Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. At all. Don't sue me, all you'll get is a bunch of pictures from camp. And I'll fight you tooth and nail for them.

A/N: Oh. Em. Gee. My God, I haven't updated this in SO FLIPPIN' LONG! Haha, this is so short, but nobody reads this fic anyway. I just thought it would be nice to update SOMETHING. So here you are. This is all fake, mind you, except for hating Barney. I don't really dress like that. –would be labeled a poser if she did- Anyway…

To the story!

-Kinsey is sitting in a comfy chair listening to music so loud, we can hear every word even though she's wearing headphones. She's wearing black all over, and has dyed her blonde hair black. (XD Sally and Jess) She has studded bracelets, a studded necklace, black earrings, black eyeshadow, black lipstick… you get the idea. Michael's trying to talk to her, while our very own Voldie looks approvingly at Kinsey's outfit-

Michael: -taking off Kinsey's headphones- KINSEY ANN! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE! OR APPLE CINNAMON TEA!

Kinsey -jumps a mile high (literally)- WHAT?

Michael: We have a guest, Kinsey, so STOP WEARING THOSE HEADPHONES OR I'LL MAKE YOU WATCH BARNEY!

Kinsey: cringing: NO! NOT BARNEY! Anything but that!

Voldie: I like Barney! Do you have Barney here?

-Kinsey and Michael stare at him-

Michael: Uh… what did you say?

Voldie: I said I like Barney. What's wrong with that? Barney says we should all be friends! Why don't you like Barney?

Kinsey: Uh… because he says we should all be friends? Geez, I thought I could at least be friends with you, the Dark Lord, but if you like Barney, y'know, I don't see how it would work.

Voldie: Well, fine then. I don't wanna be friends with you, either, if you're gonna be like that.

Kinsey: Don't worry. I'll be like that. -glares- You're not cool like Becki. She can recite Pirates of the Caribbean from memory.

Michael: I can! I can!

Kinsey: No you can't! Even I can't do that! Although I've counted the number of times he says 'savvy' in the movie! (A/N Well, not yet, PotC comes after writing this and my numerous other stories. It's a 16 hour drive, so I'll have time, lol. But Becki says 6 times.)

Voldie: Uh, what are you guys talking about?

Kinsey:-thwaps Voldie- We're talking about the best movie in the world called Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, which is rivaled only by the third Harry Potter movie, the third LotR movie, and 10 Things I Hate About You. Duh.

Voldie: Oh. -rubs his head- That hurt.

Kinsey: In the words of Emily, deal with it.

Michael: Don't I get a say in all this?

Kinsey: Of course you do. Go ahead and thwap him if you want to.

Michael: Good. -thwaps Voldie twice- Once for not knowing what PotC was, and one for being mean to my sister.

Kinsey: Hmph. You were mean to me, Voldie. -brings out her wand-

Voldie: -whips out his wand-

Kinsey: -starts firing curses- Take that, Barney-loving FREAK!

Voldie: -fires curses back- So what if I love Barney?

-Michael steps away from the duel and turns through the audience-

Michael: Well, that's all for this issue! Darn, we didn't even get to make fun of Potter! Oh well, we'll have plenty of time next time, because it's him we're "shrinking"-gets hit by a curse by accident- KINSEY! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!

Kinsey: Uh-oh… -runs, taking the duel with her-

So... how was it? Not as funny, I think, as the first chapter, but c'est la vie. Oh well.