w00t! I actually updated again! This is for Becki, even though she's seen this (and the next) chapter. Plaudits for Becki, cos she reviewed ! And Becki gets a role in this chapter (only because she bugged me until I agreed –rolls eyes-) and Li gets a cameo. Li and I are NOT life partners OR twin sisters, so you need not worry.

This chapter is much more off-topic than the others, but don't worry, there's still the shrinking you love so much! (-snorts-)

And I really hate to review-whore, I really do, but I would like some reviews for this fic, and not just from Becki (not that I don't love your reviews, Becki, I love them very much). The next chapter, chapter 4, is the best (and longest) chapter. In my opinion, anyways. So keep in touch with the story until you see chapter 4! (It even includes rabid fangirls!)

-Kinsey (now 14 1/2) and Michael (now almost 9) are waiting patiently for their next shrink-ee to come. They are very bored, even more bored than when the judge for Kinsey's Solo & Ensemble Contest quartet was an hour and a half behind schedule for judging the quartet. And that was pretty darn boring.-

Michael: I'm BORED.

Becki: -suddenly showing up- HEY! THAT'S MY LINE! NO STEALING MY LINES OR I'LL SIC CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW ON YOU!

Li: -suddenly shows up and throws her arms around Becki, inciting a scream and a "GET AWAY!" from Becki, and dances offstage to 'The Future Freaks Me Out'-

Kinsey: -calls after Li- BYE, TWIN SISTER / LIFE PARTNER!

Becki/Michael: ICKY EWIE GROSS!

Kinsey: Eat me. Anyways, WHERE THE HECK IS POTHEAD?

Becki: Dunno. -realizes something about ten minutes late- HEY! YOU PUT ME IN YOUR STORY!

Kinsey: Duh. You're one of my best friends, silly, and you asked to be in as many stories as possible!

Becki: …oh yeah.

Michael: -whispers- Kinsey, Potter at ten o'clock.

Kinsey: -looks around wildly- Where? Where's ten o'clock? Where's Pothead?

Michael: He's right in front of you, stupid.

Kinsey: I knew that! -.-; Potter, why were you LATE?

Potter: I was saving the world again. -assumes hero-ish pose- Man, I love doing that!

Michael: Doing what, saving the world?

Potter: No, assuming hero-ish poses! DUH!

Kinsey/Becki/Michael: …

Potter: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? It's FUN!

Kinsey: Oh, you mean like being Draco's girlfriend is fun? –giggles- Mmmhmm… fuuuuuuuuuuun…

Everyone else: … -.-;

Becki: ICKY ICKY EWIE GROSS!

Kinsey: What? I was talking about how we make candy together! And drink lemonade! It's FUN!

(A/N: Anyone who can tell me what that means gets a cookie! Besides Li and Val and Becki!)

Potter: You're Draco's girlfriend? –cries- Now I can't be Draco's girlfriend!

Kinsey: Potter, you're a guy. You can't be ANYONE's girlfriend!

Potter: -sniffs- Oh, thanks, rub it in, why don't you?

Becki: …

Michael: …

Kinsey: I know! Let's send Potter off to Voldie to watch Barney! That way he can be with a stupid dinosaur and a stupid Dark Lord!

Potter: Voldemort likes Barney? Oh, I can't wait to be his friend! La la la!

Kinsey: -calls a bunch of men in white coats to come take Potter away to Voldie- There ya go, Potter. Have fun; I think the nice men have a room with no windows for you! I think it even has padded walls!

Potter: YAY! -lets himself be dragged away to the loony bin to visit Voldie-

Kinsey: Join us next time for shrinking-

Becki: -interrupting- Barbossa!

Kinsey: -finishing- Sirius Black!

OK, well, there you go! Now, review if you want to make me happy! –grins innocently- I'll even throw in a free Midwest Airlines cookie or two! A whole plane-ful of them if you make your review nice and long (even if it's to tell me what exactly I did wrong, in great detail)!

And those cookies rule.