Chapter 3 you are mines
surprisingly all 3 adults fit onto one bike, and as soon as they got really high they started to freeze "haruko, is it supposed to be this cold, and it is so hard to breathe!" haruko: "oh I forgot I have to wack ya so you can stay warm, and not burn... at least I remembered to shield you from the radiation in space!" naota "how could you screw up like that!" haruko: "what can I say naota I'm ditsy" mamimi: "I heard that in space there is no gas for sound waves to travel in, so does that mean we can't talk after we leave the atmosphere?" haruko "it isn't like you have to act so smart, really, whenever you talk to me, just remember that that carbon dioxide coming out of your mouth is synthetic and put on this communicator, in case we get split up, also, remember that there is no gravity in space, so hold on!" mamimi "why don't you just shut up, I know that carbon dioxide can not occur naturally in space, so just hush I'm smarter than you!" haruko "please, you are only smart because you take body shots of scientists, and ask them lots of questions, besides stop being so lame, I just meant reserve your breath it isn't cheap to produce that gas!" mamimi "excuse me, but I officially have worked my ass off to get into college after skipping so much, I worked part time at a restaraunt to earn money for it, with photography as a hobby, I also did online courses, and spent years making up for my childhood, don't EVER call me a moron." haruko "well I know you two must have fooly coolied each other plenty of times, thinking of having kids?" naota "that's none of your business, we may have lost our virginity, but that doesn't mean it has anything to do with you!" haruko "oh look we're almost to the target! Yes! Score !" naota "what? What target?" haruko "oh yes naota I want to get it on" mamimi "STOP!" naota "what are you doing?" haruko had a very long kiss with naota. They landed on some sort of floating platform leading to a tower, in a foggy, dark, and empty place. Natoa's head started to grow 4 horns, two on the side and two at the top. They glowed green blue yellow and pink and slowly formed into 4 guitars. Naota "why do we need 4?" haruko "well for starters, they are akimbo, 1 handed guitars, very expensive, and I stole them, also, they are for both of you!" naota "what about my guitar I already have?" haruko "HAHAHAHAHAHA! you expect to infiltrate and destroy a government building with simple old toys?" naota "why did you ask me to bring it then?" haruko "well for starters, that guitar was one of the only ones that can grant abilities, these ones here are just weapons, leave that guitar out by the bike." naota "how do you expect me to infiltrate a government building?" mamimi "hey! I don't kill people!" haruko "Not yet! But trust me YOU WILL!" a group of men in black suits ran towards them, haruko shot off 3 or 4, and waves upon waves came from the building. Haruko "well?what are you waiting for? shoot them!" naota "why are you doing this?" haruko "because STUPID! It's fun NOW START KILLING!" mamimi "I don't think it's fun!" naota "I don't either!" haruko "it doesn't look like you have a choice! It seems like you are stranded until I say so!" naota "I can fly that bike just as well as you!" haruko "oh you see, CHILD! I'm an alien, so only I can levitate and all that jazz ALRIGHT?" mamimi "you know what haruko, I thought you would grow up, but it just turns out you're still a little kid" haruko finished off the men and shot at the building, it collapsed, and haruko yelled to them "WHAT ARE YOU STUPID? GET ON THE BIKE BEFORE WE DIE!" they ran and jumped on the bike and haruko launched it into the air, as the platform collapsed beneath them, seemingly falling forever. Haruko "so? Where do you want to go next?" naota "home." haruko changed direction and started heading for her home, but mamimi realized something. "Haruko, how much do you like naota?" haruko "about as much as he likes you!" at that very moment naota realized he felt the same way he did the first time he met haruko, popular —FLCL ride on shooting star the pillows