OK, well, here's the next chapter. I like this chapter. I like this whole story, actually. I wrote this thing in five minutes, so it's really not that good, but I like it anyways. Dunno if that makes any sense.
And I promise, I'll get to work on my other stories! I have about two paragraphs of a new chapter of Forces United, and I have to TOTALLY rethink and rewrite 10 Things I Hate About You because I read it over and the last chapter sucks. It was TOTALLY not going the way I wanted it to. So I have to fix it. And the Marauders and PoA… I still have to type up the chapter. And my others, well, I've pretty much given up on them.
Ahem. Yes. So. I promise, I'll write more on the others by the end of the summer.
And I'm outright review-whoring now (Li, don't you dare say anything). I love reviews. I thrive off them. I'll review your story if you review mine, provided it's either Harry Potter or Teen Titans and is not slash. I don't care what ship, as long as it's not slash. (sorry to slash lovers; I have nothing against gay people, I just don't like slash.)
Well, this is a long author's note, so I'll sign off and say enjoy the featured presentation!
-Kinsey and Michael have finally managed to clear out the room in time for Sirius Black to arrive. It proved to be quite a struggle for them, as Becki didn't want to go and was firmly (and violently) expressing her belief that the part about making fun of Harry didn't last nearly long enough. However, they finally managed it by throwing a copy of PotC out the door. ANYWAYS, they now are sitting in comfy armchairs in front of a powerful fan, since it happens to be 90 degrees out and sunny. Yes, sunny.-
Michael: Does it seem rather strange to you that it's sunny inside the building?
Kinsey: Nah… this is Potterverse. If JKR can do funny things, so can we!
Michael: OK… that explains everything, except where Sirius Black is.
Kinsey: Yeah… hey, why is it that EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW is LATE?
Michael: Erm, Kinsey? Only Potter's been late. Malfoy and Voldemort were on time.
Kinsey: …shut up. I'm going to go look for him.
-Kinsey goes out, slamming the door behind her. Half an hour later, she returns, dragging Sirius Black behind her. Sirius has several fangirls hanging on to him while Kinsey tries to whack them off with a broom. She occasionally hits Sirius, causing the fangirls' eyes to double and turn red.1 –
Michael: o.O OK then… here, Kinz, try this! –hands her the canon cannon- Blast them with it! It's meant for Mary-Sues, but it should work on rabid fangirls too!
Kinsey: M'kay! –takes canon cannon-
Fangirls: meep?
Kinsey: -blasts them-
Fangirls: -up, up, and away! And KABLAM!-
Sirius: Noooooooo! My fan club!
Michael: You're dead, Sirius. You don't need a fan club. You have no need for one.
Sirius: Dead people have feelings too, you know! And my feelings are hurt when I don't have a fan club!
Kinsey: x.x Wow.
Sirius: Haha, you made a dead face too! See, she's dead too!
Kinsey: You'll be double dead if you don't shut up! -scary face-
Sirius: Eep?
Kinsey: That's right. Michael, wanna start the show?
Michael: Isn't it already started some 344 words ago?
Kinsey: …shut up. Start the REAL thing now!
Michael: OK. Here we are, in the building where we always are! I actually no clue where we are, we're just always here. –is nudged by Kinsey. Hard.- Anyways, we're here today to make fun of- er, I mean, shrink, Sirius Black!
Sirius: Hey, I heard make fun of… do we get to make fun of people here? I want to make fun of Snivelly! He's fun to make fun of!
Kinsey: O.O OK then! Yeah, sure, you can make fun of Snape! But we're doing that NEXT episode!
Sirius: OK. Snape's greasy, ugly, greasy, stupid, greasy, a Death Eater, greasy, bad-tempered, and greasy!
Michael. And how does that make you feel?
Sirius: …
Kinsey: …
Michael: What? We're supposed to be shrinking him, right? And that's a shrink question!
Kinsey: Whatever. So, Sirius, how does that make you feel?
Sirius: Uhm… squicky inside?
Michael: And how does THAT make you feel?
Sirius: Can I go home now?
Michael: You don't have a home, stupid. You can go back to being DEAD when we're done with you.
Sirius: Done with me? –gulps-
Kinsey: -smiles evilly- Don't worry, we don't bite… hard…
Sirius: -gets up from the couch where he was laying down and backs away slowly- Who are you people?
Kinsey: Just your friendly neighborhood shrinks!
Michael: Yep! And how does that knowledge make you feel, Mr. Black?
Sirius: -starts to run away-
Kinsey: Bellatrix is so much better than you anyways! You suck!
Sirius: -turns, sticks out tongue, and promptly runs straight into the doorway-
Kinsey: -starts laughing but is attacked by the reincarnates of the rabid fangirls- HEEEEEEEEELP!
Michael: -too busy pointing and laughing to help-
Sirius: -gets off the ground and runs away-
Fangirls: -run after Sirius-
Kinsey: Anyways… join us next time for Severus!
Michael: Our gerbil?
Kinsey: -rolls eyes- No! Severus Snape!
Michael: Oh. But I really wanted to shrink our gerbil…
Kinsey: Too bad. Ciao, everyone!
OK, there ya go. Severus is the name of one of our gerbils (the fat one).
1 See an episode of Teen Titans where Raven goes evil. The only ones I can think of off the top of my head are "Nevermore" and "The End Part 1" ("The End Part 2" hasn't come out yet). But I haven't seen TT in AGES, so there are more, I'm sure. OH! And I think "Aftershock Part 1" has Raven and her Trigon-eyes. OK, I'm done now, Promise.
Review! You know you want to… free cookies to all who review…
And cookies for: Sally (Yes, my hair is still blonde/brown. I didn't dye it, promise!), Keeda (I'm glad you liked it. I love PotC!), POTC Freak (Haha, it's FUN to make you scream and run away!), andDerek Rain (Haha, I'll put you in more chapters if you really really want me to. You didn't like this the first time you read it? –sulks-)
And to my other reviewers who get double for reviewing without me bugging them: Seed-Of-Flame (Thanks, lol. Nah, I'm fine. It's fun making fun of them! ), andtenniStar514 (I continued! Are you proud of me? Have you even read the rest?)