Michael: Hello and welcome to our story.
Kinsey: Michael, GET OFFA ME! …Oh, and welcome to our story. MICHAEL, GET OUTA MY SKITTLES!
Michael: Er, fiiiiiiiiiiiine, if you're gonna be that way… Erm, shouldn't we be explaining our story to the readers?
Kinsey: What readers?
Michael: Er, good point. Anyway, I'm Michael and I'm seven years old. That's Kinsey and she's 13, but very immature.
Kinsey: AHEM? Hmph! Anyway, our point is to make fun of Harry Potter as much as we can. Er, did I say that? I meant, our show is to shrink the Harry Potter characters. Our first character is… DRACO MALFOY! Let's welcome Draco to the stage! ::an "Applaud" sign lights up where the audience can see it and they applaud::
Kinsey: Well, Sexy, DRACO, I meant to say Draco, what brings you here?
Draco: Everybody calls me sexy all the time! ::cries:: Even that Potter dude!
Michael: I TOLD you he was gay! Gimme the cash, Kinsey!
Kinsey: pays up:: That's a very bad problem, Draco. What have you tried?
Draco: I've tried everything! I've tried grunging down-
Kinsey: drools::
Draco: dressing up, pretending I was drunk, and everything else!
Kinsey: Well, I know what you can do! Become my girlfriend, and everyone will know you're taken, and nobody will call you sexy! Besides, you can make fun of Potter with us!
Draco: …Okay!
Kinsey: kisses Sexy-Er, Draco::
Draco: O_O Don't do that again, Kinsey.
Michael: EWWWWWWWWWW!! You kissed! Gross!! EWIE!!!!!
Kinsey: thwaps Michael:: Don't call us gross! Just because you can't stand kissing doesn't mean you have to call us gross! ::thwaps Michael again::
Michael: pouts:: You're mean!
Kinsey: Shut up, Michael. Anyway, join us next time for Voldemort!