always I'm open to suggestions, and yes I am working on 'Beast Boy's suffering' to. also i don't own Armoured Core 3 or Teen Titnas